Guest wildpegasus Report post Posted January 14, 2004 From the forums on wrestlezone.com: first off what a great show it was the first smackdown at mohegan sun to start there were a couple dark matches where akio beat paul london and kidman beat some no name on veloctiy, shannon moore fought ultimo dragon and won a train lost to bradshaw via clothesline from hell matt morgan stomped on orlando jordan both guys are built paul heyman started off smackdown sayin it was a night for oppurtunites. he then started to say people would be decided who was in the rumble and not, cena came out and proceed to do his rap real funny stuff. "i want respect/ ill bounce you fasta then a ECW check/" He was about to give heyman the fu when rhyno came from no where and attacked cena. noble fought tajiri, tajiri went to jump for noble and body splash nidia on the outside, noble got tajiri in the ring and pinned him, rey did commentery. heyman came out and said there would be a bar of soap in the mouth match between rhyno and cena, if cena wonheyman would let cena wash his mouth out with soap, and if cena lost cena would get his mouth washed out with soap. heyman made rikishi and scotty 2 hotty fight each other and rikishi killed s2h. the bashams fought the worlds greatest tag team for entries in the rumble, the bashams lost, and the worlds greastest tag team are in the rumble, non title match. chavo sr. came out to talk to eddie then chavo came out and chavo sr and chavo stomped on eddie. angle came to save the day for eddie they were later seen leavin the building. f.b.i. fought in a mini rumble, where the winner was in the rumble nunzio, won the match getting an entry in the rumble. show came out with a neck brace on. big show squashed funaki with brock by his side, big show got a restraingin order on holly so lesnar stayed near the big show, so holly didnt get to him. rhyno and john cena fought a great match, rhyno used every weapon there was singapore cane, chairs and tables, he missed the gore and he went into the table, the john cena F.U.'d him ending the match. heyman went to run to the back but benoit brought him back out and john cena made hey man eat the soap funny stuff. thats how the show ended. i had great seats 2nd row on the left of where the superstars enter great show. some kid had a sign that said vince=steroids and the head security guy took it away it was funny. great event credit- kdub Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Nunzio and Wgtt in the rumble,that's good news. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 that has to be the worst report of the worst smackdown ever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Ugh. Is using good grammar all of a sudden a crime in this country? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Cena vs Rhyno was a good match, atleast live. The crowd wasn't hot at all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Edit:Benoit didn't do much did he? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Edit:Benoit didn't do much did he? looks like all he did was drag Heyman back to the ring so Cena could put the soap in his mouth. Yippee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 on veloctiy, shannon moore fought ultimo dragon and won FUCK YOU, WWE! chavo sr. came out to talk to eddie then chavo came out and chavo sr and chavo stomped on eddie. angle came to save the day for eddie they were later seen leavin the building. I'm proud to know I had the honor of meeting all four of these guys including Chavo Sr. So Mysterio / Noble at the RR for the title? Goodie, goodie. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 That ECW check line will be my reason for taping Smackdown this week. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Chavo SENIOR? WHY!?! Does he have a REASON to attack Eddie? And nice to see they're rehasing the restraining order so heel can avoid restrained face by staying near restraining heel already. Other than that...meh, could be passable. Hard to tell from the crappy spoilers...oh, and I need to know... WHAT WAS NUMBER TWO IN THE BILLY GUNN COUNTDOWN!?! I NEED TO KNOW!?!!11!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 ^ Probably winning KOTR Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 i bet Number 2 was The 99 King Of The Ring. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Olympic Slam Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Ugh. Is using good grammar all of a sudden a crime in this country? Well this WAS from Wrestlezone after all. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vern Gagne 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Chavo SENIOR? WHY!?! Does he have a REASON to attack Eddie? And nice to see they're rehasing the restraining order so heel can avoid restrained face by staying near restraining heel already. Other than that...meh, could be passable. Hard to tell from the crappy spoilers...oh, and I need to know... WHAT WAS NUMBER TWO IN THE BILLY GUNN COUNTDOWN!?! I NEED TO KNOW!?!!11!? Probably jealous little brother got all the attention. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Ugh. Is using good grammar all of a sudden a crime in this country? Well this WAS from Wrestlezone after all. Ah, touche. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Burrito Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Don't mean to get this thing off topic, but MoleSlayer, which episode of Family Guy is that picture taken from? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 i bet Number 2 was The 99 King Of The Ring. It was, and these kids in front of me were cheering him. I yelled fag, bad wrestler, pushed when sucked, etc. The kids just ignored me, damn marks. It's from "Fish out of Water" Burrito. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted January 14, 2004 i bet Number 2 was The 99 King Of The Ring. It was, and these kids in front of me were cheering him. I yelled fag, bad wrestler, pushed when sucked, etc. The kids just ignored me, damn marks. It's from "Fish out of Water" Burrito. ....Pushed when Sucked? Pushed when sucks would make sense, but how are you pushed in the past tense of suck? (Blain brows up) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DCMaximo 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Aw man, how much of a pussy do they want to make Brock look? He's a 6'5 300lb monster, with an amateur wrestling background and muscles where I didn't know you could have muscles, and stood nose to nose with the Undertaker, the Big Show and Kurt Angle and he's hiding behind the Big Show to get away from Sparky Plugg?? The mind boggles. But hey, nice to see Rhyno in the main event, even though the odds on him winning were none Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Hopefully it's all mind games so he can catch Holly off guard and squash him like the crass redneck he is. Anyway, more spoilers from 1bob: DARK MATCH: Akio beat Paul London using the ropes for leverage. They announced London was from Hartford so he'd get a good reaction. VELOCITY: Billy Kidman over Arch Kincaid with a shooting star press. Not good. I've seen Kincaid a few times and this was by far his worst outing. ... Ultimo Dragon beat Shannon Moore. Decent. … A fan was wearing a homemade Mr. Socko. Pretty funny, but wrong show pal. Maybe he thought Mick would make the drive up from the island. ... Tony Chimmel was throwing t-shirts to the crowd. He tried to get a couple to the upper deck and when he failed the crowd starting chanting, "You suck". He then asked for the shirts back. ... Matt Morgan used a sit down powerbomb to beat Orlando Jordan. Match was bad and way too long. ... Bradshaw over A-Train with the clothesline from hell. SMACKDOWN: During the pyro opening they showed a graphic of a tag title match with the Bashams defending against Scotty and Rikishi. Paul Heyman starts the show in the ring. He talks about the Royal Rumble and because of the "inferior" brand Raw can only send 15 Smackdown superstars to the Rumble. So tonight he would have several matches where the winner goes to the Rumble and the loser busts. (Tying in his usage of the word bust to being at a casino.) A sign in the crowd says, "Heyman, put your hat back on." John Cena comes to the ring and interrupts. He cuts a rap promo on Paul with a great line of, "I'll bounce you quicker than an ECW check." As he lifts Paul up for the FU, Rhyno makes the save and gores Cena. You know Rhyno will just be fodder for Cena later but this was good stuff. Jamie Noble beat Tajiri to earn a shot at the cruiserweight title at the Rumble. Rey Mysterio was at ringside doing commentary. Akio and Sakoda were both out there and tried to interfere but Mysterio helped out. Noble then slammed Rey into the ringside barrier. Tajiri did a dive outside the ring but Noble pulled the "blind" Nidia in his way and she took the bump. Noble got back in the ring and hit a tiger driver for the win. He then helped Nidia to the back. I have a feeling that after Rumble, Nidia will be with Mysterio. Heyman comes out on the ramp and says he's tired of Cena corrupting the country's youth with his foul mouth etc. He says he's going to do to Cena what his mother should have done a long time ago. So he announces the first ever (at least in WWE) "Loser Gets His Mouth Washed Out With Soap Match". It will be Cena vs. Rhyno. But if Rhyno loses Paul E. gets his mouth washed out with soap. Josh Matthews is in the back interviewing Big Show, who has a cervical collar around his neck from the incident last week with Bob Holly. He is also surrounded by a group of cops and says he has a 50-foot restraining order on Holly. Brock Lesnar comes out and says he will also be by Show's side. Highlights of the Bashams-Guerreros match from last week are shown. Kurt Angle goes into Eddie's locker room and tells him Chavo Jr. is not here tonight but his father and Eddie's brother, Chavo Sr., is and that he wants to apologize on behalf of his son. He also says that Paul Heyman has signed Chavo and Eddie to face each other at the Rumble. Eddie goes off about not wanting to hurt his own blood etc. Kind of long. Rikishi and Scotty come out for their tag title match. Dawn Marie then comes out to the ramp looking absolutely fantastic. She says that Paul Heyman says this won't be a tag title match but a single match for a spot in the Rumble between Rikishi and Scotty. Rikishi wins with the BUTT drop in the corner. So Rikishi gets to be one of the guys thrown out. A fan walked around the arena taking his life in his hands with a sign that said, "Let's Go Colts". They showed some footage from the house shows over the weekend in Michigan. Puff piece. They could do so much more with these but they don't. Bashams come out to defend tag belts against Haas and Benjamin. Taz stands up at the announcers’ desk and says Heyman just told him in his headset that this isn't a title match but a Rumble qualifying match. Haas pins Doug Basham to advance to the Rumble. A stagehand tells Angle that Chavo Sr. has come to the building. Chimmel intros Chavo Sr, who comes to the ring and says he's sorry for the actions of his son. He calls out Eddie who comes to the ring. Chavo Sr. apologizes for Chavo Jr. Eddie asks why Chavo Jr. couldn't do it himself. Chavo Jr. comes out. As he standing on the outside of the ring, Chavo Sr. attacks Eddie from behind. They double-team until Angle makes the save. Shot of Guerreros leaving the building. The FBI comes out to the ring. Dawn Marie comes back out and says that Paul Heyman has ordered a 3-man battle royal between them to determine a spot for the Rumble. After a few minutes of action, Chuck Palumbo kicks Stamboli off the apron and Nunzio then pushes Chuck over the top rope. Nunzio goes to the Rumble. Eddie confronts Angle in the locker room and thanks him for helping him see the light and he wants to kick Chavo's BUTT at Rumble. A kid had a sign that said, "Vince = Steroids". A WWE crony near the ring had security take it from him and then sent for the kid and admonished him near ringside. I would have loved to have heard that conversation. A******. Big Show beat Funaki with a punch to the head. The cops and Brock were out with him. Show had great facials working his hurt neck. Holly came to the ramp and challenged Brock but Lesnar just laughed at him behind the wall of policemen. They had a "Best Of Billy Gunn segment. Gunn said his number 2 moment was the 1999 King Of The Ring. Cena beat Rhyno. Before the match Heyman told the ref that any minor infraction by Cena would result in him being disqualified. But Rhyno will work under ECW rules. Match was good but Rhyno ended up missing a gore in the corner and crashing into a table. Cena hit the FU for the win. Paul tried to escape up the ramp but Chris Benoit's music played and hey dragged Paul back. He locked him in the sharpshooter and Cena badgered Paul and made him lick and eat the soap. Any time Paul would refuse, Cena said, "CHRIS" and Benoit would put on more pressure. This went very long and would assume at some point the cameras stopped rolling. I would say this was an average show at best. Good buildup for the PPV and I like how on Raw and Smack they've done a decent job of keeping the guys away from each other. Good to see a fresh face in a big spot in Holly but is there anyone out there that really believes he has a shot of beating Brock?????? -Vince must be having some small dick issues if he's going to get huffy over a sign. -I thought Matt Morgan was supposed to be good? That's what I read and was told repeatedly when I questioned his push. I guess the guy who sent the spoilers doesn't know what he's talking about then. OF COURSE HE'S GOOD! -The opener and the main event are going to be watched for sure. I like the Benoit/Cena interactions. -Aside from that, a lot of 'eh' going on. FBI mini-Rumble? Rikishi vs. Scotty? Next. Maybe Bashams/WGTT and Noble/Tajiri will be decent. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 A fan walked around the arena taking his life in his hands with a sign that said, "Let's Go Colts". That sign got LOTS of heat, Mohegan Sun is in Pat territory. Actually, that guy was the most over out of anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AndrewTS 0 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 first off what a great show it was This does not look promising. Well, at least it isn't all caps. the first smackdown at mohegan sun to start there were a couple dark matches where akio beat paul london and kidman beat some no name Kidman doing nothing of note--not so bad. Paul London doing nothing--that sucks. on veloctiy, shannon moore fought ultimo dragon and won Nobody is elevated, nobody goes anywhere, and probably this wasn't a very good match. a train lost to bradshaw via clothesline from hell So now large vehicles are jobbing to Bradshaw? Can't care less about this one. matt morgan stomped on orlando jordan both guys are built What? paul heyman started off smackdown sayin it was a night for oppurtunites. he then started to say people would be decided who was in the rumble and not, cena came out and proceed to do his rap real funny stuff. "i want respect/ ill bounce you fasta then a ECW check/" He was about to give heyman the fu when rhyno came from no where and attacked cena. Rhyno's back, I guess. Is he still in the doghouse? noble fought tajiri, tajiri went to jump for noble and body splash nidia on the outside, noble got tajiri in the ring and pinned him, rey did commentery. More "blind Nidia" crap, I imagine. heyman came out I knew it! and said there would be a bar of soap in the mouth match between rhyno and cena, Oh. I guess the writers are stealing from A Christmas Story now. if cena wonheyman would let cena wash his mouth out with soap, and if cena lost cena would get his mouth washed out with soap. I'm glad he explained the rules. I wouldn't have figured it out otherwise. heyman made rikishi and scotty 2 hotty fight each other and rikishi killed s2h. How disappointing. I'd rather Rikishi have died instead. I wonder if they have a graphic ready for Scotty, and will they show it Monday or wait until next Smackdown? the bashams fought the worlds greatest tag team for entries in the rumble, the bashams lost, and the worlds greastest tag team are in the rumble, non title match. Wow, something good! chavo sr. came out to talk to eddie then chavo came out and chavo sr and chavo stomped on eddie. angle came to save the day for eddie they were later seen leavin the building. I'll reserve judgment on this later. f.b.i. fought in a mini rumble, where the winner was in the rumble nunzio, won the match getting an entry in the rumble. Why waste the time to find out which of Undertaker's bitches are going to enter the rumble when we know none of them have a chance in hell? show came out with a neck brace on. big show squashed funaki with brock by his side, big show got a restraingin order on holly so lesnar stayed near the big show, so holly didnt get to him. A restraining order angle now? Good Lord, this angle sucks even worse than the challenger. rhyno and john cena fought a great match, rhyno used every weapon there was singapore cane, chairs and tables, he missed the gore and he went into the table, the john cena F.U.'d him ending the match. heyman went to run to the back but benoit brought him back out and john cena made hey man eat the soap funny stuff. thats how the show ended. Har-de-har-har. great event This is your "core audience," WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dave O'Neill, Journalist Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Big Show beat Funaki with a punch to the head. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should have left with Spanky, Funaki Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PowerPB13 Report post Posted January 14, 2004 Big Show beat Funaki with a punch to the head. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA You should have left with Spanky, Funaki As I said in the other thread, about 50% of the roster...nay, 75%, nay, *90%* of the roster would be better off elsewhere... -Patrick Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Anglesault Report post Posted January 15, 2004 My god, this Angle/Eddie/Chavo feud has gotten stupider. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LooseCannon25 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Not for nothing.......but I see the same thing happening in WWE with what happened in WCW with the Radicals.......instead, there will be about 10 WWE guys leaving at the same time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lil' Bitch 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 They had a "Best Of Billy Gunn segment. Gunn said his number 2 moment was the 1999 King Of The Ring. I guessed it right. I can't wait to hear what number one is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deancoles 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Number 3 will either be the Intercontinental Title win or Billy and Chuck's first tag title win. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EdwardKnoxII 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 The thing about Chavo Sr. is that WCW did the same thing when Eddie was heel and he attacked Chavo. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerousDamon 0 Report post Posted January 15, 2004 Chavo SENIOR? WHY!?! Does he have a REASON to attack Eddie? Umm, because Eddie held down Chavo sr.'s little boy? Sigh I seriously couldn't tell you. My frail teenage mind is about to explode because of all the strange and stupid things the wwe does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
