Chuck Woolery 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 We fade in on Mike Van Siclen, sitting behind a polished oak desk. Van Siclen is unusually well dressed, with a black dress shirt and maroon tie to go with his black dress pants. The Spectacle grins, flipping on a conveniently placed television set with his remote and grinning at the camera. "Mike Van Siclen, here," he grins, "and welcome to what I like to call 'Mike Van Siclen Gives All Of You A Brief Reality Check'. You see, ladies and gents, I made myself a few promises a couple weeks ago... do you remember that? Well, I do, and if you don't, let's go to the videotape!" Play. January 1st, 2004 "Number three! I had hoped that I could accomplish this on March 7th, but after Twas The Fight that goal was thrust out of my reach. Tom Flesher!" Tom, in Raynor Station, suddenly snaps to attention, and glares down at Van Siclen. "Two years ago, you stopped my rise, you broke my leg... in fact, the injury you inflicted upon me is directly related to the extra year I spent in the godforsaken preparatory leagues. And I had intended, upon my return, to make you pay on March 7th, and in the process take the SWF Championship from you... but then, Ejiro Fasaki did that a week and a half ago." Van Siclen grins. "Tom, you know I respect you. You're a two-time champion, you've done things in this fed that other people can only dream of." Flesher nods, and the crowd begins to cheer, but Van Siclen hushes them, continuing on. "And that is why, when I pin you in the middle of an SWF ring, 1-2-3, clear as day... well, Tom Flesher, getting vengeance on you will make it sweet. And your status in this federation will make my victory all the sweeter." Van Siclen grins, pausing the video. "Well, that one came true just last week. How you doin', Tom? Bet you didn't expect that one, but it happened, and let me tell you... it felt really, really good. I'm hoping to get the chance to do it again. That said... let's keep rolling." "Thugg, I challenge you, one-on-one, for SWF Lockdown... and knowing that your pride will force you to accept, I look forward to beating the piss out of you... for Mak Francis, for everyone you've ever beaten down, I fully intend to do the same to you." "Hey, that one came true too, less than a week after I made that promise. I'm two-for-two, man... let's go back, however, to the first promise that I made." Rewind, and then... "More importantly, it's time for the very first SWF New Year's Resolution, and that is this... February 1st, 2004, you will see the winner of the fourth Clusterfuck... and that will be me, Mike Van Siclen. Be warned, my SWF compatriots, one-on-one, you may stop me... but come Clusterfuck, there will be nothing that stops me from becoming #1 contender to the SWF Championship!" Stop. "Look at that... well, thus far I'm two-for-two on promises, and at Clusterfuck, I fully intend to continue my perfect prediction record. You may think, but Mike, Stryke's career is on the line... but Mike, Grappler drew #20, didn't he beat you a couple of weeks back? But nothing, kids... this match is mine for the taking, and it'll take twenty guys to stop me..." Van Siclen cracks a smile. "Conveniently enough, there's only nineteen other guys in the Clusterfuck. I may be entering early, I may be light, I could be #2 and I could be #12, but I promise every last one of you... at the end of the night, I will be #1." Fade out... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 You're dead for even mentioning me... Da "what?" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted January 28, 2004 I have wonderful visions of eight people trying to lift HVT ala Big Show. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 or Landon Maddix appearing in the ring and dropkicking him out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HollywoodSpikeJenkins 0 Report post Posted January 28, 2004 Very nice promo, Mike. Can Mike win the 'Fuck, then win the WF Title? OHMYGOD, MIKE IS GOING TO COMBINE THE SWF AND OAOAST INTO ONE PROMOTION! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Crippler Crossface 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 I have wonderful visions of eight people trying to lift HVT ala Big Show. Hey... don't give out my ideas... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
janusd 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 I have wonderful visions of eight people trying to lift HVT ala Big Show. Random note: Thugg is the only person heavier than Terrence. By about 20 to 30 pounds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted January 29, 2004 Random note: Clotheslining Janus or HVT out of the ring would save trying to lift their fat asses. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
