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Corey should edit your sig to have Dean yell ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh just like he did in the Iowa Caucas, and have him name everydamn metal genre or at least all of the side projects of Slipknot.

 

DOOM

 

DEATH

 

BLACK

 

THRASH

 

SPEED

 

SLIPKNOT

 

STONE SOUR

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH......

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GLAM

 

HAIR

 

NU

 

INDUSTRIAL

 

MATHCORE

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH....

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According to AoO

 

 

Grindcore

Mathcore

Swamp

Swamp Core

Blath Metal (a combination of black and death metal, ie some band no one has heard about)

Nile

Power Metal licks fairies balls

Brutal Gore-Goth Metal

Industrial-Death Metal

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Nile's close enough, they used skulls and femurs for a set of drums and a flute. I have no idea where they got them, but I would genuinely like to know.

 

Besides, you forgot Porngoregrindcorecore, Hardspeedfastmetalcore+, Teutonic Melodic Sardonic Bubonic Thrashgrind, asfertekmistenshincore (found primarily in the VERY small Eurasian scene), and Metyl.

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chavecore

 

It's some fat bald bloke umping about and shouting "CHAVE" at the top of his voice over 58 7-string guitars.

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Because I just made it up?

 

I mean, because you're not with the hip new sounds us kids are. Square.

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Guest Agent of Oblivion

Well, it's pretty simple in theory, but it could be sick in execution. 58 7-strings? That could be sick. Especially if there's a fat fuck bouncing back and forth, hollering out "Chave!"

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Chavecore:

 

A newer definition of nu-metal bands

"Of course you can play Bass Token, you're black~!"

 

Sorry, first thing that came to my mind when I saw your sig. He looks really gay in the picture though. Ah well, maybe there's a stereotype about homosexuals slapping and popping that I don't know about...

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Chavecore:

 

A newer definition of nu-metal bands

"Of course you can play Bass Token, you're black~!"

 

Sorry, first thing that came to my mind when I saw your sig. He looks really gay in the picture though. Ah well, maybe there's a stereotype about homosexuals slapping and popping that I don't know about...

Homosexuals have faster fingers?

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Chavecore:

 

A newer definition of nu-metal bands

"Of course you can play Bass Token, you're black~!"

 

Sorry, first thing that came to my mind when I saw your sig. He looks really gay in the picture though. Ah well, maybe there's a stereotype about homosexuals slapping and popping that I don't know about...

Homosexuals have faster fingers?

Maybe FEMALE homosexuals.....

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