BUTT Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 http://xbox.ign.com/articles/474/474315p1.html Yes, after the enormous success of BMX XXX, another company is taking a chance on a porn game, only this time it will be paired with..a drinking simulator? I find it interesting that this game is being developed by a team headed by the founder of Retro Studios, the company that created Metroid Prime. I mean, how can you go from that to this? I like naked chicks as much as the next guy, but this game has crap written all over it.
Murmuring Beast Posted January 22, 2004 Report Posted January 22, 2004 YOU CAN MASTURBATE TOO* *$60 needed.
Sandman9000 Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 I've been waiting for another YDKJ, but this sure as fuck ain't it.
Karnage Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 I really hope this doesn't lead to dating simulators coming to North America.
Lightning Flik Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 I really hope this doesn't lead to dating simulators coming to North America. Oh, it will. It is bound to happen.
Guest DVD Spree Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 I find it interesting that this game is being developed by a team headed by the founder of Retro Studios, the company that created Metroid Prime. I mean, how can you go from that to this? "former head of Retro studios" I think that's all you need to know right there. Everyone knows Retro was plagued with problems and Metroid was a largely unplayable piece of shit until Nintendo stepped in and shook things up. Jeff Spangenberg = Animator Han
Mole Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Watch this be the 'new' thing for video games.
AndrewTS Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Yes, after the enormous success of BMX XXX You forgot the sarcasm tag. BMX XXX was a huge commercial failure.
fazzle Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Once it gets down to $20 or so, I'll buy it.
Guest Coffey Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Well, this is...interesting to say the least. If you want to see tits, why don't you just get on-line? Oh well, I guess it was only a matter of time until this "caught on" in video games.
fazzle Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Becuase it's not just tits. It's tits, trivia, minigames, and drinking! All in one easy package!
Guest Coffey Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 But you could get all that by just going to a bar.... Of course, the tits at the bar are the kind you don't really want to see most of the time.
BUTT Posted January 23, 2004 Author Report Posted January 23, 2004 Yes, after the enormous success of BMX XXX You forgot the sarcasm tag. BMX XXX was a huge commercial failure. Yeah, I know. It was meant to be sarcastic.
Guest Coffey Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 I never played that game. BMX XXX that is. I played and like all of the Tony Hawk games, and I was told it played similar to that. Of course, if it's anything like Dave Mirra BMX (which I assume it is) I know that I won't like it. I didn't know the game was a failure however. I didn't think anyone expected much out of it from the beginning.
fazzle Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 But you could get all that by just going to a bar.... Of course, the tits at the bar are the kind you don't really want to see most of the time. Plus you'd actually have to THINK about what to play and what to drink to. In this the game tells you, so you don't have to use your brain at all!
AndrewTS Posted January 24, 2004 Report Posted January 24, 2004 I didn't know the game was a failure however. I didn't think anyone expected much out of it from the beginning. It was a given the PS2 version would bomb, since it was censored. However, the other two versions are more surprising. Still, I wonder when the hell Acclaim's pact with Satan expires and they finally are driven out of business by their incessant desire to be the biggest shovelers of crap in game development.
DerangedHermit Posted January 24, 2004 Report Posted January 24, 2004 Still, I wonder when the hell Acclaim's pact with Satan expires and they finally are driven out of business by their incessant desire to be the biggest shovelers of crap in game development. I think you're insulting crap.
Boner Kawanger Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Jeff Spangenberg = Animator Han I think I love you.
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