Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted January 31, 2004 okay all storylines and matches will be written by me. No EWR or anything, just my own ideas. Basically Vince McMahon has pulled out of the wrestling business because of losing money, and Eric Bischoff has purchased the WWE. Many superstars have been released and are now without jobs, including: A-Train Big Show Bill Demott Billy Gunn Bradshaw Danny Basham Dawn Marie Doug Basham Ernest "The Cat" Miller Hardcore Holly Johnny Stamboli Matt Morgan Michael Cole Nidia Orlando Jordan Rikishi Sable Sean O'Haire Shaniqua Torrie Wilson The Undertaker Zach Gowen Al Snow Batista Gail Kim Garrison Cade Ivory Jacqueline Jerry "The King" Lawler Jon Heidenrich Lita Mark Henry Mark Jindrak Maven Miss Jackie Randy Orton Rico Rodney Mack Rosey Scott Steiner Sylvan Grenier Terri Test Tommy Dreamer Triple H And others have left for various other reasons out of his control: Akio- returned to All Japan Pro Wrestling as Jimmy Yang Billy Kidman- signed with NWA:TNA Brock Lesnar: didn't like new owner, signed with NWA:TNA Chuck Palumbo and Nunzio- signed with NWA:TNA Funaki- semi-retired Jamie Noble- signed with NWA:TNA Rey Mysterio- signed with NWA:TNA Rhyno- didn't like new owner, working various indies Sakoda- signed with AJPW to team with Jimmy Yang Shannon Moore- signed with NWA:TNA Tajiri- signed with NWA:TNA Ultimo Dragon- returned to Japan and Toryumon All three Dudleyz- signed with NWA:TNA Goldberg- returned to Japan Kane- signed with NWA:TNA Lilian Garcia- now pursuing music career La Resistance- signed with NWA:TNA Matt Hardy- signed with NWA:TNA Rob Van Dam- signed with NWA:TNA Shawn Michaels- semi-retired Stacy Keibler- signed with NWA: TNA Steve Austin- walked out on company once again Val Venis- working various indies in Canada All other superstars were kept, plus some new ones that Bischoff signed, including: Low Ki AJ Styles Jerry Lynn Christopher Daniels Chris Sabin The new WWE roster now looked like this: Faces: Main Eventers/upper card: Kurt Angle John Cena The Rock Eddie Guerrero Booker T Mid-card/lower card: Chavo Guerrero The Hurricane Goldust Low Ki AJ Styles Jerry Lynn Paul London Stevie Richards Women/managers: Victoria Trish Stratus Tag Teams: Los Guerreros (Eddie and Chavo Guerrero) Booker T and Goldust Heels: Main Eventers/upper card: Chris Benoit Chris Jericho Edge Christian Lance Storm Ric Flair (mainly manages Benoit) Mid-card/lower card: Charlie Haas Shelton Benjamin Kanyon Christopher Daniels Chris Sabin Women/managers: Jazz Molly Holly Theodore Long Tag Teams: The World's Greatest Tag Team (Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas) Edge and Christian Other: Announcers: Jim Ross and Tazz Backstage: Jonathan Coachman Bischoff is also currently in talks with signing: Spanky (in Zero-One right now) Chris Nowinski (injured) William Regal (injured) Bischoff now had Raw under his belt and cancelled Smackdown. The titles are now: WWE Title U.S. Title T.V. Title Cruiserweight Title Women's Title Tag Team Titles First show will be up later today, feedback appreciated Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted January 31, 2004 Oh yeah, forgot to mention this is taking place in June of 2004. Here is the official Raw preview from wwe.com: A New Era in World Wrestling Entertainment June 28, 2004 A shocking announcement was made last week on WWE.com. In a move that no one saw coming, Eric Bischoff purchased the WWE from Vince McMahon. Now it's Bischoff's turn to run the show himself, and it all starts tonight on Raw! In the ring, a tournament will begin tonight to crown a brand new WWE Champion at Fully Loaded. All four first round matches are scheduled for tonight, with such stars as John Cena, Chris Benoit, Kurt Angle, and The Rock all competing! Plus tonight, many of the new Raw stars will be in action as a 10 man battle royal will be held to determine a new United States Champion. All this and more tonight as Bischoff's era of ownership begins. Watch RAW to find out what will happen at 9/8 CT on Spike TV! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Sounds like a good idea, but Sean O'Haire was going to be the center of Bischoff's WCW if he bought it, so I don't know if he would release him... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 1, 2004 Sounds like a good idea, but Sean O'Haire was going to be the center of Bischoff's WCW if he bought it, so I don't know if he would release him... eh, maybe not, but I've never been too impressed with the guy. Thanks for the reply. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 1, 2004 WWE Raw June 28, 2004 We open the show with Eric Bischoff sitting in his office. He is grinning and staring into the camera. Eric: Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, marks a new beginning in the history of World Wrestling Entertainment. I, Eric Bischoff, have acquired the ownership of the WWE! Yes that’s right, no more Vinnie Mac, no more Shane, Stephanie, Linda, and thankfully no more Triple H. You see, I know what you fans really want. So just like the WWF getting the F out, I’ve taken WWE, and gotten the crap out. I have chosen an elite group of superstars to be on MY show. That’s right, on Raw. Say goodbye to Smackdown, and say hello to Eric Bischoff’s brand new Raw! And since our “champion” Triple H doesn’t have a job anymore, I have vacated his title. Which means tonight, you will see the first round of a tournament to crown a new WWE champion at Fully Loaded. So sit back and enjoy the new WWE! A brand new Raw video package plays, showing various superstars in action set to Ill Nino’s “How Can I Live.” We then cut to the arena as the familiar voice of good ol’ JR can still be heard, along with new color commentator, Tazz! JR: Welcome everyone, to a new era of wrestling! Welcome to Eric Bischoff’s brand new Raw! We are live here tonight as Eric Bischoff’s Raw kicks off with a bang as we start a WWE title tournament tonight! Tazz: That’s right Jim. But I thought Eric said he got the crap out. Why are you still here? JR: That’s uncalled for Tazz. Tazz: Speaking of uncalled, what matches will you not be calling very well tonight? JR: ... The Y2J countdown plays, followed by Jericho’s music, as the self proclaimed King of the World makes his way out for a first round tournament match to crown a new WWE champion begins. He jaws with some fans before stepping into the ring. Then we hear “Latino Heat” as Eddie Guerrero makes his way to the ring in a lowrider! The fans start an “Eddie!” chant as he slowly drives down the ramp and parks it at the bottom. He gets out of the car and jumps onto the apron, stopping to absorb some cheers, before climbing into the ring. JR: Jericho and Guerrero will be facing off to try and move on in this tournament. If I were Bischoff I would have put Big Show and Mark Henry in there for this match, but apparently I’m not him. Tazz: Good observation Jim. No one wants to see Big Show or Mark Henry, they want to see wrestling. Just stop fantasizing about hosses and let me carry you through calling this match. Chris Jericho vs. Eddie Guerrero We get a nice reversal sequence to start off which the crowd seems to appreciate by applauding. They then break out in another “Eddie!” chant as Jericho tells them to shut up. Lock up again, and Jericho this time gets the advantage, before whipping Eddie off the ropes and hitting a vicious back elbow. Jericho then bounces off the ropes and hits an elbow, before jawing with the fans some more. He waits for Eddie to get up before delivering a beautiful dropkick. Jericho pulls Eddie back up and hits a back suplex, before putting his foot on Eddie’s chest for the cover. Cocky pin~! 1...2...kick out! Jericho goes for a powerbomb, but Eddie reverses to a hurricanrana! Eddie then runs off the ropes and takes Jericho down with a leg lariat, before nailing Jericho with the rolling vertical suplexes to a big pop! 1...2...kick out! Jericho rolls out of the ring and pounds the mat in frustration. He turns to taunt the fans once again, but when he turns back, he is met with a top rope plancha from Eddie! Both men slowly get to their feet, and Jericho hits a low blow out of the ref’s view. He then whips Eddie hard into the steel steps. Y2J then rolls Guerrero back into the ring and hits a bulldog! He tries the lionsault, but Eddie moves. Jericho lands on his feet however and hits a nice jumping enzuiguri! 1...2...kick out! Jericho whips Latino Heat into the ropes, but is met with a flying headscissors! Eddie then tries a rana, but Jericho turns it into the Walls of Jericho! Eddie desperately struggles in the move. He tries crawling to the ropes, and almost gets there, but Jericho drags him right back to the middle of the ring. Just as it looks like Eddie will tap out, he somehow uses his last bit of strength to kick Y2J off! Jericho gets pissed at Eddie and heads to the top rope. He tries to fly off with a double axe handle, but Eddie punches him in the gut and hits a brainbuster! He then climbs to the top himself as the crowd pops big time. Guerrero leaps off with the frogsplash, but Jericho gets his knees up! Eddie rolls over on the mat in pain, and Jericho quickly hits the lionsault! 1...2...3! Y2J advances. winner: Chris Jericho via pinfall in 14:02 Jericho heads to the back as the crowd boos. JR: Quite the match right there, although I’m sure Big Show vs. Mark Henry would have been just a little bit better. Tazz: You mean a lot more suck. JR: Will you stop arguing with me, I’m just stating my opinion. Tazz: Well my opinion is that your opinion sucks. JR: ... We cut to the back, Chris Benoit’s locker room to be more specific. Benoit is putting wrist tape on, and none other than Ric Flair is with him! Flair: Whoooo! Tonight’s the night Chris. Tonight’s the night! Whooo! I can feel it, tonight your gonna advance or I’m not the Nature Boy Ric Flair! Whoooo! Benoit: Your damn right I’m gonna advance tonight. And you know why Ric? It’s because I finally realized why I haven’t had any success in the past. It’s because I was out to please the fans. And now I realize that the fans don’t matter. And with you in my corner tonight, there’s no way that Booker T can beat me. Flair: Whooooooo! We then cut to the Coach, as he is knocking on The Rock’s locker room door! He gets no reply and is about to knock again when WHOOOOSH! It’s the Hurricane! Hurricane: Greetings, Citizen Coach! Coach: (hesitantly) Hi Hurricane... Hurricane: Well it seems that The Hurricane has just found out he will be able to put his hurri-powers to use tonight as he takes on a number of villains in a battle royal for the U.S. Title. And according to General Manager Bischoff, I have no chance in hell of winning...And I ask you Coach.......WASUPWITDAT? crowd pops Hurricane: Tonight I’m gonna show everyone why I will prove that evil doer wrong, and become the new U.S. champion. BEOTCH! The Hurricane then flies off as Coach shrugs his shoulders and walks away. We then cut to Edge and Christian! E and C are back together! Christian: It sure is good to be back with you bro. We totally reeked of awesomeness in our heyday. And now that we are back, not only are we gonna become the new WWE Tag Team Champions, we are gonna be the coolest tag team around. Edge: Totally man. Those tag team titles are ours to win. But first, I’m gonna win that WWE title. Christian: Yeah, and tonight I’m gonna be out there with you as you beat that punk John Cena. Who does he think he is anyway, some Eminem wannabe? Edge: I think that's what he’s going for. Tonight I will totally kick his ass, because E and C are back together bay-be! The two high five before walking off. Edge and Christian’s music hits as they come out to some boos from the crowd. Edge gets on the mic and tries to give the “for the benefit of those with flash photography” spiel, but is interrupted by Cena. Cena: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa whoa, whoa, whoa. Word. These people don’t want your pictures or photos Why would they want a couple of homos? You don’t have to hide it I know your little secret It’s so nasty it would make even me sick Yeah you heard me right you guys are more than brothers I heard in the back that you guys was lovers I heard you guys locker room and I’m glad I ain't seen He had you Yee-hawin’ like you Howard Dean Tonight, Edge I’ll pound your ass more than what he did nah not like that you sick freak I’ll kick your ass so hard you won’t be able to sit Just lay down and cry like a piece of... Cena holds up the mic as the crowd yells “Shit!” Cena: Word life. Edge w/ Christian vs. John Cena The two square off in a back and forth match with no one having a clear advantage. Edge hits a clothesline and follows with a double arm facebuster type maneuver. He covers, 1...2...kick out! Edge goes to pick Cena up but is met with a DDT! Cena backs Edge into the corner and gives him the 10 punches, before doing his facewash and jumping down. Cena taunts Christian on the outside, and turns around right into a missile dropkick from Edge! 1...2...kick out! Edge bounces off the ropes and hits a spinning heel kick! He then backs Cena into the corner, climbs to the second rope, and spikes The Dr. of Thuganomics with a DDT! 1...2...Cena gets his shoulder up, just barely! Edge pulls Cena to his feet, but Cena hits a knee to the gut, before running off the ropes and hitting the throwback! 1....2...kick out! He tries the FU, but Edge slips out the back and pushes Cena into the ropes, before hitting the Edge-O-Matic! 1...2...but Cena kicks out! Edge tries the Edgecution, but Cena fights out and hits a hard clothesline! He then drops the Five Knuckle Shuffle on Edge! Cena picks up Edge and hits the FU, but Christian is distracting the ref! Edge tries the spear, but Cena hits him with the chain out of nowhere!. He throws the chain out of the ring and knocks Christian off the apron before covering Edge! 1...2...3! Cena advances to the delight of the crowd. winner: John Cena via pinfall in 11:48 Tazz: Cena picks up the big win over Edge. JR: Bah GAWD! Cena advances! Tazz: Will you shut up already old man. Backstage... Booker T is preparing for his match when in walks Goldust! Booker and Goldy are reunited on Bischoff’s new Raw! Goldust: (rubbing his own chest) I can feel it, tonight is the night Booker. Tonight is the (he stops to to his trademark rub and hiss) night! Booker T: What's wrong wit you Goldy? I’m your friend and everything, but why you gotta be like dat? Goldust: Like what Book? Booker T: You know, so weird and stuff. Goldust: You think I’M weird? I think your'e the one who should just be happy that I’m your friend. Booker T: Nevermind. Tonight I got more important things to do. That bein’ me winning my match on the road to becoming a 6 time....6 time..... Goldust: Uh, Book, it just doesn’t sound right. Booker T: You sure man? Goldust: Yeah... Booker T: Fine. Chris Benoit, tonight you up against a five time....five time....five time...five time....five time....Champion! Now can you dig that? Booker T and Goldust leave the room. About 30 seconds later Booker T reappears. Booker T: SUCKAAAAAAAAAA! We then cut to Bischoff’s office once again as he says that a 10 man battle royal to crown a new U.S. Champion is up next! We return from a quick commercial to see that 10 wrestlers are already in the ring for the battle royal. Battle Royal for U.S. Title Shelton Benjamin and Charlie Haas quickly team up, trying to eliminate the other guys. They try getting Hurricane out, but he won’t go over the top. Meanwhile, Jerry Lynn has paired off against Low Ki, but Ki has the advantage as he is kicking the hell out of Lynn, literally. Chris Sabin and Paul London are also going at it, along with Stevie Richards and Kanyon. Lance Storm has now come up from behind and thrown Paul London out! Chris Sabin tries to throw Storm out, but he hangs on and hiptosses Sabin over the top and to the floor, eliminating him! The World’s Greatest Tag Team try there “Broken Arrow” leap frog guillotine on Hurricane, but Hurricane headscissors Haas to the floor, eliminating him! Hurricane then uses Benjamin’s momentum to throw him over as well! Down to 6 men. Make that 4 as Lance Storm sneaks up behind Kanyon and Richards, throwing them both out! Low Ki goes for his Tidal Wave handspring kick on Jerry Lynn, but Lynn ducks and Ki gets caught up in the ropes. Lynn then pushes Ki out! He turns around only to be thrown out by Storm! We’re down to Lance Storm and the Hurricane! Storm goes for a superkick, but Hurricane ducks, and Lance crotches himself on the top rope! Hurricane then knocks him out to win the U.S. Title! winner and NEW U.S. Champion: The Hurricane via top rope elimination in 5:32 JR: I can’t believe it! The Hurricane wins the US Title! Tazz: And Lance Storm looks pissed. Backstage: Bischoff is in his office along with Trish Stratus, Victoria, Molly Holly, Jazz, and Theodore Long. Bischoff: Look, you can all calm down. Next week you will all compete in a four-way match for the Women’s title. Now get out of my office. Long: Believe dat playa. Meanwhile... Coach catches up with the Rock! Coach: Hey Rock, tonight is a big night for you. You go one on one with Kurt Angle in the first round of the tournament. This is a very highly anticipated match as two fan favorites go at. Now I... Rock: Let me ask you something Coach. Exactly how much have you “anticipated” this match? Have you had dreams about it? Coach: Well actually... Rock: You sick FREAK! You have been having dreams about the Rock? Coach: No Rock, I didn’t mean it THAT way... Rock: Why don’t you shut your trap and get out of the Rock’s sight? Go listen to some Copa-cabana jabroni and stop dreaming about The Rock. Coach leaves. Rock: The fact of the matter is this. Finally....the Rock.....has come back.....to the WWE! crowd pops Rock: And not only is it the WWE, it’s the new WWE. Now Kurt Angle, is one hell of an athlete. Your almost on the Rock’s level. But not quite. You see, when it’s all said and done and the dust has cleared, The Rock’s hand will be raised, not yours Kurt Angle. The trail blazin’, eyebrow raisin’, pie-eatin’, jabroni beatin’ son of a gun, The Rock’s hand will be raised, IF YA SMEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA-LA.....WHAT THE ROCK.....IS COOKIN’! Tazz: Up next Benoit goes one on one with Booker T in the third quarter final of the night! Chris Benoit’s music hits as he makes his way down to the ring with Ric Flair, to some boos from the sold out crowd. “Can you dig it? SUCKAAAAAAA!” hits as The Book man makes his way to the ring to a big pop, minus Goldust. Tazz: Many fans will remember that these two had a best of 7 series in WCW that actually went 8 matches, and produced some classics. Chris Benoit vs. Booker T Nice wrestling sequence to start results in a stalemate. They go to lock up again but Benoit hits a kick to the gut and delivers some brutal knife edge chops! Booker responds with some of his own, and we have a chopfest! The fans, and even Ric Flair are screaming “Whooo!” after every stinging chop. Booker whips Benoit to the ropes and hits a jumping crescent kick! 1...2...kick out! Booker T goes up top to try a missile dropkick, but Benoit simply moves out of the way and Booker crashes to the mat! Benoit then hits a beautiful snap suplex! 1...2...kick out! Benoit off the ropes right into a spinebuster from Booker T! 1....2...but Flair puts Benoit's foot on the ropes to boos from the crowd. Booker goes for a clothesline, but Benoit ducks and fires off the rolling germans, 5 of them! JR: Five consecutive belly to back suplexes from Chris Benoit! Tazz: They’re german suplexes dammit, learn your damn moves, your a WRESTLING ANNOUNCER! JR: I don’t think you should be talkin’ to an established Oklahoma veteran like that Tazz. I’ve been around this company many more years than you have. Tazz: Well I think it’s time to call it a career and retire you senile old bastard. JR: I don’t have to take that. I’ll call the moves the way I want, and that is correctly. Beautiful neckbreaker from Booker T! Tazz: It was a body slam! I’ll give you a move to call.... Tazz then locks JR in the Tazzmission as the crowd pops huge! Tazz has successfully choked good ol’ JR out, as he now lies unconscious, slumped over the announce table. Tazz: Yeah, uh, can we get someone out here, I think I killed Ross. Back to the match... Benoit has hit a beautiful Dragon suplex! 1....2....kick out! Benoit goes up top and tries the diving headbutt, but Booker moves! Scissors kick! Booker T has the match won, but instead of covering, he does his patented Spinarooni! Booker then goes for the Book End, but Benoit turns it into the crossface! Tap, tap, tap! winner: Chris Benoit via submission in 12:24 Tazz: Chris Benoit advances in the tournament with the crossface, called correctly by yours truly I might add. After a quick commercial, “I’m Back” hits as Eric Bischoff, sole WWE owner and GM, makes his way out! Eric: Well I hope you all are having a good time and are ready for the main event. But first let me say that next week, we have an even bigger show for you! The first semifinal match will take place next week in our main event as Chris Jericho takes on John Cena! Also we have a four-way match for the vacant WWE Women’s title, some of the best cruiserweight action around, and a whole lot more! Be sure to join us, same time, same channel! Now you can all sit back and enjoy a great main event! Bischoff’s music hits again as he heads to the back. Tazz: Tazz here, flying solo, as I think my partner is dead. Kurt Angle’s music hits to a big pop and the usual “You suck!” chants. He gets in the ring and awaits his opponent. “If ya smell.....what the Rock.....is cookin’ “ the Rock’s music blasts over the PA as he makes his way out to some huge pops. Or not. A minute goes by and Rock is nowhere to be seen. The crowd, and especially Kurt Angle looks confused. We suddenly cut backstage as Rock is laid out on the floor and bleeding heavily from the forehead and mouth! Paramedics are attending to Rock as Bischoff walks up and demands to know what the hell happened. None of the paramedics know. Eric: I can’t believe this. A brand new start and our main event is ruined. Kurt Angle wins the match, but dammit, I’m gonna find out who did this! Back in the arena... winner: Kurt Angle by opponent not being able to compete JR has suddenly awakened. JR: BAH GAWD someone laid out the Rock! I can’t believe this! Kurt Angle looks concerned and heads to the back as the crowd seems disappointed. We then fade to black... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 1, 2004 feedback on first show appreciated, next show will be up sometime next week for anyone interested... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
UseTheSledgehammerUh 0 Report post Posted February 1, 2004 See, Hurricane with the U.S. title = money. Good stuff, so far. I bet we could do a neat little "brand split" promotion with two different threads, given our fondness for doing these things. Nice work, so far. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 1, 2004 See, Hurricane with the U.S. title = money. Good stuff, so far. I bet we could do a neat little "brand split" promotion with two different threads, given our fondness for doing these things. Nice work, so far. yeah I stole the idea from you, lol, I won't turn him into heel Shane Helms though, so don't wory. Thanks for replying, I might have a preview or something up tonight after the Super Bowl for the next Raw, and I'll probably have the actual show up monday or tuesday. Anything your liking in particular or something I should improve? Once again thanks Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Official Preview for the July 5th WWE Raw from wwe.com: Who Attacked The Rock? July 5, 2004 Last week, as Kurt Angle was set to go one on one with The Rock, we cut backstage to see The Rock beaten and bloodied on the floor. WWE Owner Eric Bischoff promised to find out who did this, and we will see what he found this Monday on Raw! Also, last week Chris Jericho, John Cena, Chris Benoit, and Kurt Angle all advanced in the WWE Title Tournament. This week, Jericho and Cena go head to head in the main event to determine one of the men who will fight for the WWE Title at Fully Loaded! You don't wan't to miss this! In addition, Eric Bischoff announced last week that there will be a four-way match to determine a new WWE Women's Champion as Molly Holly, Trish Stratus, Victoria, and Jazz all go at it! Plus, the WWE's revamped Cruiserweight Division will be showcased! All this and more this Monday on Raw at 9/8 CT on Spike TV! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rendclaw 0 Report post Posted February 2, 2004 I'm liking this so far, keep it going! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Liking it so far except one thing: When Bischoff was in control of WCW, the Cruiserweights were around and he had plenty in supply. Seeing all the top CW's leave/fired is odd if Bischoff was really doing this. Unless Bischoff is McMahon in a mask. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 2, 2004 Liking it so far except one thing: When Bischoff was in control of WCW, the Cruiserweights were around and he had plenty in supply. Seeing all the top CW's leave/fired is odd if Bischoff was really doing this. Unless Bischoff is McMahon in a mask. lol, most of them signed with TNA's X-Division (i did this to mix things up a little) so in return, Bischoff signed most of TNA's X-Division talent. I know its not the most realistic thing, but I wanted to do something a little different. I might bring back Rey Mysterio or Ultimo Dragon eventually, but I'm gonna try using guys like Daniels, Low Ki, AJ Styles, and Chris Sabin as my cruisers for now. Thanks for replying though guys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 2, 2004 WWE Raw July 5, 2004 Highlights of last weeks events are shown, including Jericho, Cena, Benoit, and Angle all advancing in the tournament, and The Rock being laid out backstage. The Raw opening video plays, with Ill Nino’s “How Can I Live” blaring in the background. We then cut into the arena as thousands of screaming fans are on their feet. JR: Welcome everyone, to WWE Raw! We are live, and tonight, Chris Jericho meets John Cena in our big main event to determine one participant in the WWE Title match at Fully Loaded! And not only that, but after last week’s shocking events, Bischoff has stated that he will find out who attacked The Rock. Tazz: Well Jim, it’s good to see that your fine after that little incident last week, when I made you just another victim, hahaha. JR: I told you before we went on the air that I don’t wanna talk about it Tazz. Tazz: And I told you before we went on the air that you are my bitch Ross. “I’m Back” hits as WWE Owner and Raw GM Eric Bischoff makes his way out. Eric: Last week, the wrestling world was shocked, when you people saw that someone had attacked The Rock backstage. Now anyone with the nerve to attack The Rock will be punished. The only problem is, I was unable to find out who did it. Now, I questioned many superstars, and still, nobody stood out. That’s the bad news. The good news is, The Rock will be here tonight! crowd pops Eric: Yes that's right, The Rock checked out of the hospital last Monday night, and immediately called me and told me to make sure I told all you fans he would be here tonight. Because tonight, The Rock will reveal his attacker to you fans here at the arena, and to everyone watching at home! That’s all I’m out here to say, and now, all of you can enjoy, Eric Bischoff’s Raw! Bischoff heads to the back. JR: Can you believe it? The Rock, here tonight! Tazz: Bischoff has just made a hell of an announcement, Ross. But our first match tonight is AJ Styles vs. Low Ki, as two of the WWE’s new cruiserweights go toe to toe. JR: And it should be a slobberknocker! Tazz: I hope you mean rocketbuster Ross, you wouldn’t want me to choke you out again... JR: ... AJ Styles’ music hits as he comes out to a mixed reaction, making his WWE debut. Then Low Ki’s music hits as he comes out to a little bit bigger reaction. AJ Styles vs. Low Ki Reversal sequence to start off until Ki kills AJ dead with a kick to get out of a headlock. Three more kicks and AJ is out on the mat already. Low Ki goes for some sort of leg submission, but AJ kips up into a rana! AJ goes to pick Ki up, but Ki blasts him with another kick! AJ won’t go down however and retaliates with some stiff kicks of his own! Low Ki goes for the Triple Strike, but Styles counters with a legsweep, 1...2..kick out! AJ heads up top, but Ki follows him from behind locks on the hanging dragon! Both men fall off the ropes and Ki covers, 1...2...kick out! Low Ki whips AJ into the ropes but is met with the quebrada reverse DDT! 1...2...Low Ki kicks out as the WWE fans are seeing something new for a change and are beginning to really get into this match. AJ and Low Ki exchange kicks again, and AJ gets the advantage, then mocks Ki, only to be met with a stiff kick to the face! Low Ki lifts Styles for a suplex, but AJ rolls down the back into a sunset flip, 1...2...Ki kicks out, but Styles immediately stands up into the Styles Clas- no Ki reverses into a rana! Low Ki then nails Styles with the Tidal Wave! 1...2...but AJ kicks out! Ki goes for the Ki Krusher, but Styles counters with a DDT! 1...2...kick out! Low Ki fights back with the step kicks, but AJ reverses one into a german suplex, rolled through into a sit out face slam! Styles then heads up top, Spiral Tap, but Ki moves! Low Ki heads up top, Phoenix splash, but AJ turns it into the Styles Clash! 1...2...3! winner: AJ Styles via pinfall in 14:25 The fans give both men a standing ovation after the match as they head to the back together. Tazz: Hell of a match right there, and just a taste of things to come from Bischoff’s new cruiserweight division. JR: The fans are won over, and both of those young men have a good chance of becoming the WWE Cruiserweight champion sometime in the near future. Backstage... Charlie Haas is prepping Shelton Benjamin up for his match against Chavo Guerrero. We then cut to Bischoff’s office. Eric is sitting at his desk as there is a knock at the door. Eric: Come in. Lance Storm then enters the room. The two stare at each other awhile. Eric: Yes? Lance: Eric, last week when the Hurricane eliminated me from that Battle Royal, I was screwed! He must have cheated somehow, there’s no way I could have lost to the Hurricane! I deserve a rematch, tonight! Eric: You think you deserve a rematch, huh Lance? Well I’ll tell you what, tonight you are in luck, because you get the first shot at The Hurricane’s US Title. Storm smiles before leaving Eric’s office. We return from a commercial break as Molly Holly is coming to the ring. Victoria’s music then hits as she comes to the ring with Stevie Richards to a mixed reaction. Then Jazz’s music hits as she and Theodore Long both come to the ring. Finally Trish’s music hits as she comes out to a huge pop. Tazz: Well next is the four-way dance to determine a new Women’s champion. JR: And it should be a slobberknoc- I mean “rocketbuster...” Molly Holly vs. Victoria vs. Jazz vs. Trish Stratus Match starts out with Jazz and Victoria going at it, and Trish and Molly. Molly hits Trish with the Molly-Pop! 1...2...Jazz breaks the count! Jazz gives Molly a jumping piledriver! Victoria attempts the Spider Web on Trish, but Trish counters with a flying headscissors! She then gives Molly a Thesz Press! Jazz charges with a clothesline, but Trish ducks and nails the Chick Kick! 1...2...broken up by Molly. Molly gives Trish a snapmare and follows with a sleeper as Victoria re-enters the ring and fights with Jazz. Jazz gives Victoria a slam and follows with a jumping legdrop! Victoria fights back with a standing moonsault however. Victoria then gives Jazz the Widow’s Peak! 1...2...but Long puts Jazz’s foot on the ropes. Stevie comes over and starts arguing with Long as Jazz recovers and nails Victoria with the Jazz Stinger! 1...2...but this time Stevie pulls the ref out! Jazz gets out of the ring and gets into it with Stevie, but Victoria takes her out with a baseball slide, and a plancha! In the meantime, Trish goes for the Stratusphere on Molly, but Molly reverses into a second rope powerbomb! She puts her feet on the second rope for leverage, the ref doesn’t see it! 1...2...3! winner and NEW Women’s Champion: Molly Holly via pinfall in 8:54 JR: Molly cheated to win the Women’s Title! Tazz: It’s only cheating if you get caught. Trish tries to explain what happened to referee Charles Robinson, but he can’t overturn his decision as Molly has already left with the belt. Backstage, E and C are talking... Edge: I can’t believe that punk John Cena! He hit me with a chain, and the ref didn’t see it! Christian: I know man, luckily Bischoff gave us the night off so you can recover. But you know what great news I found out today? Edge: You mean I advance by default in the tournament? Christian: Uh, no, sorry bro, but we are entered in Tag Team Turmoil next week for the WWE Tag Team Titles! Edge: That’s totally awesome man, we so rule! Just then Goldust walks in... Goldust: (doing his trademark hiss) Right on brothers! Christian: What are you doing in here? Get out you freak! Goldust: I just dropped by to tell you that me and the Book man have been entered also. And next week, you two don’t stand a chance. Edge: That’s what you think. Goldust: Me and Booker reek with more than just awesomeness. Can you dig that? Goldust goes to leave, but turns around. Goldust: Suckaaaas (hiss)! Goldust leaves as Edge and Christian continue talking. We then cut to a dark room. Someone in a preacher’s robe and sunglasses is in the room as the lights come on. Christopher Daniels: Some of you will not know who I am. Well that is all about to change. You see, I am the Fallen Angel, Christopher Daniels. And next week, when I make my debut, you will all see that I am a force to be reckoned with. You see, I will defeat anyone who stands in my way, and go on to become the new WWE Cruiserweight Champion. Low Ki, AJ Styles, nobody will stand in my way. I’ve met the best competition there is before, and I’ve always come out on top. And next week will be no different. And that, my friends, is the gospel according to the Fallen Angel. We return from a quick break as The World’s Greatest Tag Team’s music hits and they come out to boos from the crowd. Then “Viva La Raza” hits as Los Guerreros come out to a huge pop, in a lowrider! Tazz: These teams have quite the history with one another, and tonight Shelton Benjamin goes up against Chavo Guerrero. Shelton Benjamin vs. Chavo Guerrero Feeling out process to start before Shelton takes over, working on Chavo’s arm. He gets a nice armwringer, into a judo throw. He tries an armbar, but Chavo rolls out and nails Shelton with a dropkick! He then follows with a flying headscissors that sends Benjamin out of the ring. Charlie Haas counsels Shelton on the outside, as Chavo soaks up some cheers. Benjamin gets back into the ring and calls for a test of strength, but kicks Chavo in the gut instead and goes back to work on his arm. Shelton wraps Chavo’s arm behind his own back and nails him with a back suplex! 1...2..kick out! Shelton slows the match down with an arm submission as Eddie gets the crowd behind Chavo. Chavo eventually powers out and hits a big back body drop on Shelton! He follows with an armdrag and another dropkick! 1...2...kick out! Chavo goes for a tornado DDT, and hits it! 1...2...but Shelton gets his foot on the rope. Chavo tries to give Benjamin the brainbuster, but his arm is too hurt. Shelton fires off an exploder suplex on Chavo! 1...2...kick out! Shelton goes for the superkick, but Chavo dropkicks his knee out! Chavo tries to set Shelton up for the Gory Bomb, but Shelton hits a low blow out of the ref’s view! Eddie gets up on the apron to argue with the ref, as Haas rolls Shelton out of the ring and climbs in himself! The ref turns around, and somehow notices the illegal switch, before sending Haas out of the ring and starting to count Benjamin out. Charlie rolls Shelton back into the ring, as he takes over on Chavo with a cross armbreaker. Chavo fights out, but gets floored with a superkick! 1...2...but Eddie throws a chair into the ring as the ref stops the count and goes over to dispatch of the chair. Meanwhile, Chavo has hit a low-blow of his own! He then rolls up Shelton with the tights! 1...2...3! winner: Chavo Guerrero via pinfall in 13:22 Tazz: The Guerreros are always finding ways to cheat 2 win~! JR: Maybe so, but look what's going on in the ring now! Edge and Christian have run down to the ring and attacked the celebrating Guerreros from behind! The World’s Greatest Tag Team soon join in as it’s a four on two attack! E and C soon slide out of the ring and grab four chairs. Edge, Christian, and TWGTT all attempt to give Eddie and Chavo con-chair-tos, but Booker T and Goldust run out to make the save! JR: Booker T and Goldust saved the Guerreros from certain disaster! Tazz: All four of those teams will be competing in Tag Team Turmoil next week to crown new Tag Team Champions. Meanwhile, Kurt Angle bumps into Chris Benoit and Ric Flair... Kurt: Hi guys, how’s it going? Chris: Cut the crap Kurt. Next week we go at it once again. And next week your going to tap, tap, tap as I move on to fight for the WWE Title at Fully Loaded. Ric: Whooo! Kurt: Benoit, Benoit, Benoit. When will you learn that you can’t beat me? I mean, how many times have I beat you out in that ring, yet you just keep coming back for more. Hello? I’m Kurt Angle, olympic gold medalist, and American hero. And your Chris Benoit, you’ve sure done a lot with your career. Whoop dee freaking do, you’ve been in this business a lot longer than me, but look at your list of accomplishments. Ric: Whooo! You don’t know what your talking about Kurt, this is the NEW Benoit. And next week, with the Nature Boy Ric Flair in his corner, you’re gonna tap, whoooo! Benoit and Angle get in each others faces as we take a break. We return as The Rock’s music hits to a HUGE pop! He comes out, with bandages on his forehead and does his trademark pose as the crowd is going nuts. Rock: Last week, the Rock was attacked, plain and simple by some jabroni. Yes, The Rock knows who this jabroni is and later tonight The Rock promises, no, no, no, The Rock GUARAN DAMN TEES, that you people will know who it is. You see, The Rock could tell you who it was right now, but you will just have to find out yourself. Because tonight, the Rock is gonna attack the attacker and whip his roody poo candy ass all over this arena! crowd pops Rock: If ya SMEEELLLLLLLLL ...........WHAT THE ROCK........IS COOKIN’. The Rock heads to the back as the crowd is chanting “Rocky” over and over. JR: BAH GAWD, TONIGHT, TONIGHT WE FIND OUT WHO ATTACKED THE ROCK! Tazz: Don’t die on me Ross... Lance Storm’s music hits as he comes out to some boos from the crowd. He slides into the ring and takes the mic from Howard Finkel. Storm: If I could be serious for a minute.... crowd boos Storm: Last week, I was cheated out of the U.S. Title by that little twerp, The Hurricane. Tonight, General Manager Bischoff has granted me the rematch that I rightfully deserve. And tonight, after I win the title, I am officially renaming it the Canadian Title. Thank you, that is all. JR: The Canadian Title? What’s Lance Storm thinking? Tazz: Uh, he’s from Canada JR. But haven’t we seen this before? “Stand Back, there’s a Hurricane coming through” The crowd pops big as The Hurricane makes his way out. Lance Storm vs. The Hurricane Storm takes control quickly by stomping Hurricane. He then whips him to the ropes and nails him with a high leg lariat! However Hurricane soon fights back and nails an elbow smash, and a jumping clothesline! He then runs off the ropes and gives Lance a neckbreaker! 1...2..kick out. Hurricane climbs up top and quickly follows with a flying crossbody! But Storm somehow rolls through into a rib breaker! 1...2..kick out! Storm tries a cross corner whip, Hurricane reverses, but Storm leaps to the top and takes him out with a flying back elbow! 1...2...kick out! Lance sets Hurricane up top and tries a superplex, but Hurricane shoves him off and nails the overcast flipping neckbreaker! 1...2...kick out! Hurricane tries the Eye of the Hurricane, but Storm somehow reverses into a rolling fireman’s carry slam! Lance then heads out to the apron and hits a springboard clothesline! 1...2...kick out! Lance locks Hurricane in the Canadian Mapleleaf! Hurricane struggles in the move and is about to tap out, but decides not to and crawls towards the ropes. He eventually gets the ropes as the crowd cheers. Lance thinks he’s won the match, but turns around right into a shining wizard! Hurricane’s leg is too hurt to make the cover and Lance rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. However he is soon met with a somersault plancha from the Hurricane! Hurricane rolls Lance back in and tries the Vertebreaker, but Lance slips out and nails a superkick! He covers with his feet on the ropes! 1...2...but the ref notices his feet on the ropes! Lance and the ref argue, and Hurricane rolls Storm up from behind! 1...2...3! winner and STILL U.S. Champion: The Hurricane via pinfall in 7:06 JR: Can you believe it? The Hurricane picks up the win! Tazz: Another good match right there, in what seems to be the trend tonight. Next week could be even better as Angle meets Benoit in the main event. Plus Tag Team Turmoil for the belts, and Christopher Daniels debuts. All that and more, with me and my bitch calling the action again from ringside. JR: ... After a quick break we return as the Y2J countdown is playing and then Jericho’s music hits. He comes out to a mixed reaction as he jaws with the fans, before getting into the ring and awaiting his opponent. The John Cena’s music hits as he comes out to a big pop. Cena: Word. Chris Jericho, huh, the King of the World? Well I was in the back making love with your girl That’s right, Trish and me got it on like dogs And compared to yours mine is like 50 inches long That’s what she said, I aint makin this up man Although I aint quite sure cause she was too busy suckin’ I’ll go easy on ya Chris, today you’ll get lucky But after the match me and Trish will be The crowd chants “Fucking!” Cena: Word Life. Chris Jericho vs. John Cena Jericho immediately stomps Cena as he gets in the ring. Jericho then whips Cena to the ropes and nails a nice spinning heel kick. Jericho then picks Cena up and whips him into the ropes again before hitting a back body drop. Jericho stomps Cena some more while trash talking before dragging him to the corner and delivering some knife edge chops. Jericho turns around to taunt the crowd but is nailed with a throwback from Cena! 1...2...kick out! Cena then nails a suplex and a DDT! 1...2...kick out! Cena bounces off the ropes and tries a clothesline, but Jericho ducks and nails an enzuiguri! 1...2...kick out! Jericho goes for a back suplex, but Cena flips out the back and nails Jericho with a dropkick from behind. Cena taunts Jericho before whipping him to the ropes and getting Jericho up on his shoulders for the FU, but Jericho drops out the back and nails the Breakdown! 1...2...kick out! Y2J goes for the lionsault, but Cena gets the knees up! He then pulls Jericho up and hits a twisting fisherman suplex of sorts! 1...2...kick out! The Dr. of Thuganomics backs Jericho in the corner and tries the 10 punches, but Jericho turns it into the Walls of Jericho! Cena however has enough leg strength to kick Jericho off, sending him face first into the turnbuckle! Cena then grabs Jericho and hits him with a back suplex, swung into an inverted side slam! 1...2...but Jericho gets his foot on the ropes! Cena whips Jericho the ropes and ducks his head down for a back body drop, but Jericho simply kicks him in the face. He then bounces of the ropes and takes Cena down with a bulldog! Lionsault! 1...2...but Cena kicks out! Jericho can’t believe it as the crowd rallies behind Cena. Jericho heads up top and flies off with a missile dropkick, but Cena ducks and the ref gets nailed! Both men are down as The Rock’s music hits! Tazz: What the hell? The Rock comes running down to the ring, chair in hand. He slides into the ring and takes a swing at Jericho, but Jericho ducks and The Rock nails Cena! The Rock then tells Jericho to cover Cena as the referee recovers. 1....2...3! winner: Chris Jericho via pinfall in 16:49 The crowd is stunned and doesn’t know what to think. JR: MY GOD what's happened? I thought The Rock hit Cena by accident but then he told Jericho to cover Cena? Did Cena attack the Rock? And why did Rock swing at Jericho? Tazz: He was clearly aiming for Cena the whole time. JR: But why dammit, did Cena attack the Rock? The Rock heads up the ramp as Jericho slowly gets to his feet, confused. The crowd also doesn’t know what to think. Cena is out cold as we fade to black. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 3, 2004 feedback appreciated, next show up later this week Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 4, 2004 What do you guys think of this so far? Should I continue on? Anything you'd like to see? Any advice/suggestions? Anything you're particularly liking? Should I do a Sunday Night Heat? I should probably have the July 12 show up on Thursday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 5, 2004 no replies on the second show? Eh, I guess I'll continue on anyway since I have stroylines written until Summerslam Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 5, 2004 WWE's Poll of the Week was recently posted on there site: Who would you like to see signed to a WWE contract? Brian "Spanky" Kendrick TAKA Michinoku William Regal Christopher Nowinski Simon Diamond Other Just post who you want in this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest The Last Free Voice Report post Posted February 5, 2004 I think you are doing fine. Personally Spanky would fit in well, as he could use his heel RoH persona. "Hot Soup Comin Through!" Was great.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Chazz 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 Love It so far! Don't stop now!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Corino 1000 Report post Posted February 15, 2004 Your doing great. For your poll I would probally pick Simon Diamond. I just have a feeling about him in WWE. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 22, 2004 I'm gonna start working on another show soon, sorry for not being updated in forever. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
snuffbox 0 Report post Posted February 23, 2004 I vote for Taka. Good diary, keep it coming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Markingout Report post Posted February 26, 2004 Is it coming back or is it dead. Just read some of the first shows Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Real F'n Show Report post Posted February 27, 2004 I think it's dead, haven't had the time to type up shows lately, probably won't for a long time...Sorry guys Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
