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Those commercials were great! You have this skinny ass orange clad bikini babe, blonde hair coming out of a swimming pool and IIRC, this V-8 looking container with orange liquid in front of a rolling film strip thing...

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not a single diet does...

You can make almost any diet work if you stick with it and exercise.

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Ride the snake

I'm taking those speed pills of yours, and I'm wearing the vibrating heat beads, and by "Riding your Snake", not only have I lost 65 pounds in four days, but guess what? I found out I'm the Devil! And I will wash over the Earth, and the seas will run red with all the blood of all its sinners! I am reborn! And I've got YOU to thank, Jimmy Tango!

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The get-off-your-fat-ass-and-do-something diet can be pretty effective when tried...

I'm not fat, actually. I have some excess water weight I'd like to shed, and the holidays kind of added to that- Well, at least I look and feel bloated, but the scale says I'm only at 127. Oh well, it doesn't matter much now.

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You are 127, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU NEED TO LOSE WEIGHT?!?!?!

 

If you were 227 or higher, I can see needing to lose pounds. But being 127; just go to the gym and put on muscle weight, all fat will shed off and you won't have a problem.

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Simple:

 

Matt Young is a girl.

That still doesn't explain it. I don't even know a girl who's this bad.

 

Oh yeah, and Matt? Losing more weight won't help that excess skin problem.

That's what the razor blade under the cap is for!

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