Guest JMA Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Statement #1: The Bible is really good. HBK: False. It's great Y2J: True. It's fun to read, and it has nice pictures when it's illustrated. Statement #2: Christian is vastly underrated. HBK: True. He's very talented. He certainly is ready and hungry enough to go to another level. A lot of it is timing and being involved in the right story. Y2J: True. He's one of the best wrestlers on the show. He's one of the best characters on the show. Statement #3: All Superstars should move to Florida to avoid state taxes. HBK: False. Enough of 'em live there. It's bad enough being around them once a week on Monday. I couldn't handle the other six days a week. (Laughs) Y2J: True. We work too hard to pay Uncle Sam too much money. Although I'm glad to do it. Thanks IRS! Statement #4: Superstars from Canada are superior to Superstars from Texas. HBK: False. Because they're from Canada and we're from Texas. Y2J: 100 percent true. There's something in the beer that breeds wrestlers. There's never been a bad wrestler from Canada, but there's been a whole bunch of bad wrestlers from Texas. Credit: WWE.com
Guest Choken One Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Canada: Harts, Benoit, Storm and Jericho...but they also gave us TEST. Texas:Austin, HBK, Eddy Guerrero, Booker and Taker but gave us Bradshaw... It's a toss up.
Downhome Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Canada just needs more charisma and mic skills.
HarleyQuinn Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Texas also gave us the Funks didn't they?
Guest Choken One Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 well that just put Texas over Canada right fucking there. C'Mon who else does Canada have? Val Venis? HA!
Steviekick Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Texas also gave us the Funks didn't they? Yes they did.
Guest Choken One Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Top three Locations in Wrestling greatness 1. Texas (Austin, Funks, Von Erichs, HBK, 'Taker) 2. Canada (Harts, Jericho, Benoit, Storm) 3. Minnesota (Flair, Brock, Henning and Waltman)
HarleyQuinn Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Texas also gave us Stan Hansen and Chavo Guerrero Jr. which is more positives for them over Canada
Guest Choken One Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Well, Texas is just SPANKING Canada's Ass.
Guest Choken One Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 before we get into it, People like Bulldog, Pillman do not count just because they trained in the Dungeon.
Downhome Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Aren't the following from Canada? Eric the Red Phil Lafon Little Beaver Pat Patterson "Rowdy" Roddy Piper The Missing Link Raymond Rougeau Rick Martel Stan Stasiak Frenchy Martin Tiger Jeet Singh Jack Tunney Abdullah The Butcher Ron Garvin Terry Garvin Rocky Johnson Gene Kiniski Ivan Koloff "Mad Dog" Vachon Jacques Rougeau Jr.
Highland Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 This was the most entertaining true/false to date, imo.
HarleyQuinn Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Credit to WrestlingInformationArchive Canadians -Chris Benoit -Christian -Cueball Carmichael(WHO?) -Edge -Scott D'Amore -Bret Hart -Owen Hart -Chris Jericho -Phil Lafon -Joe E. Legend -Carl Oulette -Tiger Ali Singh -Shawn Stasiak -Trish Stratus -Lance Storm -Test -Vampiro VS Texas -Steve Austin -Booker T. -Bradshaw -Mike Burton -Steven Dunn -Funaki -Dory Funk Jr. -Terry Funk -Khris Germany -Chavo Guerrero Jr. -Eddie Guerrero -Billy Gunn -Stan Hansen -Mark Henry -Shawn Michaels -Scott Putski -Stevie Ray -Dustin Rhodes -Von Erich family -Undertaker
Lil' Bitch Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 3. Minnesota (Flair, Brock, Henning and Waltman) Can't forget Rick Rude.
Kahran Ramsus Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 (edited) What about the Rougeaus for Canada? Edited January 23, 2004 by Kahran Ramsus
Downhome Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 I listed two of them (weren't there more than two?) but everyone ignored my list.
Guest JMA Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 It's a shame Rude and Hennig never regularly teamed in the WWF. They both had Heenan as a manager and were good friends. They could've been the NEW Minnesota Wrecking Crew.
Guest wildpegasus Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 I believe the Dynamite Kid got a Canadian citizensip before so we're officially taking him. Please forgive any mistakes Stampede Kid Leo Burke The Beast Bulldog Bob Brown Edouard Carpentier!!!! Paul Diamond The Stomper Archie Gouldie Stu Hart Bruce/Keith Hart Teddy Hart Rocky Johnson Sky Low Low Little Beaver Billy "Red" Lyons Johnny Powers Rhonda Singh aka Monstor Ripper Tiger Jeet Singh Mad Dog Vachon Luna Vachon Velvet McIntyre!! The Earthquake Pierre from the Quebecers Sky-Hi Lee Killer Kaller Krupp Edge Emile Dupree "Big" Steven Pettipas? Ben Bassarab Steve Disalvo??
Guest Frank_Nabbit Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Minnesota gets Verne Gagne , Greg Gagne (Shuttup), Jerry Lynn, I think Ole Anderson(?),more to come.....
Guest wildpegasus Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Angel Acevedo -- The original Cuban Assasin alone makes Canada a better wrestling country which reminds me I forgot about "No Class" Bobby Bass!
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 The Canadians fore their next move choose...Andre The Giant. Crowd: WHA?!!?! Canadian Dude: He's french, and we speak french, so he's fucking Canadian damn it
Guest Deebo Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 This post reminds me so much of the "Racial Draft" on Chapelle's Show last night.
Guest wildpegasus Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Steve Corino Ivan Koloff George Little Whipper Billy Watson Joe E. Legend Cyrus Kurragan Harry Smith Gail Kim Trish Stratus Farmer Brooks Tiger Jackson The Baillargeon brothers Jos LeDuc Mike Sharpe
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 Steve Corino Ivan Koloff George Little Whipper Billy Watson Joe E. Legend Cyrus Kurragan Harry Smith Gail Kim Trish Stratus Farmer Brooks Tiger Jackson The Baillargeon brothers Jos LeDuc Mike Sharpe How could we forget Canadas Greatest Athlete Mike Sharpe?!
Hogan Made Wrestling Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 The fact that Tiger Jeet Singh is from Canada gives Texas the easy victory in and of itself.
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 But Bradshaw being Texan ruins it for the Texas battle. And I coulda sworn Booker T grew up in Harlem....unless theres a Harlem, Texas.
Hogan Made Wrestling Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 But Bradshaw being Texan ruins it for the Texas battle. Tiger Jeet Singh makes Bradshaw look like the real Stan Hansen, instead of the cheap imitation he tries to be.
Guest wildpegasus Posted January 23, 2004 Report Posted January 23, 2004 The fact that Tiger Jeet Singh is from Canada gives Texas the easy victory in and of itself. But we have the very impressive Edouard Carpentier, the Beast, Killer Kaller Krupp and the Assasin! That lineup simply can not be beaten. I've been told by my elders that The Beast pulled trains with his teeth. How tough is that? How can you top that? In an all out shoot fight, the Canadians are guaranteed to win.
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