EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Today, my fellow thesmartmarkians, is quite simpley one of the most pissingly delicious days one could hope for. For you see, the counting of posts has ceased. The post count is dead, long live "THE POST~!" No longer will the people have to suffer through the inane childish activities of posts whores and their posting ways. The days of posting +1 posts are to be kicked to the side, like the fecal matter that they are on our messageboard shoes. Gone will be the games of one-up-manship of pic posting stupidity. The time of the smilies will fade into the blackhole of repressed history. Cybering will once again be regarded as the deviant sexual behavior that it is. The dead horse beatary by inside jokes will fade away into the planes of myths and legends Yes, for today dawns the time of "THE POST~!" "THE POST~!" will be new standard by which future generations of messageboard activity will be judged. "THE POST~!" will be the beacon of light born out of the night. "THE POST~!" is the return to the golden era of posting, where "content" was the norm, and quality asserted its mighty might over quantity. Posters can rejoice that there long thought out threads and responses will not degenerate into petty wars of flame, left to be picked by the posting jackels. A poster can rest easily, knowing that the thread that is nurtured will lastingly grow and not be deleted by insecure admins and mods. So come and post, one and all, for now is the time of "THE POST~!" +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Boo. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 5, 2004 ...weird. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 ...weird. is what, LWO Kid? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HarleyQuinn 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 *really hates the lengthy spacing...+1* Hey, at least mine had a semblance of reason behind it! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Report post Posted January 5, 2004 MrRant is a pansexual +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Please, I seriously doubt that Rant has even had intercourse. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 5, 2004 ...weird. is what, LWO Kid? Blasphamous pig. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 MrRant is a pansexual +1 MrZasz is the male Yuna. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 MrRant is a pansexual +1 MrZasz is the male Yuna. +1 So true. +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Blasphamous pig. I was being serious. What did you find weird? That the post counts are frozen? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Blasphamous pig. I was being serious. What did you find weird? That the post counts are frozen? Man, I never noticed. Its pretty lame though. Its not like anyoen posts stupid shit for higher post counts? Do they? I see higher post counts and being representative of one having no life. Dames needs to lay off the glue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Winter Of My Discontent Report post Posted January 5, 2004 My post count isn't frozen edit - wait its only frozen in HD. Queer. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 My post count isn't frozen edit - wait its only frozen in HD. Queer. Yeah, I just posted in Sports and it went up. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 See, post counts being frozen = The time of "THE POST~!" +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 See, post counts being frozen = The time of "THE POST~!" +1 I'm thinking Dames made HD not count towards post counts. +0.......damnit Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Kill this thread. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 The Post~! will go the way of Fooster~! and Yatta~!....it will cease to be amusing after a short period of time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Kill this thread. *makes the thread listen to Kylie* *thread commits suicide a minute later* +"~" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 5, 2004 This won't stop me from making hundreds of empty and meaningless posts. I vow to continue post whoring until the day I di.. *Croak* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Chosun One and I decided to keep track manually. 12588 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adam 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Long live the post count! 2820 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 5, 2004 indeed 12589 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Dang, and I was becoming such a nice little post whore too. 1640. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 I fuck for Gucci. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 +1 Interestingly enough, that picture was in my 7th grade science book. Knowledge +1! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DrainYou42 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Yes, Owen +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 So, 2 - 1 = +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted January 5, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites