Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Well you can't have the shower yet. We...I mean...I'm using it now. ::Shower curtain closes, with moans being heard.:: Thank god you're finally over my sister. Says who? ::Gets up to do karaoke, sings Elvis Costello's "Allison", dedicated to a lovely young lady.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 .... the fuck kind of bar closes at midnight? The worst one in town. Planned order of events: *riots* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 * Walks up to front door, sees Closed sign * God Damn it, had a helluva a day coulda used a drink, Guess I'll come back tomorrow. Hey anyone know if this is one of them New York pussy bars where smoking is banned? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I'm rebelling. I have an "in" with the owners (aren't they a lovely couple?), so I'm saying that this bar pulls a pre-holiday all nighter. Post, drink, fuck, fight, piss, shit, moan, groan, tinkle, tangle, shock, stop, drop and roll this ma'fucker! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hey now that what I'm talkin about. * Walks behind bar, makes himself a Captain and Ginger * Ahhh the sweet nectar. * Walks back, grabs a barstool and lights up * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Not drinking (a lot) tonight. Gotta take care of the baby. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 * Finishes drink put a Fiver and a note under the glass * <Note> Hey Blue thanks for the drink, Sorry about the mess in the bathroom had taco bell for lunch. Be back tomorrow for another round. Munky </Note> Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Not drinking (a lot) tonight. Gotta take care of the baby. Means you outta leave. Again. ::Bootscrapes Kotz:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 HOLY CRAP, IT'S HIM. I must be drunk. *drinks some more* *and more* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *swings in by a rope across the bar* HAHA! *Rod runs in in nothing but a pair of Daisey Dukes* God dammit Rod...I told you....if you're going to follow me around....don't come in your "night gear". Freak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Spoiler (Highlight to Read): Hey guys, the party doesn't have to stop. When The RoyalBlue closes down, PissClub starts up. There's no rule about not talking about PissClub, but seriously, how many of you would tell your friends you go to a urine and cat themed club? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Giuseppe Zangara 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hey, I never read the "*Real* TSM" thread after the first couple of pages, so I'll assume the fifteen that followed were really awesome. Or really stupid. It's probably the latter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 *enters The Royal Blue* Fuck! What the hell happened here last night? *cleans up* Oh well: THE ROYAL BLUE IS BACK OPEN FOR BUSINESS! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 * Sneaks out from work for a quick liquid lunch * Hey Blue, can I get a captain and ginger? Were ya able to get the bathroom cleaned up alright? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Eh, the bathroom will clear itself up. One C&G coming right up! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Thanks buddy, Hey are the bartenders allowed to do shots with the patrons in this fine establishment? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Hell, why the fuck not! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Barkeeps preference.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Tequlla it is! *takes a shot and passes one to Munky* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Ladies and Gentlemen, we must celebrate, for "The Real TSM" thread has gone CLASSIC~! Everyone, the drinks are on ME~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ::Clocks on, runs behind bar:: What you having fellas? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ::Clocks on, runs behind bar:: What you having fellas? You, preferably. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ::Clocks on, runs behind bar:: What you having fellas? You, preferably. Awwwww you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 I try. I just figured I'd ring in the holiday with something warm and cozy (and I don't mean a fireplace, either). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 * Finally wanders back to bar and sees tequilla at his seat * Here's to TSM's own Cheers. Guuuullllpppp Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ::slides another across the bar:: This one's on the house son. ::adjusts leopard print shirt and blonde beehive:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 ::Lends WJM a hand, starts twirling bottles like Tom Cruise in Cocktail.:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted December 24, 2003 * Puts quarter in Jukebox Plays Hippy Hippy Shake * Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 HEY! You two. No shagging. Stat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
welshjerichomark 0 Report post Posted December 24, 2003 Who are you talking too? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
