The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 CUE: “Riders of the Storm (intro only)” – The Doors ---------- February First…Two Thousand And Four… Welcome…to SWF CLUSTERFUCK!! The unthinkable will happen… Two federations will merge into one divine entity… (Cheering Crowds) S! J! L! S! J! L! S! W! F! S! W! F!! (The crowds disappear…before various JL stars appear) Nine Superstar’s lives will forever be changed in one night… Todd Royal… ”…All will soon learn to praise me…to Praise Todd!” Landon Maddix… ”…You can hit me…but you won’t hurt me!” Aecas… ”My actions will speak louder than my words…” Alan Clark… ”…I’m coming back for more…” Jacob Helmsley… ”…bringing the old school…” Manson… ”…snap my fingers, snap your neck!” “Hollywood” Spike Jenkins… ”…you never thought you’d see me here…” Jimmy “The Demon” Liston… ”…ready to face the ultimate test…" …and…. The Insane Luchador… ”…this is only the START!!!" …the echoes fade… …the images remain… …Nine Men are preparing for the challenge that is…. *BOOOOM* SWF CLUSTERFUCK! ”Do You Believe In Miracles?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ace309 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 I do. I'm rooting for IL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 Yay me! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Aecas Report post Posted January 26, 2004 Short and Sweet mate, nice one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 Yeah GO IL! IL! IL! IL! IL! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 What about me? And when did I say that? God Damn People. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 you don't have to say it... but i'm pretty damn sure a good chunk of WFers thought that they wouldn't see you around for a while... while that is a slightly backhanded comment... at least you ARE in the WF as of tonight... the hardest two to think of something for were Liston and Jake Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hhh6294 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 Well, that's good enough for me Rando... since Jake really isn't much of a talker in the first place... let alone one to make up a catchphrase. Nicely done. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 i'm waiting for you to bring back someone from the IGNJL and call yourself "The Old School Warriors" or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hank Kingsley 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 Edited because people probably won't understand my sarcasm and will think I'm directly attacking the SJL. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted January 26, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
