The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 I wanted to start it early, so it's not created about 40 minutes late (like usual). Previews. Velocity Don’t miss Velocity this week when two high-flying tag teams meet up as Ultimo Dragon & Billy Kidman meet Akio & Sakoda in what should be an action-packed thriller! Both young teams are working their way up the ranks towards the WWE Tag Team Championship and whoever wins this match may take a giant step towards that goal. Don’t miss it! Also on Velocity, Cruiserweight Champion Tajiri faces Paul London and Johnny Stamboli will meet Spanky. Perhaps the most intriguing match could be Funaki against Matt Morgan. Will Funaki’s experience overcome Morgan’s size and strength? Only one way to find out – watch Velocity! Confidential The holiday season is considered one of the busiest travel periods of the year across the world. On Confidential this week, join several WWE Superstars as they share their own personal tips to make travel as stress-free as possible. After all, there are very few professions that require as much travel as being a WWE Superstar, so who better to ask for travel tips than expert travelers? This week, Confidential does just that. Also on Confidential, Eddie Guerrero’s star has never shined brighter in WWE, as Latino Heat is enjoying popularity the likes of which he has never seen before. He is known for lying, cheating, stealing … and entering WWE arenas in a custom low rider. His love of the custom automobile earned him a spread in an upcoming edition of Lowrider Magazine. Confidential went along with Eddie for the photo session and has the highlights for you on Confidential this week. Confidential also joins two WWE Superstars on recent trips they took as Bradshaw surfed the wild waves of Australia and Chris Jericho visited several media outlets in New York City. See what life is like outside the ring for two of the most popular Superstars in WWE. Confidential features a unique Outside the Ropes as Eric Bischoff interviews Jonathan Coachman in a role reversal, and watch a classic match between the Honky Tonk Man and Ultimate Warrior from SummerSlam 1988. It all happens on Confidential at 11/10 CT on Spike TV! - wwe.com Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Will the matches last longer than 5 minutes? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Disbadger Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Will the matches last longer than 5 minutes? Of course not. They need to reserve air time to recap the Vince Mc Mahon/Ernest Miller dance off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 But this weak has PURO Juniors! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Max Peter David Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Don’t miss Velocity this week when two high-flying tag teams meet up as Ultimo Dragon & Billy Kidman meet Akio & Sakoda in what should be an action-packed thriller! Also on Velocity, Cruiserweight Champion Tajiri faces Paul London. Perhaps the most intriguing match could be Funaki against Matt Morgan. Fuck you WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ligerbomb03 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Honky Tonk Man vs. Ultimate Warrior? Anyway, I am excited about Velocity tonight... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest hhheld_down Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Don’t miss Velocity this week when two high-flying tag teams meet up as Ultimo Dragon & Billy Kidman meet Akio & Sakoda in what should be an action-packed thriller! Also on Velocity, Cruiserweight Champion Tajiri faces Paul London. Perhaps the most intriguing match could be Funaki against Matt Morgan. Fuck you WWE. i second that Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Vince Mcmahon/Ernest Miller feud = RATINGS! You can have mix tag matches with Miller teaming with Lamont and have the Jung Dragons run in every minute. They already have Yang & Jamie-son on the roster. Just sign the other dude and it's GOLD! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 and watch a classic match between the Honky Tonk Man and Ultimate Warrior from SummerSlam 1988. At least we don't have to worry about this match being clipped. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 All the Warrior does is run to the ring and hit the press slam for the pin and that last what 90 seconds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 What happened to the Vince McMahon/John Cena feud? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ligerbomb03 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Dammit, I am anxiously waiting for the Vince McMahon vs. Vince McMahon feud. Oh yeah, baby, split personalities here we come... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted December 20, 2003 Yeah, Vince vs. Vince would blow Gollum vs. Smeagol out of the water. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Hmmm, I'm gonna bar-hop tonight, so I won't be here to contribute my 2-cents...which is usually half of the money posted here by all 2 of us. ***Don’t miss Velocity this week when two high-flying tag teams meet up as Ultimo Dragon & Billy Kidman meet Akio & Sakoda in what should be an action-packed thriller!*** Hmm...I don't remember Ultimo, Akio or Sakoda doing any "high-flying" lately. Kidman's been hurt and has been allowed to do a couple (read:2) neat moves since what, the brand extension began? Yawn, match may be cool, but will mean nothing. ***Both young teams*** Ultimo and Kidman, those rookies. ***whoever wins this match may take a giant step towards that goal.*** The goal = Jobbing to the FBI next week. ***Cruiserweight Champion Tajiri faces Paul London*** Awesome! ***Johnny Stamboli will meet Spanky*** Well...at least both members of my favorite team are on. Tho both will probably job. ***Perhaps the most intriguing match could be Funaki against Matt Morgan*** Who writes this, really? Does RUE like, drink a beer and get wasted and them phone this crap in? Have either Funaki or Matt Morgan had ANY moments of intrigue in their lives? Alrite, I liked the "INDEED!" stuff...for 2 weeks... ***Will Funaki’s experience overcome Morgan’s size and strength?*** No. ***join several WWE Superstars as they share their own personal tips to make travel as stress-free as possible.*** YES, show the plane ride!!!! ***so who better to ask for travel tips than expert travelers?*** Re-read this question over & over to decide if the WWE writers are talented. ***Eddie Guerrero’s star has never shined brighter in WWE, as Latino Heat is enjoying popularity the likes of which he has never seen before.*** He was more over in WCW in 1997. He was more over in WWF in 2000. ***Bradshaw surfed the wild waves of Australia*** I can't even begin. ***a classic match between the Honky Tonk Man and Ultimate Warrior from SummerSlam 1988.*** Vince will clip this down to 8 seconds to get highlights of Vince & The Cat from Smackdown. Sorry to be so negative, I usually watch both shows. But this is PATHETIC. Tajiri/London could be neat...we'll see. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
haVoc 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 What happened to the Vince McMahon/John Cena feud? I don't think they ever planned on feuding. It just Vince allowing himself to look like a fool to help get Cena over. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Enigma 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 ***a classic match between the Honky Tonk Man and Ultimate Warrior from SummerSlam 1988.*** Vince will clip this down to 8 seconds to get highlights of Vince & The Cat from Smackdown. How are they going to clip it down to 8 seconds when the match itself barely lasted 8 seconds? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 That was the point. It was a joke. Vince'll find a way to clip it even more. SOMEBODY CALL MY MOMMA! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 What happened to the Vince McMahon/John Cena feud? I don't think they ever planned on feuding. It just Vince allowing himself to look like a fool to help get Cena over. Vince was gloating about his Undertaker win. Cena came out and insulted both him and Sable. Vince got pissed and wanted to teach him a lesson so he booked a match between Cena and The Big Show, in which Cena won. And that was pretty much it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Solid Tajiri/London match... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 If Morgan wasn't SO FUCKING generic, he'd entertain me... DeMott rips into Josh for saying "Morgan is the prototype for all wrestlers". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Sit-out powerbomb of doom wins it for Morgan. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.B. Buzzkill 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Well, generic wrestlers usually have generic finishers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Well, generic wrestlers usually have generic finishers. That they do. That they do... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.B. Buzzkill 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Spanky busts out a motherfucking Yakuza Kick. Awesome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Watchable match, but two hoss vs cruiser matches in a row don't work. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 You're not smacking MY television. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.B. Buzzkill 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Good Lord, I always forget how much Brock sounds like such a pussy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Yeah, looks like Cena / Show was non-title after all. Edit: Akio and Sokada got their own theme, interesting... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 Tag match time...I hope this is good :/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Mandarin 0 Report post Posted December 21, 2003 I hope Kurt beat the hell out of Robin Williams for making Flubber. Since when does Billy Kidman actually get reactions? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
