k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Am I late? You didn't wear a condom when cybering? I didn't think it was important... ... something just kicked inside of me... Uh-oh. Your gonna give birth to the first TSM baby! It'll be TSM squared! A source of TSMery! My God, it'll be like Scott Keith! My child is going to be gorgeous. Remember who the mother was. Yeah, but remember who the father was... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :: Returns :: Who's up for some poker? I'm up for some poker! What rules? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Um, RoyalBlue, all this talk about knocked up ravers has me wondering. When will we have our own little bundle of joy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Yeah, but remember who the father was... That speaks ill of Miss CanadianChick's standards for men, and I shan't hear any more. (rubs his belly and plays soft Bach close to it) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 (edited) Nevermind - I'll go look for ABOBO Edited December 24, 2003 by Krazy Karter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Um, RoyalBlue, all this talk about knocked up ravers has me wondering. When will we have our own little bundle of joy? We can dress up a cat if you want? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Um, RoyalBlue, all this talk about knocked up ravers has me wondering. When will we have our own little bundle of joy? We can dress up a cat if you want? But we do that everynight. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted December 24, 2003 There's a joke in there some where, but I guess I should shut up. There's always a joke to make when you're involved in something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Well, I'm off for the night, but the pub will stay open. Anyone wanna be in charge? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'll take charge. I'm ordering pizza. What does everybody want on it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'll take charge. I'm ordering pizza. What does everybody want on it? Cool. Don't change anything, and lock up when you're finished. Oh, and save me some pizza. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'll take charge. I'm ordering pizza. What does everybody want on it? Cool. Don't change anything, and lock up when you're finished. Oh, and save me some pizza. I'll do ya proud. You heard the man - 12:00 tonight, everyone's out. That includes Zack and the "mops" he keeps coming across in the stockroom. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'll take charge. I'm ordering pizza. What does everybody want on it? Cool. Don't change anything, and lock up when you're finished. Oh, and save me some pizza. I'll do ya proud. You heard the man - 12:00 tonight, everyone's out. That includes Zack and the "mops" he keeps coming across in the stockroom. Give me another Guiness.......and Rod would like a Pina Colada..........*whispers*......he's like the cop in the village people if ya know what I mean......*wink wink nudge nudge* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'm bouncing this shit. ::Kicks Kotz in the junk and throws him out through a window:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Give me another Guiness.......and Rod would like a Pina Colada..........*whispers*......he's like the cop in the village people if ya know what I mean......*wink wink nudge nudge* I'll be sure to introduce Rod to Kotz if he gets here before closing. (doubtful) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'm bouncing this shit. ::Kicks Kotz in the junk and throws him out through a window:: Hey now... You have to let the bartender get a few shots in before ya toss him! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I thought Sandman was dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Well you can't have the shower yet. We...I mean...I'm using it now. ::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.:: Thank god you're finally over my sister. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Everyone be gentle, I'm with child now. And you can let Rod know he's barking up the wrong tree. CanadianChick and I are now bound by love and child. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hey Rod! You're my parole officer! You're just here to observe! I don't think you're supposed to hit on the people here! *Rod grabs Dama by the throat* I'm sorry! I'm sorry! Someone get this man a Sex on the Beach! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Everyone be gentle, I'm with child now. And you can let Rod know he's barking up the wrong tree. CanadianChick and I are now bound by love and child. I thought I threw your ass out. ::Breaks a full bottle over Kotz's head and goes to work on his tricep with the shards:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Everyone be gentle, I'm with child now. And you can let Rod know he's barking up the wrong tree. CanadianChick and I are now bound by love and child. Umm, you know, ABOBO is the father, right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 CanadianChick and I are now bound by love and child. What the bouncer says, goes. You, the misses and the demon-spawn - hit the bricks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hey, I know the owner. Call him, he'll vouch for why I should stick around. (no-sells the bludgeoning by Sandman with the little known "Mae Young Edict") Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *drinks the topshelf liquors free of charge* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *drinks the topshelf liquors free of charge* I'll run a tab. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Can I get wine coolers? *gets asskicked+* I'm just kidding.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Krazy Karter Report post Posted December 24, 2003 :: cues up Semisonic CD :: RoyalBlue will be back tomorrow to fulfill your fantasies and vices. Until then... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *sobs* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 .... the fuck kind of bar closes at midnight? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
