Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Some people have complained about the "quality" of the threads in this folder. So now, by lowering our standards and our expectations, maybe we'll surprise ourselves. Or not. But at least it'll be fun for more than a few of us. Let the randomness commence.
1234-5678 Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Boston Market microwave dinners are some good shit.
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 Boston Market microwave dinners are some good shit. Fun fact. Boston Market chickens are neither from Boston nor markets.
Guest HungryJack Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 shit guys....ze missiles are coming.
1234-5678 Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Good. Anything from Boston is either drunk or dirty.
spiny norman Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 They've closed all Boston Markets in this city except for one. I have a friend who worked at Boston Market and he's out of a job now. They just really didn't take off here. Which is a shame because I liked their cornbread.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 If you replace the word love with "fuck" in pretty much any song, it sounds really funny.
1234-5678 Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Did you hear about that dude who found the rat in his Church's Chicken? I saw it on the news tonight.
Hoff Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Boston Market is some good shit. They have one by my favorite Borders, which is one of my favorite stores, so booyah.
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 If you said he found a gerbil in his chicken, that would have been funnier. Homoerotic poultry fetishes=gold
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 About two years ago some guy working a KFC drive-through was selling dime-bags of weed. If you wanted some, the code word was "extra biscuits". A little old lady ordered extra biscuits, and hilarity ensued.
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 She knew what she was doing. Medical reasons my ass.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 I think it's on atomfilms, there's a short film about this 90-year old man that smokes weed. If you thought normal old people didn't do much, wait until you see the stoners. They do less.
Sandman9000 Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Playing Ikaruga has only served to show me that my gaming skills have completly eroded, causing me to bring shame upon my entire family.
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 I think it's on atomfilms, there's a short film about this 90-year old man that smokes weed. If you thought normal old people didn't do much, wait until you see the stoners. They do less. A 90 year old stoner? What's the point in that. If you told me he dropped acid and started pretending to swing dance with Ed Sullivan and Betty Page while Moe Howard threw streamers as he walked along the ceiling, then we'd have something.
1234-5678 Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Did you know that while you take a bath, various bacteria reproduces all around you?
Guest FrigidSoul Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Most Boston Markets in Worcester have been closed and they actually just sell the Roasted Chickens and what have you in the delis of supermarkets here instead.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Did you know that while you take a bath, various bacteria reproduces all around you? This girl in my high-school was having a fit a few years back. She fucked her boyfriend in a jacuzzi, and the resulting fluids threw off the PH Balance of the water. Her father cleaned the jacuzzi and noticed. Unique way to tell if your daughter's a slut, eh?
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 Did you know that while you take a bath, various bacteria reproduces all around you? This girl in my high-school was having a fit a few years back. She fucked her boyfriend in a jacuzzi, and the resulting fluids threw off the PH Balance of the water. Her father cleaned the jacuzzi and noticed. Unique way to tell if your daughter's a slut, eh? That is the most interesting scientific fact I've ever heard.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 yeah... i'll find a way to put this crazy shit on TV... Who wants some CHICKEN, BIATCH~! Rando Fried Chicken...it's fucking Randolicious~!
Zack Malibu Posted January 13, 2004 Author Report Posted January 13, 2004 Rando Fried Chicken...it's fucking Randolicious~! Six months later, and he FINALLY finds a way to use my term in a post.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Who wants some CHICKEN, BIATCH~! Rando Fried Chicken...it's fucking Randolicious~! get Fooster to sponser it and I'm there
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 oh bah... it's been waaaay longer than 6 months... note: I have asked ladies to refer to me as "Randolicious" ...yet only Zack Malibu does it on a regular basis... hence... Zack Malibu has better taste than all the women I know...
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Fooster Fried Chicken... He's watching...you KNOW he's watching...
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Boston Market is some good shit. They have one by my favorite Borders, which is one of my favorite stores, so booyah. I swear I had to buy a book at Borders once and it cost me more than my car payments did.
Guest Krazy Karter Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 I have an excellent idea. Why don't those of us in the thread right now make up a secret word. Then when another poster comes in and says that word, we go apeshit.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Boston Market is some good shit. They have one by my favorite Borders, which is one of my favorite stores, so booyah. I swear I had to buy a book at Borders once and it cost me more than my car payments did. I have no car payments...so the above statement applies to me. I just wanted to point that out.
The Amazing Rando Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 Your secret word is Spoiler (Highlight to Read): gigawatt
{''({o..o})''} Posted January 13, 2004 Report Posted January 13, 2004 I have an excellent idea. Why don't those of us in the thread right now make up a secret word. Then when another poster comes in and says that word, we go apeshit. How about "the"?
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