Movies you like to quote

[eiker_ir 0]

Half Baked

 

(pointing at some people)

 

"fuck you!, fuck you! fuck you...you're cool....and fuck you!"

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Fletch and only Fletch...well maybe Fletch Lives.

 

...and Caddyshack.

[LivingLegendGaryColeman 0]

I don't think anyone has said it, but the most quoted movie in my group is "Dumb and Dumber"

[Nighthawk 0]

My sig is one of the funniest quotes of all time.

Ironic that there's a typo in it then.

 

Happy Gilmore, even though I don't like it all that much. Usually when somebody says two words that rhyme with may, I'll finish that scene.

 

Also Ghostbusters, "Back off man, I'm a scientist." being a favorite.

 

The most though is Robocop. Practically every line in it.

"Bitches leave." probably gets used the most.

Your point?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

[JHawk 0]

Oh God, there are so many, mostly from movies we've already mentioned.

 

Major League:

 

"No way, too high, too high."

"What do you mean, too high? You mean too hard."

"At first it was really really high."

"Who gives a shit, it's gone!"

 

"I'm hung over, my knees are killing me, and if you're going to pull this shit, at least you could have said you were from the Yankees."

 

"I've never heard of half these guys, and the ones I do know are way past their prime."

"Some of these guys never had a prime."

"This guy here is dead."

"Well, cross him off then!"

 

 

Monty Python and the Holy Grail:

 

"OK, we'll kill him first, and then we'll have tea and biscuits."

 

"She turned me into a newt. ... ... I got better."

 

 

Spaceballs:

 

"Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!"

 

 

Blazing Saddles:

 

"Where the white women at?"

 

 

And even though this is TV, I have to include two that I use quite frequently from Red Dwarf.

 

Cat: "I know this game. It's called Cat and Mouse. And the mouse never wins, unless you believe those lying cartoons."

 

Kryten: "A brilliant plan, with two minor drawbacks. One, we don't have any deflector shields. And two, we don't have any deflector shields. Now, I realize that technically that's only one drawback, but I thought it was som important that it was worth mentioning twice."

[Vern Gagne 0]

Caddyshack, Slapshot, Stripes

[WrestlingDeacon 0]

"I thought you said we didn't have any high priced talent?"

 

"I forgot about Dorn because he's only high priced."

[Guest Goodear]

My friends quote Dude, Where's My Car wayyyy too much.

 

"Trust no one!"

"Except us."

"Good point Jeff. Trust no one... but us!"

 

"Is it red?"

"No."

"Then its NOT A BARN!"

 

"ZOLTAN!"

 

"There is something very Canadian going on here."

[Mole 0]

My sig is one of the funniest quotes of all time.

Ironic that there's a typo in it then.

 

Happy Gilmore, even though I don't like it all that much. Usually when somebody says two words that rhyme with may, I'll finish that scene.

 

Also Ghostbusters, "Back off man, I'm a scientist." being a favorite.

 

The most though is Robocop. Practically every line in it.

"Bitches leave." probably gets used the most.

Your point?

I have no idea what you're talking about.

It's cool, you eat kids.

[notJames 0]

The typo IDrink is talking about, Mole, is the misspelling of "Mercury" in your Family Guy quote.

 

And I would tone down the hyperbole; that quote is nowhere in the vicinity of "funniest quotes of all time".

 

Not only that, it's not a movie quote, so it has no place in this thread.

 

Carry on.

[Guest Bottled Black]

"Just taste the Damn soup!"