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4 chairs set up outside, elix goes up top, traci jumps on his back, they both fall through all 4 chairs. hooooooly shit. franchises win after a chain shot on daniels.

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Guest vicvenomjr

I'd rather step on dry shit than wet shit, but then again, I'd rather not step on shit at all.

******Then don't watch and stop showing up on every single board imaginable.

 

Nobody is buying these shows,

*****facts please.

 

the matches are terrible (save MAYBE one per show),

*****last week almost everyone who reviewed the show said that every match but Simon-Young was good.

 

everything is based around Jeff Jarrett,

*****no kidding.

 

AJ Styles is beyong buried,

*****he only wins every week.

 

CM Punk is being horribly wasted,

*****because he definately deserves the heavy title right.

 

and the X Division is nowhere near what it once was.

***** yeah that Ultimate X2 match sucked.

 

I blame Hogan.

*****sure you do, you mindless drone.

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I'd rather step on dry shit than wet shit, but then again, I'd rather not step on shit at all.

******Then don't watch and stop showing up on every single board imaginable.

 

Nobody is buying these shows,

*****facts please.

 

the matches are terrible (save MAYBE one per show),

*****last week almost everyone who reviewed the show said that every match but Simon-Young was good.

 

everything is based around Jeff Jarrett,

*****no kidding.

 

AJ Styles is beyong buried,

*****he only wins every week.

 

CM Punk is being horribly wasted,

*****because he definately deserves the heavy title right.

 

and the X Division is nowhere near what it once was.

***** yeah that Ultimate X2 match sucked.

 

I blame Hogan.

*****sure you do, you mindless drone.

 

I don't watch. I read the results and laugh my ass off. I download the shows later in the week to watch the good matches. If Jeff Jarrett deserves the world title, than anyone does. Honestly, name one thing Jarrett has over Punk. Interviews? Hell no. Ringwork? Hell no. Wait, let me guess, he's more "well known." Ever since the morons at TNA got duped by Hogan into thinking he was actually trying to help them, they've changed the entire structure and direction of the show for the worse. AJ is going nowhere, and is stuck in tag team matches weekly with no direction at all. Hey, maybe he'll get a shot at Jarrett next week and lose again! How you can point to one silly rope-climbing contest and claim that the X division is as good as ever is really beyond belief.

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Guest vicvenomjr

Ultimate X2 didnt suck, but it wasent anything more than an above average spotfest.

*****emphasize didn't suck, just like every X match every week didn't suck.

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So Douglas beat Skipper and Daniels? What the hell is the point of booking the young faces in a handicap match and having them lose? I don't get the story of that match.

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Ultimate X2 didnt suck, but it wasent anything more than an above average spotfest.

*****emphasize didn't suck, just like every X match every week didn't suck.

Well I hope it was better then the shitfest that was Ultimate X1.

 

Still haven't mastered the quote button eh?

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Guest vicvenomjr

Well I hope it was better then the shitfest that was Ultimate X1.

 

Still haven't mastered the quote button eh?

*****that's why everyone on the net from Meltzer to Keith praised it. The match didn't suck. But you know more than them right.

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No- I'm just able to form my own opinion of a match without using the influence of others.

 

The match was boring, it was slow, had a shitty ending, the wrong guy went over and what killed it for me:

 

The belt fell...twice.

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Why does Meltzer and Keith praising it make a difference? Keith doesn't know his ass from Indy wrestling, he is worthless in terms of Indy and Japanese reviews.

 

Meltzer, on the other hand, has been on the ratings bong for a few years now. With Dave it seems that as wrestling quality goes down, he gives out higher ratings easier. I stopped caring what he rates things when he gave Mutoh-Kawada ****3/4

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Guest vicvenomjr

No- I'm just able to form my own opinion of a match without using the influence of others.

*****like I've said it was evolution at it's finest. Remember that the match was never done before.

 

The match was boring,

*****no

 

it was slow,

*****no

 

had a shitty ending,

*****logical ending

 

the wrong guy went over

*****alowed a new guy to take the ball and run with it.

 

and what killed it for me:

 

The belt fell...twice.

*****because that really mattered.

 

In my book anyone who criticizes this match will not be happy with anything this company produces.

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like I've said it was evolution at it's finest. Remember that the match was never done before.

 

So does this make the Viagra on a Pole match any good? Or the Wash Your Mouth Out with Soap match?

 

 

no

 

Saying no isn't really a good counter argument. Just a hint.

 

logical ending

 

Considering that the feud for months was Sabin v. Kazarian and then Shane somehow wanders in and wins the belt- that doesn't seem too logical.

 

 

alowed a new guy to take the ball and run with it.

 

Which by all accounts he didn't.

 

because that really mattered.

 

It killed the match for me. How can I take the company or the match seriously when they can't even hold a belt up for a gimmick match? It looked really bush league and amateurish.

 

 

In my book anyone who criticizes this match will not be happy with anything this company produces.

 

That's bullshit considering Raven v. Styles was one of my favourite matches of the year.

 

But hoorah for jumping to conclusions!

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Guest vicvenomjr

didn't buy this week but it sound's like "another classic".

 

I'm going to leave now, very quietly....

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Wait...wait, wait, WAIT...vic, you mean to tell me you love this show WITHOUT EVEN HAVING SEEN IT?! Fuck you, man. Seriously. You're coming onto the board and calling us all idiots because we, who DID watch the show and have since 2002 (the vast majority of us, anyways), aren't digging it? Man...you're nothing but a troll, and nobody will ever, EVER take ANY of your opinions with the least bit of seriousness anymore.

 

So, anyways...subpar show. Only matches I dug at all were Daniels/Skipper vs. New Franchise and Gathering vs. Balls/Sandman. Not going to get a good review from me at all.

 

...and no, OSW, I won't rip Michael Shane a new one. I'll pick on El Leon, who stunk up the ring in the main (Apolo has REALLY lost any bit of workrate he had in 2002), and Don Callis.

 

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: Sonny Siaki taking a shit and Kash trying to get him to sign the contract. "Kash, just let me do my doo-doo."

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Guest bort

so this show isnt even worth downloadin it looks like.

 

I find everything about TNA stale right now, im not interested in any of the storylines and non of the matches make me want to buy, give me a 20 min x match a week and ill be happy and get the title on somone new as JJJ is in need of a break

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Guest vicvenomjr

Wait...wait, wait, WAIT...vic, you mean to tell me you love this show WITHOUT EVEN HAVING SEEN IT?!

*****You want my record. I've seen at least 85 percent of the shows. You want to know more I've been to 10 ROH shows, LIVE. Last week I was at CZW at the ECW arena. Last week of Dec. I was at Cage of Death 5. Last spring I went to Super 8. Royal Rumble this week. Mania in March. Why? Because there is nothing better than hanging out with your 5-7 drunk friends (male and female) and cursing up a storm at a face. Going to the local nightclubs and bars after doesn't hurt either. But you have to be home by 12 right......

 

Fuck you, man. Seriously.

*****why are you so angry, ritalin baby.

 

You're coming onto the board and calling us all idiots because we, who DID watch the show and have since 2002 (the vast majority of us, anyways), aren't digging it? Man...you're nothing but a troll, and nobody will ever, EVER take ANY of your opinions with the least bit of seriousness anymore.

*****sure they will, because unlike you and the rest of the mindless drones on this board I have my own unique opinions. Also I had to work tonight at a real job, that's what a college education makes you do. You should get to bed, you don't want your mom yelling at you to wake tommorrow for Franklin High School classes. Start applying to college yet, or are we off to CCRI?

 

So, anyways...subpar show. Only matches I dug at all were Daniels/Skipper vs. New Franchise and Gathering vs. Balls/Sandman. Not going to get a good review from me at all.

*****of course it won't. The show last week was awesome and you gave it a C. You want to know why people won't read you-because your like SK reviewing WWE, we all know the final thoughts will be negative. So why bother. The diff between you and SK is that he's somewhat funny, while your rambling play by play results make the reader stop 1/5 of the way through. Why bother reading the thoughts of a depressed teenage dope feign, when I can read what Meltzer has to say or Miller. People who don't still live at home and actually have some real world experience.

 

...and no, OSW, I won't rip Michael Shane a new one. I'll pick on El Leon, who stunk up the ring in the main (Apolo has REALLY lost any bit of workrate he had in 2002), and Don Callis.

*****one year and he lost all that huh, that's some more BS. While Callis is the single most entertaining talking head in pro rassling outside of Mitchell. So I'm looking forward to your thoughts son. And in doing so I've put you more over than you can do for yourself. Looking forward to more run-on sentences.

 

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: Sonny Siaki taking a shit and Kash trying to get him to sign the contract. "Kash, just let me do my doo-doo."

*****of course that was your highlight of the night you immature, insecure geek.

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Guest MikeSC
Wait...wait, wait, WAIT...vic, you mean to tell me you love this show WITHOUT EVEN HAVING SEEN IT?!

*****You want my record.

No.

I've seen at least 85 percent of the shows.

With the busy life you lead? Wow.

You want to know more

No.

I've been to 10 ROH shows, LIVE.

Doth thou wanteth a cookie?

Last week I was at CZW at the ECW arena.

Woo hoo?

Last week of Dec. I was at Cage of Death 5. Last spring I went to Super 8. Royal Rumble this week. Mania in March. Why?

You're an incredible dork?

Because there is nothing better than hanging out with your 5-7 drunk friends (male and female) and cursing up a storm at a face.

Ah, you prove me right.

Going to the local nightclubs and bars after doesn't hurt either. But you have to be home by 12 right......

I'm sure you do that. We all believe you. And we will CONTINUE to do so if you promise to just go away and annoy people elsewhere. Heck, annoy your "friends".

Fuck you, man. Seriously.

*****why are you so angry, ritalin baby.

Maybe he hates that such a bright guy as you can't work the "quote" key?

You're coming onto the board and calling us all idiots because we, who DID watch the show and have since 2002 (the vast majority of us, anyways), aren't digging it? Man...you're nothing but a troll, and nobody will ever, EVER take ANY of your opinions with the least bit of seriousness anymore.

*****sure they will, because unlike you and the rest of the mindless drones on this board I have my own unique opinions.

Well, they are unique. Not good or insightful, mind you...

Also I had to work tonight at a real job, that's what a college education makes you do.

Funny, I work during the day usually. And I get to post here from my job. Isn't that the coolest?

 

And you got off at this time?

 

I'm guessing mall employee.

 

Probably at The Gap.

You should get to bed, you don't want your mom yelling at you to wake tommorrow for Franklin High School classes. Start applying to college yet, or are we off to CCRI?

Displacing your issues upon others?

So, anyways...subpar show. Only matches I dug at all were Daniels/Skipper vs. New Franchise and Gathering vs. Balls/Sandman. Not going to get a good review from me at all.

*****of course it won't. The show last week was awesome and you gave it a C. You want to know why people won't read you

Well, I doubt losing you as a member of the audience will crush him.

-because your like SK reviewing WWE, we all know the final thoughts will be negative. So why bother.

Dang that whole differing opinion thing.

The diff between you and SK is that he's somewhat funny, while your rambling play by play results make the reader stop 1/5 of the way through.

You find Keith "somewhat funny"?

 

Well, I guess that speaks volumes.

Why bother reading the thoughts of a depressed teenage dope feign, when I can read what Meltzer has to say or Miller. People who don't still live at home and actually have some real world experience.

You mean people totally unlike yourself ... oops, I mean I believe your life story. I really do.

...and no, OSW, I won't rip Michael Shane a new one. I'll pick on El Leon, who stunk up the ring in the main (Apolo has REALLY lost any bit of workrate he had in 2002), and Don Callis.

*****one year and he lost all that huh, that's some more BS.

He's speaking from viewing. You're speaking from...

While Callis is the single most entertaining talking head in pro rassling outside of Mitchell.

Well, since you and "your friends" are apparently drunk a lot, I can see why you'd find him amusing.

So I'm looking forward to your thoughts son. And in doing so I've put you more over than you can do for yourself. Looking forward to more run-on sentences.

Using wrestling terminology here? Man, that is just sad. Did you give him the rub? Did you give him some heat? Are you a hoss?

HIGHLIGHT OF THE NIGHT: Sonny Siaki taking a shit and Kash trying to get him to sign the contract. "Kash, just let me do my doo-doo."

*****of course that was your highlight of the night you immature, insecure geek.

And yours was...oh, that's right. You didn't see it. My bad.

-=Mike

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*****sure they will, because unlike you and the rest of the mindless drones on this board I have my own unique opinions

I can read what Meltzer has to say or Miller

 

You fucking dumbass.

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