DangerousDamon Posted January 26, 2004 Report Posted January 26, 2004 Commando "I thought you'd kill me last!" "I lied."
Nighthawk Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 Well, like I said in that thread, Last Boyscout and Cobra. The Rock, largely for Nick Cage's "How in the name of ZUES' BUTTHOLE did you get out of your cell!?" One of the most bizarre lines of all time. True Lies, although it was just a tad too tongue in cheek. Armaggedon, cliche personified. I have to say I like Cobra the best though... if McBain was a real movie (yes, I know it is, but you know what I mean), that would be it.
WrestlingDeacon Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 I think my favorite part of Cobra is at the end where they're running through an orange grove in Florida and wind up in a steel mill in Pittsburgh whose main production appears to be open flames. My favorite line is: "I'll do it man, I'll blow up this whole store!" "That's ok, I don't shop here." Another action movie I love for the comedic value is Action Jackson. Carl Weathers is a Harvard law student so smart he became a Detroit cop and fights evil car maker Craig T. Nelson. Features tit shots from both Vanity and a young Sharon Stone. The best part is when he out runs a car and then long jumps over it.
razazteca Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 Best part of Action Jackson is when Jackson torches the bad guy with this line "How do you like your ribs?"
Guest Goodear Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 It's all about Big Trouble in Little China. "You knwo what Jack Burton saysd in a time like this..." "Who?" "Jack Burton... ME! He always says... what the hell." ---------------------------- "You saw Lo Pan?" "Sure about 7 feet tall and shoots fire out of his mouth?" ---------------------------- "YAHHH!" shoots gun in the air, causing bricks to hit him in the head.
AmericanDragon Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 It's all about Big Trouble in Little China. "You knwo what Jack Burton saysd in a time like this..." "Who?" "Jack Burton... ME! He always says... what the hell." ---------------------------- "You saw Lo Pan?" "Sure about 7 feet tall and shoots fire out of his mouth?" ---------------------------- "YAHHH!" shoots gun in the air, causing bricks to hit him in the head. There should be a porn film called Big Trouble in Little Vagina.
Mole Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 Any Lethal Weapon movie, hands down. Mummy Returns too, mostly by guilty pleasure.
Guest Smell the ratings!!! Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 Demolition Man is one of my favorite 2 AM movies of all time.
Highland Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 I second that. DM was horribly cheesey, but everything about it clicked. So many memorable lines.....
Guest mesepher Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 I second that. DM was horribly cheesey, but everything about it clicked. So many memorable lines..... "I'm a blast from the past!" "you should have stayed there." awesome movie!
Vern Gagne Posted January 27, 2004 Report Posted January 27, 2004 Not really an Action movie but Lockdown is without question the funniest movie ever made.
Toshiaki Koala Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 How could nobody mention Die Hard? "I'm sorry sir, this line is reserved for emergencies only." "No fuckin' shit lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" --- "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four. One... two... th-" "I don't know anything! You'll just have to kill me..." "O.K." (Bang)(Splat) --- And the immortal "Yippe ki ay, mother fucker."
cabbageboy Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 I'm surprised no one has mentioned Desperado or Once Upon A Time In Mexico. Both of those are hilarious I think.
Vern Gagne Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 How could nobody mention Die Hard? "I'm sorry sir, this line is reserved for emergencies only." "No fuckin' shit lady! Does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?" --- "I'm going to count to three. There will not be a four. One... two... th-" "I don't know anything! You'll just have to kill me..." "O.K." (Bang)(Splat) --- And the immortal "Yippe ki ay, mother fucker." Die Hard's a totally different animal. That's funny on purpose, most of the others are funny on accident.
Insane Bump Machine Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Big Trouble, Demolition Man or Commando are funny by accident? I must have missed something there.
Nighthawk Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 Most of them, not all. Unintentional comedy is funnier most of the time anyway.
Guest TheZsaszHorsemen Posted January 28, 2004 Report Posted January 28, 2004 The Bond series deserves a mention here. Also Lethal Weapon 2 and Die Hard.
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