The Royal Blue

[k thx 0]

 

Kylie just turned up! Yay!

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Great, now I'll have to clean up the floor again when Kotz gets here.

[k thx 0]

Oh well, looks like Kylies left. But look who's just turned up:

 

 

It's TVs Heather Graham!

[Guest Bottled Black]

** Still waiting for C & G **

 

Wow this place has gone downhill...

 

** Sneaks into RB's office and cracks safe **

 

God damn there's nothing in here but a few whips and a gimp mask..

 

** Pulls out lighter and torches place so RB can collect insurance money **

[spiny norman 0]

I love that red x picture of Kylie.

[Sandman9000 0]

::Randomly hits the wall with a stool for entertainment::

[DerangedHermit 0]

::Randomly hits the wall with a stool for entertainment::

::randomly hits the wall with my stool for even more entertainment::

 

Have fun, janitors!

[Sandman9000 0]

::Hits Hermit with a sack of doorknobs and takes the Deranged from his name::

[Superstring 0]

*Walks in*

*Spies Sandman with his doorknobs*

*Takes out his sock full of pool balls*

*Smacks Sandman on the ear with it and steals his last 0*

*Runs away*

[DerangedHermit 0]

*sets off fireworks underneath Sandman, takes back Deranged part of name and also takes remaining 900 part of Sandman's name away*

[Sandman9000 0]

::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it"::

[DerangedHermit 0]

::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it"::

::Kicks Sandman in nuts when he tries to leave, while my leg and foot are still on fire::

 

I'll be taking all of that stuff, k thx bye.

 

::takes the "Man" part of Sandman's name as he lays there hurting::

[Guest TheZsaszHorsemen]

Vodka martini... Shaken, not stirred.

[Sandman9000 0]

::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it"::

::Kicks Sandman in nuts when he tries to leave, while my leg and foot are still on fire::

 

I'll be taking all of that stuff, k thx bye.

 

::takes the "Man" part of Sandman's name as he lays there hurting::

::Hermit walks off into the bear trap that's by the door. While Hermit's caught, Sand takes back the man part of his name, all of the numbers, the Deranged part of Hermit's name again, Hermit's wallet, and his left ear::

[DerangedHermit 0]

::Kicks Hermit while his leg and foot are still on fire, takes the Deranged part away from Hermit, and takes Hermit's self-esteem while he's at it"::

::Kicks Sandman in nuts when he tries to leave, while my leg and foot are still on fire::

 

I'll be taking all of that stuff, k thx bye.

 

::takes the "Man" part of Sandman's name as he lays there hurting::

::Hermit walks off into the bear trap that's by the door. While Hermit's caught, Sand takes back the man part of his name, all of the numbers, the Deranged part of Hermit's name again, Hermit's wallet, and his left ear::

::Sandman opens wallet and collapses::

 

Haha, my wallet has nothing in it...except anthrax!

 

::frees himself from bear trap, puts on biosuit and pulls out cellphone to call FBI::

 

This man put anthrax in my wallet! He's a terrorist!

 

::steals back everything, except the wallet::

[Sandman9000 0]

::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman becomes invincible and gains the ability to fly, as well as shoot beams of lazer power energy from his hands. Hermit doesn't stand a chance, as Sandman nukes one of the support poles and part of the roof falls onto Hermit::

[DerangedHermit 0]

::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman becomes invincible and gains the ability to fly, as well as shoot beams of lazer power energy from his hands. Hermit doesn't stand a chance, as Sandman nukes one of the support poles and part of the roof falls onto Hermit::

::calls Hermit Space Powers to smack Sandman with a Kryptonite meteor::

[Guest FrigidSoul]

::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman breaks out with a skin rash that has numerous large bumps with black pigmentation in the middle. He also begins have severe breathing problems and goes into shock while suffering from accute vomiting of blood, explosive diarrhea, and a massive fever::

*editted for reality*

[Sandman9000 0]

::After doing lines of anthrax, Sandman breaks out with a skin rash that has numerous large bumps with black pigmentation in the middle. He also begins have severe breathing problems and goes into shock while suffering from accute vomiting of blood, explosive diarrhea, and a massive fever::

*editted for reality*

::No-sells reality::

 

 

::And uses a hyper mega fire beam to destroy the comet::

[DerangedHermit 0]

*reality potatoes Sandman*

[Sandman9000 0]

::Unleashes the super ultimate crush grip omega turn ice bomb on Hermit::

[DerangedHermit 0]

*shuts off the Dragonball Z crap*

[godthedog 0]

Vodka martini... Shaken, not stirred.

don't do it, you'll lose your liquor license.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Vodka martini... Shaken, not stirred.

don't do it, you'll lose your liquor license.

Liquor license? Um, I knew we forgot to get something...

[k thx 0]

I'm bored. I'm gonna play darts.

 

16, 13, 5

20, 14, 10

13, 20, 20

40, 20, 60

40, 60, 60

60, 60, 60

 

Heh heh, I rock. Anybody want a gane?

[welshjerichomark 0]

Man it's dead in here. 10 bucks says this place will be a Starbucks in 6 months.

[Zorin Industries 0]

5 days without a visitor, business is bad

[Guest Bottled Black]

I walked by yesterday but it looked like th lights were out so I kept walkin'

[Guest SP-1]

*sets up shop in the corner and sings some Bright Eyes and Jimmy Eat World covers.

 

. . . mostly Jimmy Eat World.*

[Zorin Industries 0]

* starts singing White Riot to drown out the Jimmy Eat World crap *