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I'm sure a lot of people came in here thinking that this had something to do with indie wrestling since the topic was so vague, but it's moreorless for MMA. Odds are if you don't watch PRIDE you won't care, so don't waste your time reading it.

 

For everyone else, this is a great read, although I didn't read all of it since it's 27 pages, but just to get an idea of what things are like in Japan, you get to hear about Enson Inoue and his tales of mischief.

 

Odds are you shouldn't have read any of that and should have just clicked on this

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So you didn't read the Takada vs. Yakuza story??

 

CanadianFightClub is a fucking moron, though. Seriously, the guy must've dropped out in Grade 6 considering the simple spelling mistakes he's making.

 

"It's now 7:16am and Bert and I just got in from the night out in Tokyo. Tonight we must of had enough adventures to last a year. Started from knocking down trees in my yard, to 2hrs. of Thai massage, to delicious Yakiniku, to hostess bars, to forcing Tequillas and Cola to the bartenders, to singing Karaoke with a Colombian drug lord, to interogation of a beautiful girl, to the usual rollar coaster ride home in my Benz."

 

"That's right sparring in the bar. Chairs falling and the bartender freaking out. Bert drew blood from Arashi so Bert is the winner!!!! Congrats Bert you're 1-0."

 

"Well tonight was another night and Bert and I hit Roppongi again. We had a party where Bert, at times let his sense of touch lead him. We were partying with Kenichi Yamamoto (Rings), Yoji Anjo(challenged Rickson at his acadamy), Sakata(ex UFC Japan producer), and Masato. Once again Bert forgot his camera....sorry guys but I think he wants to keep this whole trip to himself."

 

"Bert did you make it home okay??? Is you Mom mad at me for redesigning your face????"

 

"Pay me back? For what? Your support and gratitue that you express to me is more payback than I could ask. Train hard and always give 110%. Remember.........Real power, strength, and heart, can't be given...it must be taken"

 

- Enson

 

"tetsu is a crazy mofo, he's always doing somthing funny or spending 2 grand a night at one of the nicest clubs in tokyo or buy me lap dances hahaa i think tetsu was my favorat gangster. Enson had to interrogat a really hot girl one night about her stupid ass boyfriend who ows Enson money, after thier was a lil sparing in the bar with arashi, it wasn't full out because i was scared of bracking stuff but it gave the bar tender a scare haahaha, Enson likes to order 2-3 tequila shots then when he gets them he tells the bar tenders to drink them, he alsow stickes toothpickes in thier arms and stares them down, so i think they hate when Enson comes in to the bar but also like it because they get to drink. one day i woke up nd Enson was at the police station, 5 cops came to the door hahaha, Enson said he was leafing the police station and they better call more guys because he was goign home. man i miss japan. GO Egan!!!"

 

-Dumass

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"Anything new? Are you kidding???? Everyday is something new here in Japan...you should know that by now Brent. First of all, the Red girl....I took care of her last night. The girl we interrogated has paid in full, Tetsu is still in canada. Oh, I went to Private Eyes last night and the manager Kenji tried to pull a fast one on me when the bill came and I kind of got mad.... He appologised by comping the bill which was about $1000 and agreeing to a huge discount from here on. The funny thing is that when I was chewing Kenji out at the door, guess who walks in. Royce and Royler Gracie. Royce looked great and we spoke a bit and needless to say...Royce is on a mission. I hope he kicks ass on the 31st. Last but not least...I found a new bar to hang out at. You are going to love this place. The owner love MMA and everytime I go in with Arashi or Ise, he calls a bunch of beautiful women to hang with us. Arashi and Ise are happy....but....as you know I'm married so....."

 

"More news... Partied Ute(sp?) room in Shinjuku with Bas, Randalman, Coleman, and the new Pride anouncer. It was crazy. Bas kept us laughing all night, Kevin got pranked big time, and I choked out and stomped on the anouncers head. He was toasted and got a bloody nose.

 

Tomorrow is my Pro Wrestling gig at the Tokyo Dome....I'll post how it went!!!"

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I think everyone on most boards types lik tis. You've been spoiled by the fact that people here realize that you come off as a moron typing like that, as opposed being more subtle about it and just talking through your ass.

 

I definitely fear the Yakuza and Japan. I always wanted to go on a trip, but now after reading all of that......okay I probably want to go even more. It sounds like a party, and for those who paint all Japanese people with the same brush by calling them "boring" or "reserved" should think again.

 

Enson Inoue is now definitely the coolest fighter in MMA. You'd never hear any other athletes go through this kind of thing. I think it must have something to do with the humility gained through Martial Arts or something. Of course I could be wrong. What's Enson's background anyway? He's definitely one of the most exciting fighters, as all of his matches are action packed and very few guys go as hard as he does. He won a match a couple of days ago actually, good for him.

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So you didn't read the Takada vs. Yakuza story??

 

CanadianFightClub is a fucking moron, though. Seriously, the guy must've dropped out in Grade 6 considering the simple spelling mistakes he's making.

 

"It's now 7:16am and Bert and I just got in from the night out in Tokyo. Tonight we must of had enough adventures to last a year. Started from knocking down trees in my yard, to 2hrs. of Thai massage, to delicious Yakiniku, to hostess bars, to forcing Tequillas and Cola to the bartenders, to singing Karaoke with a Colombian drug lord, to interogation of a beautiful girl, to the usual rollar coaster ride home in my Benz."

 

"That's right sparring in the bar. Chairs falling and the bartender freaking out. Bert drew blood from Arashi so Bert is the winner!!!! Congrats Bert you're 1-0."

 

"Well tonight was another night and Bert and I hit Roppongi again. We had a party where Bert, at times let his sense of touch lead him. We were partying with Kenichi Yamamoto (Rings), Yoji Anjo(challenged Rickson at his acadamy), Sakata(ex UFC Japan producer), and Masato. Once again Bert forgot his camera....sorry guys but I think he wants to keep this whole trip to himself."

 

"Bert did you make it home okay??? Is you Mom mad at me for redesigning your face????"

 

"Pay me back? For what? Your support and gratitue that you express to me is more payback than I could ask. Train hard and always give 110%. Remember.........Real power, strength, and heart, can't be given...it must be taken"

 

- Enson

 

"tetsu is a crazy mofo, he's always doing somthing funny or spending 2 grand a night at one of the nicest clubs in tokyo or buy me lap dances hahaa i think tetsu was my favorat gangster. Enson had to interrogat a really hot girl one night about her stupid ass boyfriend who ows Enson money, after thier was a lil sparing in the bar with arashi, it wasn't full out because i was scared of bracking stuff but it gave the bar tender a scare haahaha, Enson likes to order 2-3 tequila shots then when he gets them he tells the bar tenders to drink them, he alsow stickes toothpickes in thier arms and stares them down, so i think they hate when Enson comes in to the bar but also like it because they get to drink. one day i woke up nd Enson was at the police station, 5 cops came to the door hahaha, Enson said he was leafing the police station and they better call more guys because he was goign home. man i miss japan. GO Egan!!!"

 

-Dumass

Just to add to that, Takada is Nobuhiko, aka the current president/figure of authority/whatever right? I couldn't tell from Bert's story, about "Takata". It is annoying actually.

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