Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 22, 2003 Report Posted December 22, 2003 http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf Its the reason i stay on the streets, more beer for the homeless guy.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted December 22, 2003 Report Posted December 22, 2003 Well it is the Christmas season ::Flips Homeless guy a quarter::
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 22, 2003 Report Posted December 22, 2003 I'm in the Christmas Spirit, Here's a Dollar
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 Thanks guys but don't let me be a burden to you!
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 That's pretty funny. Though the gimmick still sucks.
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 you are not satisfied with my gimmick, may i ask how a homeless man can get some free dogs around here
Matt Young Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 I don't drink much beer, but I love my vodka and I'm pretty drunk right now thanks to some peppermint schnapps. Christ, with all these posts where I mention my inebriated state, I feel like MoleStomp. And that, my friends, is a very dirty feeling...
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 you are not satisfied with my gimmick, may i ask how a homeless man can get some free dogs around here There ya go buddy, MERRY CHRISTMAS or something.
caboose Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 I've got a picture of this chick from the Reading Festival this year. When did you meet her oh Homeless one?
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 subtlety abounds.
Cran Da Maniac Posted December 23, 2003 Report Posted December 23, 2003 you are not satisfied with my gimmick, may i ask how a homeless man can get some free dogs around here Call Dog Eatin' Chinaman
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 I've got a picture of this chick from the Reading Festival this year. When did you meet her oh Homeless one? Interesting question oh holy one, for the beast was a picture sent to me by a good friend from the UK. He said that she was one of the 'sexy' ones or whatever that means, hey i'm justa homeless guy with no spare change
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Feels bad for Homeless Guy * Hey buddy here's a Fiver. But I don't wanna see you with a bottle of booze tomorrow.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 I saw this before - pocket lint for you.
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Feels bad for Homeless Guy * Hey buddy here's a Fiver. But I don't wanna see you with a bottle of booze tomorrow. *shazaaam* too late *gulp* ooooooo fuck off and leave me alone *burp*
Guest Bottled Black Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 * Shakes Fist * You bastard.. See if I ever give you money again. Damn homeless people.. Go to a god damn soup kitchen or something... * Walks away shaking his head and mumbling*
1234-5678 Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 Are there any hot homeless broads out there?
k thx Posted December 24, 2003 Report Posted December 24, 2003 I've got a picture of this chick from the Reading Festival this year. When did you meet her oh Homeless one? Where the fuck was she when I was looking!
k thx Posted December 25, 2003 Report Posted December 25, 2003 How can something prove less than nothing?
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 * Shakes Fist * You bastard.. See if I ever give you money again. Damn homeless people.. Go to a god damn soup kitchen or something... * Walks away shaking his head and mumbling* *Shouts loud obcenities* I love you all, fucking politicians
caboose Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::Gives a Stunner to Homeless guy and steals his brown paper bag of beer::
{''({o..o})''} Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 Ive found that using a brown bag as a beer container isn't really a successful endevor.
justsoyouknow Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 :::re-enacts scene in sig::: Ignore that. I'm talking about the Clockwork Orange hobo-beating scene.
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 ::Gives a Stunner to Homeless guy and steals his brown paper bag of beer:: sorry you must have the wrong homeless guy, for i was given a five pound note yesterday. I managed to buy myself a proper seethrough camper *sticks unwashed tounge out at the back end of a train*
BX Posted December 26, 2003 Report Posted December 26, 2003 This homeless guy is from England. Give him all the money you have.
Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change Posted December 27, 2003 Report Posted December 27, 2003 Hey i'm not from England, I'm Scottish please don't ever tarnish my heritage. *Awaits money from passer by's*
caboose Posted December 27, 2003 Report Posted December 27, 2003 Scottish? You guys choke like the Welsh too.
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