Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Don't even ask about Rod, -------------------------. ---------------------- I ----------- get ----------------------- ------------------------ hard on -- for that. *runs away giggling like Homer Simpson after altering Malibu's words* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 uhhh who's Rod? and can I get a beer, Hoff? Caffrey's if you have it. He was my parole officer......however he realized that his life dream was to become an exotic male dancer so he quit being my parole officer but for some reason he still follows me around and thinks I'm his friend......I think he's gay....I'm not sure, some people tell me he's flaming. Oh and I think he looks like the gay cop off of Reno 911 only tall, buff, and with black hair and moustache. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Don't even ask about Rod, -------------------------. ---------------------- I ----------- get ----------------------- ------------------------ hard on -- for that. *runs away giggling like Homer Simpson after altering Malibu's words* ::chases FrigidSoul with broom in hand:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 4, 2004 :: Walks in sees Zach chasing Dama, trips Dama:: Sorry man, my bad. Hey Barkeep you got any Cubans in that Humidor? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Don't even ask about Rod, you don't wanna know. Hey Hoff, are WJM and I allowed to get flirty while on the job here? Chave kinda came down hard on us for that. You deserved it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 It is so hard to continue not to use any of the chave jokes I have developed. Damn Zack for winning that bet! I still can't believe he could fit all those billard balls in. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Tom 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 So no one's having a cigar? Philistines. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 4, 2004 So no one's having a cigar? Philistines. Hey I asked for a Cigar but I think the bartender is asleep. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 Kids, the bar is open and the liquor's free. As it happens, I tripped and fell on a pile of money. Feel free to get your own drinks. That being said, serving yourself is probably a good idea, since I'm pretty lazy. Think of this place as a giant clubhouse. Just run amok. *hands Tom and Munky fine Cuban cee-gars* Oh, and Zack, do whatever you want, but make sure you wear a rubber, man. You gotta wear the glove for love. Oh, and Jack-man. *slides Jack a Caffrey's* Drink up, buddy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 BY the way, if anyone WANTS to be a waiter/tender/bouncer here, lemme know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 4, 2004 ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest HungryJack Report post Posted February 4, 2004 *chugs* Another. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 5, 2004 ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me? Damn Dama, You gotta do something about Rod. Send him rawmvp's way Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 5, 2004 *Grabs a ciger* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 Um, Dude..., that's not a cigar... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 5, 2004 whatever. If Canadianchick can be considered mod worthy than I can smoke whatever the fuck I want Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 *smokes Cuban Linx* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 *smokes Cuban Wall* OMG CROSS-BRAND PROMOTION~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!~!~!1 *passes Jack un autre Caff's* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 It is so hard to continue not to use any of the chave jokes I have developed. Damn Zack for winning that bet! I still can't believe he could fit all those billard balls in. I am confused Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me? Damn Dama, You gotta do something about Rod. Send him rawmvp's way I'm trying! And if I sent him over rawmvp's way.....ugh I don't want to see a 30 page post filled with every word in a thesaurus describing how Rod gave him a rimjob. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted February 5, 2004 (voice in background yells "Who wants a bathtub mint julep?") *raises hand* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted February 6, 2004 I WIN I WIN **runs up to bar with Two hundred dollars worth of pennies** **Stares at top shelf............................ Stares at Ron........... Topshelf Ron Topshelf Ron Topshelf RON RON RON RON RON.......... Sneaks out into "the red room" with Ron and money.** Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Damaramu 0 Report post Posted February 6, 2004 Who's Ron? His name is Rod if that's what you're referring to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Whatever he wants to call him, it got rid of him for a while didn't it? ::Lights the fattest Cuban Ever!!!:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Whatever he wants to call him, it got rid of him for a while didn't it? ::Lights the fattest Cuban Ever!!!:: ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 18, 2004 Umm Where the hell is everyone? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
