Why is Beer good for you?

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

http://www.sydes.net/jokes/flash/beer.swf

 

Its the reason i stay on the streets, more beer for the homeless guy.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

Well it is the Christmas season

 

::Flips Homeless guy a quarter::

[Guest Bottled Black]

I'm in the Christmas Spirit, Here's a Dollar

[Guest Darkness]

Beer is good.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

Thanks guys but don't let me be a burden to you!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

That's pretty funny. Though the gimmick still sucks.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

you are not satisfied with my gimmick, may i ask how a homeless man can get some free dogs around here

[Matt Young 0]

I don't drink much beer, but I love my vodka and I'm pretty drunk right now thanks to some peppermint schnapps.

 

Christ, with all these posts where I mention my inebriated state, I feel like MoleStomp. And that, my friends, is a very dirty feeling...

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

you are not satisfied with my gimmick, may i ask how a homeless man can get some free dogs around here

 

There ya go buddy, MERRY CHRISTMAS or something.

[caboose 0]

I've got a picture of this chick from the Reading Festival this year. When did you meet her oh Homeless one?

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

subtlety abounds.

[Cran Da Maniac 0]

you are not satisfied with my gimmick, may i ask how a homeless man can get some free dogs around here

Call Dog Eatin' Chinaman

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

I've got a picture of this chick from the Reading Festival this year. When did you meet her oh Homeless one?

Interesting question oh holy one, for the beast was a picture sent to me by a good friend from the UK. He said that she was one of the 'sexy' ones or whatever that means, hey i'm justa homeless guy with no spare change

[Guest Bottled Black]

* Feels bad for Homeless Guy *

 

Hey buddy here's a Fiver. But I don't wanna see you with a bottle of booze tomorrow.

[Guest Krazy Karter]

I saw this before - pocket lint for you.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

* Feels bad for Homeless Guy *

 

Hey buddy here's a Fiver. But I don't wanna see you with a bottle of booze tomorrow.

*shazaaam* too late *gulp* ooooooo fuck off and leave me alone *burp*

[Guest Bottled Black]

* Shakes Fist *

 

You bastard.. See if I ever give you money again. Damn homeless people.. Go to a god damn soup kitchen or something...

 

* Walks away shaking his head and mumbling*

[1234-5678 0]

Are there any hot homeless broads out there?

[k thx 0]

I've got a picture of this chick from the Reading Festival this year. When did you meet her oh Homeless one?

Where the fuck was she when I was looking!

 

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::re-enacts scene in sig:::

[k thx 0]

How can something prove less than nothing?

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

* Shakes Fist *

 

You bastard.. See if I ever give you money again. Damn homeless people.. Go to a god damn soup kitchen or something...

 

* Walks away shaking his head and mumbling*

*Shouts loud obcenities* I love you all, fucking politicians

[caboose 0]

::Gives a Stunner to Homeless guy and steals his brown paper bag of beer::

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Ive found that using a brown bag as a beer container isn't really a successful endevor.

[justsoyouknow 0]

:::re-enacts scene in sig:::

Ignore that. I'm talking about the Clockwork Orange hobo-beating scene.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

::Gives a Stunner to Homeless guy and steals his brown paper bag of beer::

sorry you must have the wrong homeless guy, for i was given a five pound note yesterday. I managed to buy myself a proper seethrough camper *sticks unwashed tounge out at the back end of a train*

[BX 0]

This homeless guy is from England.

 

Give him all the money you have.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

Hey i'm not from England, I'm Scottish please don't ever tarnish my heritage.

 

*Awaits money from passer by's*

[caboose 0]

Scottish?

 

You guys choke like the Welsh too.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

*donates two pesos*