The OaOasT Anglepalooza 2004 Predictions Thread

[Ed Wood Caulfield 0]

Seeing as how there have been predictions threads before, and how there hasn't been a predictions thread in a while, I figure I just post a thread where you predict who will win the matches scheldued for Anglepalooza. It's easy to do, so, here is the thread to do it. Post your predictions for the OaOasT's first pay-per-view of the year 2004.

 

Here are the matches scheldued for Anglepalooza:

 

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

 

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

 

The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004:

 

15 Superstars From IntenseZone:

Puerto Rican Lightning

The Mad Cappa

"Ice Heart" Dan Black

Dangerous A

"Big Poppa Poppick" Stephen Joseph

Alfdogg

Spider-Poet

Reject

Y2Jailbait

The Shuffle

G-Money

Teddy Weddy

JINGUS

"Shooter" Jay Darring

 

15 Superstars From HeldDown!:

Zack Malibu

The Superstar

Gibraltar

"The Current Big Thing" Brock Ausstin

PK

Panther

Damaramu

Crystal

Sturgis

Hoff

St. Andrew

Gunner Sharps

Mad Matt

Axel

?????

 

I'll be back to post my predictions later.

[Adam 0]

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

My Pick: Well, that wouldn't be fair now, would it?

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

My Pick: I'm going for Judas on this one.

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

My Pick: Go The Cappa

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

My Pick: Poet to retain again.

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

My Pick: My former team mate, Sly Sommers

 

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

My Pick: My favourite female, Crystal

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

My Pick: PRL

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

My Pick: The one, the only, Zack Malibu

 

The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004:

My Pick: Gibraltar is going to be hard to stop, but I think Zack can pull a win out of his ass sunday. Oh, and my 'smokey' is Shooter Jay.

 

Should be a great show, unless I screw up the I Quit match.

[Chuck Woolery 0]

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

-> Someone as mad as Matt deserves to win, oh yes.

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

-> Hmm... Father?

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

-> I'd be amused by a Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez win, but that can't happen for the feud to continue, so Cappa it is.

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

-> The Ice Heart, Dan Black.

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

-> The Sly, because he's The Sly.

 

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

-> Again, Crystal winning would make me happy, but Damaramu is obviously going over.

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

-> C'mon Shuffle, win one for the gipper.

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

-> Magic 8 Ball says to ask again later about Zack's chances of winning... we'll call that a 'no'. Superstar takes it.

 

The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004:

-> Much in the same vein as me picking Rob Van Dam for the WWE Royal Rumble, I'm taking Peter Knight.

[Hank Kingsley 0]

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

~As Mike pointed out, Matt is MAD. He's not MADD MAD, but obviously he's MAD enough to regain the X Championship.

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

~Judas turned his back for 30 pieces of silver. Or was it twenty? Either way, that has no relevance in this match, so Father will obviously win and try to end the world, only to be killed by Blurricane. Poetic justice, I say.

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

~Both die before Cappetta can even finish the rules of the match, since they're soooooooooo looooooooooong.

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

~Not even the Power Rangers can help SP this time, as Dan Black wins with a vicious shoulder block.

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

~Sly doesn't get static, since he has XM Satellite Radio. This is pivotal, since he doesn't get static, meaning he doesn't understand static, meaning Static will surprise him with a win.

 

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

~Crystal in 5 seconds with a backslide.

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

~PRL has every member of the Lightning Crew run in, plus their parents, grandparents, and the entire population of Puerto Rico. Shuffle overcomes them all with a big boot and a legdrop to win.

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

~Superstar slips on a spot of blood on the mat and breaks his neck, allowing Zack to hit a POP Drop for the pin. The two begin an angle much akin to the showstopping Zack/BPP feud from 2003.

 

The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004:

~Mad Matt, obviously, since he's so MAD. If he was MAD enough to win the X Title, he's MAD enough to enter at #2 and go to the end. I predict that the final four will be: MAD MATT, Axel, Gunner Sharps, and Big Poppa Popick. MAD MATT will overcome them all en route to beating Calvin at Anglemania III.

[CanadianChick 0]

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

~Crystal in 5 seconds with a backslide.

 

Instant classic!

 

 

I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

Winner: AJ Flaire

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

Winner: Judas

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

Winner: Cappa

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

Winner: SpiderPoet

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

Winner: The Sly~!

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

Winner: PRL

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

Winner: Zack

 

Rumble: (picks name out of hat...)

G-Money

[Damaramu 0]

Now how is it obvious that I'm going over? Wait don't answer that. Anyways:

 

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

Winner: A.J.

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

Winner: I'll go with Judas...bye bye father.

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

Winner: I'm guessing Mad Cappa.....though if he lost it'd be interesting to see what they come upw ith for him to get his shot at PRL.

 

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

Winner: Spider Poet

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

Winner: Sly

 

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

Winner: Well I wrote it...but I'm not telling........

 

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

Winner: PRL

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

Winner: My gut says Zack...but my shock value says Superstar.

 

 

The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004:

 

Winner: Damaramu.......no seriously though......Zack.

[Dr. Zoidberg 0]

The Ragdoll/K-Money/TNT picks are the only one's that count, so pay close attention, kids.

 

 

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

-The Firm keeps the gold. AJ Flaire.

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

-The Father gets drunk after a long day of work, finds out his wife got a pizza instead of making dinner, and beats Judas like a red-headed step child.

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

-The Mad Cappa, because he might even be more MAD than MAD MATT

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

-The Po Po

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

-Sly's the guy

 

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

-DAMARAMUUUUUUUUUUUU!! Sorry, Crys...The Firm is now 1 for 2

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

-The Shuffle. Word, son.

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

-Zacariah T. Malibu XVIII

 

The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004:

 

The Final Four will be:

 

Spider-Poet

 

"Shooter" Jay Darring

 

 

Zack Malibu

 

?????

 

 

and I bank on "Shooter" Jay. The Firm goes 2 for 3

[Sandman9000 0]

Rumble:

 

Me

[Chuck Woolery 0]

...

 

Sandy's sense of irony is positively striking.

[Patty O'Green 0]

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship:

"The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger)

Winner: A.J

 

Loser Leaves Town Match:

Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards

Winner: Judas

 

The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match:

The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua)

Winner: Mad Cappa jobs to a fingerpoke and joins the L.C.

 

OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match:

Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger)

Winner: SP.

 

Total Decapitation Match:

Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static

Winner: Triple S

 

Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules:

Crystal vs. Damaramu

Winner: Crystal

 

Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship:

Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger)

Winner: PRL

 

Too Good For A Stipulation:

Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar

Winner: SS

 

The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004:

I already know the winner.

[Damaramu 0]

Now Northstar....how are you going to go an predict Crystal winning whenever you're in my corner standing next to the cage the entire match?

Do you have no faith in your ability to help me win?