Zack Malibu: The Movie

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Well, I've been talking to him for almost two years now and I've never gotten the urge to reach through my screen and stab him in the face.

 

 

That's got to mean something, right?

Indeed. I've only wanted to stab Zack...one or twice (a week).

 

As one of Zack's closest buddies I demand a large part. IE I want to steal his girlfriend when his girlfriend realizes why he always says he's "All man" if you get my drift.

 

 

for costumes we can borrow kotz's pink leather pants for Zack.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

He said it was a documentary on Zack, not how CWM tries to make himself look good and fail (again).

 

 

 

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twit.

[treble 0]

You can show him going insane after everyone spells his name with an 'h' at the end.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

call it "Malibu: Not Just A Place Anymore"

[Guest T®ITEC]

Write your own Zack-loving lyrics to the "Saved By The Bell" theme, and use it... like at the beginning or something. Fitting? Probably (not).

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

He said it was a documentary on Zack, not how CWM tries to make himself look good and fail (again).

 

 

 

...

 

 

 

twit.

oh. so i should go force the issue and show Zack's girl those pics of him and Kotz?

[Chuck Woolery 0]

I dunno if that would be a good idea, man. From what I am hearing the ladies love the metrosexuals.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Yeah, this is a documentary piece, not a direct to video comedy, sheesh.

 

I'm sure CWM, Chuck, Evenflow (if/when he's around next), Poet, TSA, WJM, Dames and EQ can add a lot of input to this. Actually, Dames and EQ would be the first ones to buy this movie, since they're always entertained by the goings on 'round these parts.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Write your own Zack-loving lyrics to the "Saved By The Bell" theme, and use it... like at the beginning or something.  Fitting?  Probably (not).

When I wake up in the morning

I turn over to see Zack snoring

I don't think I can get him off of my mind

 

When he hops on in the shower

I know I only got a half an hour

To ready the camcorder or he'll notice me this time!

 

Its alright, cause I'm loving Malibu

 

If Zacky flashes his pecs, there will be a mess in my pants

Even though I only masturbated last night

Whack off in my office space, cum all over the place

If I can keep it off my keyboard it'll be alright!

 

Its alright, cause I'm loving Malibu

Its alright, cause I'm loving Malibu

Its alright, cause I'm loving Malibu

 

These lyrics do not express the feelings of TSM or FrigidSoul, I'm just really damn good at writing parodies of songs

[Zack Malibu 0]

LMAO.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Yeah, this is a documentary piece, not a direct to video comedy, sheesh.

 

I'm sure CWM, Chuck, Evenflow (if/when he's around next), Poet, TSA, WJM, Dames and EQ can add a lot of input to this. Actually, Dames and EQ would be the first ones to buy this movie, since they're always entertained by the goings on 'round these parts.

why'd I want to do that. I'm jealous of you Preppy. I want your project to FAIL.

 

btw. I'm badmouthing you to Dames on AIM right now..

[Zack Malibu 0]

Yeah, this is a documentary piece, not a direct to video comedy, sheesh.

 

I'm sure CWM, Chuck, Evenflow (if/when he's around next), Poet, TSA, WJM, Dames and EQ can add a lot of input to this.  Actually, Dames and EQ would be the first ones to buy this movie, since they're always entertained by the goings on 'round these parts.

why'd I want to do that. I'm jealous of you Preppy. I want your project to FAIL.

 

btw. I'm badmouthing you to Dames on AIM right now..

Dames sees through your ways. Freestyle unity is greater than grunge.

 

And help Jay out for Pete's sake. It'd look pretty dumb if it was a piece of me talking about myself.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Yeah, this is a documentary piece, not a direct to video comedy, sheesh.

 

I'm sure CWM, Chuck, Evenflow (if/when he's around next), Poet, TSA, WJM, Dames and EQ can add a lot of input to this.

Since my name wasn't mentioned am I to believe my theme song will not be the opening to this documentary?

[Zack Malibu 0]

It was written before your song was posted.

 

Unless John Williams hops aboard or Stabbing Westward and Sweet Sensation each reunite to compose a soundtrack (now THERE is an odd music mix for you), we're golden.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Yeah...leave out the guy with TV writing "experience" .... thanks alot...

 

 

 

 

asshole.

 

 

 

Spoiler (Highlight to Read):

Just kidding...I love yas, Malibu

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

Well...Zachariah T. Malibu XVIII and I are good friends over IM's. Our talks are most normally filled with "DUDE! I SCORED! DAMN YEAH!" and talks of wrestling. But, on the rare occasions, we also talk of more personal matters. In fact, it was Zack (or Chris) that helped me get over my break-up with my long-time girlfriend.

 

 

In essence, Zack is the fuckin man.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Shit, my bad Rando. Yes, the first TSMer to ever talk to me on the phone needs to send input.

 

So...how ya doin', brother?

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I actually did not know I was the first... I feel immensely more Randolicious right now... I deserve my own Krispy Kreme flavor

[The Dames 0]

...I feel so used.

 

I got Zack's digits the other night, yet he let Rando call him first?

 

*sobs*

 

Dames

[Zack Malibu 0]

...I feel so used.

 

I got Zack's digits the other night, yet he let Rando call him first?

 

*sobs*

 

Dames

Rando and I have talked on the phone occasionally since springtime/early summer.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

the call in question happened.... a long damn time ago... like June or something...

 

damn... that's a long time...

 

my cellphone recently went dead on me...and I lost a good lot of phone numbers...

 

I need to get them back... i have people I need to call (but i don't fucking have their numbers!)

[Zack Malibu 0]

the call in question happened.... a long damn time ago... like June or something...

 

damn... that's a long time...

 

my cellphone recently went dead on me...and I lost a good lot of phone numbers...

 

I need to get them back... i have people I need to call (but i don't fucking have their numbers!)

Actually, the last call was like a month ago, when I was working and you left me the voicemail going "How dare you have your phone off when The Amazing Rando calls!".

[The Amazing Rando 0]

I was speaking of the FIRST CALL...

 

 

and yes... HOW DARE YOU...

 

I have Eastman to battle and sets to build with my very mind...and I have to deal with petty voicemail...pffft...

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Don't feel bad Dames, people just use me for laughs...well do I look like Fozzie fucking Bear?...god I need a hug *cry*

[The Amazing Rando 0]

Don't feel bad Dames, people just use me for laughs...well do I look like Fozzie fucking Bear?...god I need a hug *cry*

sadly...most people don't use Fozzie for laughs...

 

 

you are more a Gonzo or Animal

[The Dames 0]

...I can't believe you, Zack. I feel so...used.

 

*Calls Spoon up*

 

Dames

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Don't feel bad Dames, people just use me for laughs...well do I look like Fozzie fucking Bear?...god I need a hug *cry*

sadly...most people don't use Fozzie for laughs...

 

 

you are more a Gonzo or Animal

I'm Animal without a drumset...somebody should start a telethon in order to provide me said set.

[Zack Malibu 0]

...I can't believe you, Zack. I feel so...used.

 

*Calls Spoon up*

 

Dames

You can call Spoon, but who's gonna be the one singing the words to "One Way Love" off the top of his head with you sometime soon?

 

That's right, me. I can TKA that shit down. Spoon can't.

[The Amazing Rando 0]

...I can't believe you, Zack. I feel so...used.

 

*Calls Spoon up*

 

Dames

you should feel used... you slave away on this board and your columns...and all we give you are bad board feuds, childish fighting, and the occassional ABOBO appearance...

 

oh...and me... don't forget me. I'm Randolicious.

[CanadianChick 0]

Guess I'll add my two cents:

I don't talk to Zack as much as alot of people do seeing as I don't have AIM, but I know him enough to say he's a great guy. Easy to talk to, easy to joke around with. He's someone who's good to debate with, and he's not a dick about it. He got me involved in OAOAST, and I have to say, I'm glad he did, because it's a blast. I say this 100% seriously: he's one of the guys that I would like to meet in real life from this board.