MrRant 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) -- The simple life has rubbed off on hotel heiress Paris Hilton -- or so one would think judging by the amount of Domino's pepperoni pizza ordered in her name. "Paris Hilton" is the No. 1 fake name used by people calling for pizza deliveries, according to a survey of Domino's Pizza drivers in Washington, D.C., released Monday by the pizza delivery chain. And 38 percent of those using the name of the socialite model ordered pepperoni topping. U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft might want to open an investigation into these findings -- he was No. 2 on the list of assumed names used by people ordering pizza. Of course, given his conservative bent, he probably wasn't among those answering the door in the nude. According to the survey of 630 drivers, nine percent of people who answer the door in the nude tip more than 20 percent, compared with 2 percent of people in pajamas. Among political pizza findings, people with "Dean for President" bumper stickers on cars in their driveways tipped 22 percent higher than people with "Bush for President" bumper stickers. People with "Bush for President" bumper stickers were three times more likely to order meat-topped pizzas than "Dean for President" drivers. The night of the televised wedding of reality show contestants Trista and Ryan was the top pizza ordering night of the year in Washington, according to the survey. The announcement of the war in Iraq was No. 2, the Super Bowl No. 3 and the debut of Hilton's reality show "The Simple Life" was No.4. And as an example of giving people what they want, the night Saddam Hussein was captured was the biggest tip night of the year. No. 2 was the night Madonna and Britney Spears kissed on the MTV Music Video awards. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tawren 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 Who would be stupid enough to actually drive to Paris Hilton 123 Fake Street Fakesville, USA, 11111 BESIDES Domino's drivers? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 Hmm, I actually tip less when I answer the door naked. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 Damn when I was a delivery driver I never got nude people answering the door. I got girls in Bikini's but that was it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Baron 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 lets see the ones I've used. Ronnie James Dio Ozzy Osbourne Jim Morrison Ron Jeremy Peter Griffin Vince Neil Bret Michaels Neil Peart Tom Cruise Michael Stipe the list goes on Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted December 30, 2003 I live to far out to get pizza delivered. I always half to go and pick it up. One time I was told I could meet the delivery man about half way. I ended up putting a frozen pizza on that night. The point of pizza delivery I thought was so that you don't have to go out of your house... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Kamala 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2004 I once had 12 anchovie and pumpkin seed pizzas delivered to a former friend's house back when I was a lad. Twas the greatest day of my life, especially after I learned that they kept the twelve pizzas. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2004 Damn when I was a delivery driver I never got nude people answering the door. I got girls in Bikini's but that was it. At my last job there was a guy that delivered pizzas as a second job and he said one time he had a delivery for a motel room. When he got there he said there was some old fat guy, a late-teen/early 20-something boy and girl and some video equipment. So if any of you see a "Donatos" pizza box in the background of your latest Kazaa download you'll know the filming took place in Southwest Ohio... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sonic Reducer 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2004 I would never be a pizza delivery guy. I've heard horror stories about it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 1, 2004 CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) -- The simple life has rubbed off on hotel heiress Paris Hilton -- or so one would think judging by the amount of Domino's pepperoni pizza ordered in her name. "Paris Hilton" is the No. 1 fake name used by people calling for pizza deliveries, according to a survey of Domino's Pizza drivers in Washington, D.C., released Monday by the pizza delivery chain. I don't get it. What exactly is being accomplished? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 1, 2004 CHICAGO, Illinois (Reuters) -- The simple life has rubbed off on hotel heiress Paris Hilton -- or so one would think judging by the amount of Domino's pepperoni pizza ordered in her name. "Paris Hilton" is the No. 1 fake name used by people calling for pizza deliveries, according to a survey of Domino's Pizza drivers in Washington, D.C., released Monday by the pizza delivery chain. I don't get it. What exactly is being accomplished? Filling up a slow news day is my guess... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
