kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 *being edited* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 *being edited* Oh, the ANTICIPATION~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Great. Now this will be a letdown for sure (unlike the other 99% of my posts here)... ******************** ORIGINAL POST: That's funny. Sad thing is I don't need to remind Kerry to talk about his Vietnam days -- he does it enough. And what's equally sad is that Howie probably has better tact/people skills than I do. ********************* (What caused the above post to be edited -- I got this idea right when I hit the "submit" button. I would have come up with more but Rant kept bitching at me via AOL IM.) ********************* Although I’d make sure he gives some TSM shout-outs on the campaign trail. “Good people of South Carolina, I don’t want to sound like MR. RANT, but there are a few things I need to get off my chest about the Bush economy.” “We will win Super Tuesday – I’m not going to be a JOBBER OF THE WEEK.” “If president I will put a VYCE grip on runaway spending.” “When I’m DOWNHOME back in Vermont, I see how the sorry state of health care affects our country’s children.” “We will continue on fighting; we will not FAZZLE out.” “I will make prescription drugs affordable so our seniors won’t have to drive up north of the border to get cheaper medicine from CANADIANs named CHRIS.” “You might think I’m CYNICAL when I say there can be a PROFIT made by fixing price controls on medicine, but it can be done.” “I think if a terminally ill person wants to peacefully die then they should be allowed YOUTH N ASIA.” “Good people of Michigan. I am the light. I am the way. I am YOUR PARAGON OF VIRTUE.” “Contrary to how the media portrays me, I am not ALWAYS PISSED OFF or a MURMURING BEAST.” “I’m going to win Arizona, Kerry – now choke on that SLAPNUTS.” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Weak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 There is a job for you in the Dean administration. And Marney. Governor, granted that we could probably find a common foe in Terry McAuliffe, do you really want a subordinate whose name, when mentioned, makes at least 80% of all Democrats in Congress break out in a nasty rash? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Now, I'm not the Guvnah or anything, but if you follow his campaign in the LEAST bit... is that even a question? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Firestarter 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 At some point, he'll probably want some party's support, grudging or no. And it sure as hell won't come from the GOP. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tyler; Captain America 0 Report post Posted January 30, 2004 Perhaps, but he'd probably just use you as a hitman (woman! sorry.) anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Styles 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 “I’m going to win Arizona, Kerry – now choke on that SLAPNUTS.” Oh my god! I can totally see Dean smashing a guitar over his head too... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Conan totally riffed off kkk tonight. "Howard Dean opened the debate by apologizing for having a cold. John Kerry apologized for having a cold while serving his country in Vietnam." It had that same dripping with sarcasm tone that the KERRY LOL joke does. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Too bad I'm sure in real life Conan would want Kerry to have his second baby. I'm impressed -- Conan's opening monologue is usually he weak point... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jobber of the Week 0 Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Too bad I'm sure in real life Conan would want Kerry to have his second baby. He made fun of almost everyone tonight. Appearantly, Dennis Kucinich sounds like an ewok... Or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Cerebus Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Too bad I'm sure in real life Conan would want Kerry to have his second baby. He made fun of almost everyone tonight. Appearantly, Dennis Kucinich sounds like an ewok... Or something. A little more fur he could LOOK like one... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
