justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Dipshit, it wasn't a monster truck, it was a Dale Earnhardt replica car. Know your facts before you step to me with that ignorant shit. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! Oh, it wasn't a monster truck? My mistake. You know, making a fake quote isn't nearly as funny as his contention that staying dressed up at your own wedding makes you artsy-fartsy. Only city boys wear them monkey suits. I'm willing to bet that Johnson wanted to get married wearing his beer hat, but the Mrs. probably wouldn't let him. And I'm sure that Johnson wouldn't care that he'd only have one seat and it wouldn't be street legal. "The cops can't catch me, dipshit! Sit in my lap, honey." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted January 7, 2004 ^ Johnson Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 ^ Johnson WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT BOAHY? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Laugh all you want, but when the banjo's start playing it's all ya'lls asses! Literally... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Laugh all you want, but with the banjo's start playing it's all ya'lls asses! Literally... So... if you hear banjo music.... you fuck people in the ass? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 7, 2004 ^ Johnson there seems to be a resembalence. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Laugh all you want, but with the banjo's start playing it's all ya'lls asses! Literally... Reads between lines .... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Laugh all you want, but with the banjo's start playing it's all ya'lls asses! Literally... Reads between lines .... Got it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted January 7, 2004 That kid was photoshopped, that's not his real arm...booooo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Laugh all you want, but with the banjo's start playing it's all ya'lls asses! Literally... Reads between lines .... Got it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Oh goody... a flamewar of pictures. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Insert picture of choosing +0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 7, 2004 OMG! Johnson's bringing out the ANGRY pics! Run and hide! Johnson's going for the verbal KO Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Laugh all you want, but with the banjo's start playing it's all ya'lls asses! Literally... Reads between lines .... Got it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Laugh all you want, but with the banjo's start playing it's all ya'lls asses! Literally... Reads between lines .... Got it? Remember when you became a Johnny Cash fan the day he died? Man, that was funny. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 All this Johnson bashing is old news. I say we start a new campaign against the posters with the 100th, 200th, 300th, 400th and 500th biggest post counts. *goes to see who that is* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 All this Johnson bashing is old news. I say we start a new campaign against the posters with the 100th, 200th, 300th, 400th and 500th biggest post counts. *goes to see who that is* Look out: BifEverchad cabbageboy The Tino Standard Grenouille Jack Tunney Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Murmuring Beast 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 All this Johnson bashing is old news. I say we start a new campaign against the posters with the 100th, 200th, 300th, 400th and 500th biggest post counts. *goes to see who that is* Look out: BifEverchad cabbageboy The Tino Standard Grenouille Jack Tunney How did you find out Chave? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 7, 2004 I already bash Bif. damn newf. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cuban Linx 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 A multi-page thread filled with nothing but garbage. By recent trends this will end up a Classic Thread in no time. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 Dipshit, it wasn't a monster truck, it was a Dale Earnhardt replica car. Know your facts before you step to me with that ignorant shit. THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN! Oh, it wasn't a monster truck? My mistake. You know, making a fake quote isn't nearly as funny as his contention that staying dressed up at your own wedding makes you artsy-fartsy. Only city boys wear them monkey suits. I'm willing to bet that Johnson wanted to get married wearing his beer hat, but the Mrs. probably wouldn't let him. The correct term is Foam Dome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 All this Johnson bashing is old news. I say we start a new campaign against the posters with the 100th, 200th, 300th, 400th and 500th biggest post counts. *goes to see who that is* Look out: BifEverchad cabbageboy The Tino Standard Grenouille Jack Tunney How did you find out Chave? I'm not chave, I don't know what your talking about... But anyway, near the bottom of the main page, there's a link called "top 10 overall posters" or something. I just changed the number of results per page to 50 and checked the last member of every other page. It's pretty easy to work out where you are. For example,MB is currently #251. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 I have the 304th biggest post count. How underwhelming. And this can't even be a +1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Just J Report post Posted January 7, 2004 heh. Johnson looks so redneck. I knew I could trick him into posting pics so I could laugh at them. *laugh* I was looking over the thread and found that gem. You are so full of shit I can smell it. And you say redneck like it's a bad thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 7, 2004 *ignores Johnson* third highest post count for me I think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 As someone who lives in the thick of redneckdom, South Carolina, yes, "redneck" is a bad thing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 7, 2004 YOU'VE survived in an area full of rednecks this long Kotz. I geuss the pink leather pants scare them off. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
spiny norman 0 Report post Posted January 7, 2004 CWM, you're the fifth biggest post count. 1. Choken One 2. Anglesault 3. "Hail" bps21 4. bob barron 5. CWM 6. Kotzenjunge 7. razazteca 8. Tony149 9. LaParkaYourCar 10. Downhome Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted January 7, 2004 ACK! stupid post count! *kicks gnomes around* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 7, 2004 I wonder how high I am on the list, considering I post in the RAW thread every week which is guranteed a lot of posts. Wait...what was the original argument that ended with Johnson getting bitched out with pictures....(checks)...oh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites