razazteca Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Corey should edit your sig to have Dean yell ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh just like he did in the Iowa Caucas, and have him name everydamn metal genre or at least all of the side projects of Slipknot. DOOM DEATH BLACK THRASH SPEED SLIPKNOT STONE SOUR AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......
razazteca Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Posted January 26, 2004 GLAM HAIR NU INDUSTRIAL MATHCORE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....
Red Baron Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 According to AoO Grindcore Mathcore Swamp Swamp Core Blath Metal (a combination of black and death metal, ie some band no one has heard about) Nile Power Metal licks fairies balls Brutal Gore-Goth Metal Industrial-Death Metal
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Blath Metal (a combination of black and death metal, ie some band no one has heard about) Goatwhore, Zyklon, Myrkskog, limbonic Art, Ildjarn. that makes one of us. BLACKENED POPCORE The Kovenant...
Nevermortal Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Corpsecore Where they replace the drums with hollowed out corpses of fat men.
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Nile's close enough, they used skulls and femurs for a set of drums and a flute. I have no idea where they got them, but I would genuinely like to know. Besides, you forgot Porngoregrindcorecore, Hardspeedfastmetalcore+, Teutonic Melodic Sardonic Bubonic Thrashgrind, asfertekmistenshincore (found primarily in the VERY small Eurasian scene), and Metyl.
k thx Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 chavecore It's some fat bald bloke umping about and shouting "CHAVE" at the top of his voice over 58 7-string guitars.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Why am I just learning about this CHAVECORE now?
k thx Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Because I just made it up? I mean, because you're not with the hip new sounds us kids are. Square.
EL BRUJ0 Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 I don't listen to chavecore, cause it's not true necro grim.
k thx Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 True. It's only pseudo-necro grim. Just two calories, not necro enough.
Zack Malibu Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 First movies, now music genres named after him? CHAVE is taking over the world!
Zack Malibu Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Zack Malibu: The Movie will have a Chavecore soundtrack. Well, that and Ice, Ice Baby.
razazteca Posted January 26, 2004 Author Report Posted January 26, 2004 Chavey Chase on lead vocals or growler?
Red Baron Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 Chavecore: A newer definition of nu-metal bands
Guest Agent of Oblivion Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 Well, it's pretty simple in theory, but it could be sick in execution. 58 7-strings? That could be sick. Especially if there's a fat fuck bouncing back and forth, hollering out "Chave!"
PLAGIARISM! Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 We need more Skifflecore threads. That involves drums made out of the festering ribcage of Lonnie Donegan.
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Chavecore: A newer definition of nu-metal bands "Of course you can play Bass Token, you're black~!" Sorry, first thing that came to my mind when I saw your sig. He looks really gay in the picture though. Ah well, maybe there's a stereotype about homosexuals slapping and popping that I don't know about...
k thx Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Chavecore: A newer definition of nu-metal bands "Of course you can play Bass Token, you're black~!" Sorry, first thing that came to my mind when I saw your sig. He looks really gay in the picture though. Ah well, maybe there's a stereotype about homosexuals slapping and popping that I don't know about... Homosexuals have faster fingers?
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Chavecore: A newer definition of nu-metal bands "Of course you can play Bass Token, you're black~!" Sorry, first thing that came to my mind when I saw your sig. He looks really gay in the picture though. Ah well, maybe there's a stereotype about homosexuals slapping and popping that I don't know about... Homosexuals have faster fingers? Maybe FEMALE homosexuals.....
Red Baron Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Victor Wooten amazing on Bass, hardly anyone better
Your Paragon of Virtue Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Victor Wooten amazing on Bass, hardly anyone better I know, it was a joke. CALM DOWN JEEZBUS CHRIPES~!
PLAGIARISM! Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Victor Wooten is pretty fucking amazing, but the music sucks.
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