Guest FrigidSoul Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Don't even ask about Rod, -------------------------. ---------------------- I ----------- get ----------------------- ------------------------ hard on -- for that. *runs away giggling like Homer Simpson after altering Malibu's words*
Damaramu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 uhhh who's Rod? and can I get a beer, Hoff? Caffrey's if you have it. He was my parole officer......however he realized that his life dream was to become an exotic male dancer so he quit being my parole officer but for some reason he still follows me around and thinks I'm his friend......I think he's gay....I'm not sure, some people tell me he's flaming. Oh and I think he looks like the gay cop off of Reno 911 only tall, buff, and with black hair and moustache.
Zack Malibu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Don't even ask about Rod, -------------------------. ---------------------- I ----------- get ----------------------- ------------------------ hard on -- for that. *runs away giggling like Homer Simpson after altering Malibu's words* ::chases FrigidSoul with broom in hand::
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 :: Walks in sees Zach chasing Dama, trips Dama:: Sorry man, my bad. Hey Barkeep you got any Cubans in that Humidor?
k thx Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 Don't even ask about Rod, you don't wanna know. Hey Hoff, are WJM and I allowed to get flirty while on the job here? Chave kinda came down hard on us for that. You deserved it
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 It is so hard to continue not to use any of the chave jokes I have developed. Damn Zack for winning that bet! I still can't believe he could fit all those billard balls in.
Dr. Tom Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 So no one's having a cigar? Philistines.
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 So no one's having a cigar? Philistines. Hey I asked for a Cigar but I think the bartender is asleep.
Hoff Posted February 4, 2004 Author Report Posted February 4, 2004 Kids, the bar is open and the liquor's free. As it happens, I tripped and fell on a pile of money. Feel free to get your own drinks. That being said, serving yourself is probably a good idea, since I'm pretty lazy. Think of this place as a giant clubhouse. Just run amok. *hands Tom and Munky fine Cuban cee-gars* Oh, and Zack, do whatever you want, but make sure you wear a rubber, man. You gotta wear the glove for love. Oh, and Jack-man. *slides Jack a Caffrey's* Drink up, buddy.
Hoff Posted February 4, 2004 Author Report Posted February 4, 2004 BY the way, if anyone WANTS to be a waiter/tender/bouncer here, lemme know.
Damaramu Posted February 4, 2004 Report Posted February 4, 2004 ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me?
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me? Damn Dama, You gotta do something about Rod. Send him rawmvp's way
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 Um, Dude..., that's not a cigar...
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 whatever. If Canadianchick can be considered mod worthy than I can smoke whatever the fuck I want
Hoff Posted February 5, 2004 Author Report Posted February 5, 2004 *smokes Cuban Wall* OMG CROSS-BRAND PROMOTION~!!!!!!!!!!!!~!~!~!1 *passes Jack un autre Caff's*
k thx Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 It is so hard to continue not to use any of the chave jokes I have developed. Damn Zack for winning that bet! I still can't believe he could fit all those billard balls in. I am confused
Damaramu Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 ROD! PUT THOSE CIGARS DOWN YOU PERVERT! AND GET THE HELL AWAY FROM ZACK WITH THEM! NO I DON'T CARE HOW GOOD THE LEATHER FEELS ON YOUR BARE ASS! Seriously....why is he following me? Damn Dama, You gotta do something about Rod. Send him rawmvp's way I'm trying! And if I sent him over rawmvp's way.....ugh I don't want to see a 30 page post filled with every word in a thesaurus describing how Rod gave him a rimjob.
DerangedHermit Posted February 5, 2004 Report Posted February 5, 2004 (voice in background yells "Who wants a bathtub mint julep?") *raises hand*
Guest croweater Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 I WIN I WIN **runs up to bar with Two hundred dollars worth of pennies** **Stares at top shelf............................ Stares at Ron........... Topshelf Ron Topshelf Ron Topshelf RON RON RON RON RON.......... Sneaks out into "the red room" with Ron and money.**
Damaramu Posted February 6, 2004 Report Posted February 6, 2004 Who's Ron? His name is Rod if that's what you're referring to!
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Whatever he wants to call him, it got rid of him for a while didn't it? ::Lights the fattest Cuban Ever!!!::
{''({o..o})''} Posted February 7, 2004 Report Posted February 7, 2004 Whatever he wants to call him, it got rid of him for a while didn't it? ::Lights the fattest Cuban Ever!!!:: ?
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 18, 2004 Report Posted February 18, 2004 Umm Where the hell is everyone?
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