Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I think you should perform the experiment on yourself and post your results here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I'll be the control group Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I think you should perform the experiment on yourself and post your results here. I can't reach. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
caboose 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I'm sure your friends will help... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I'm sure your friends will help... I have no friends. Only memories. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Im utterly board enough that I would try this, but I don't have an air horn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mole 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I would have to be bored enough, not board enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 razazteca Posted on Feb 6 2004, 07:34 PM What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch? You could suffer a pulmonary emballism. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 razazteca Posted on Feb 6 2004, 07:34 PM What if you took one of those cans of compressed air, which is used to clean computers, and tried to clean your ass with it? Or used it as a douch? You could suffer a pulmonary emballism. Somebody has been watching alot of CSI or Law & Order SCU. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl? Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl? Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl And I'd pay to see it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Czech Republic 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own. I want to know what would happen if a hockey team did a promotion called "Free Airhorn Night" and they got 18,000 people to simultaneously blast their airhorns. (Answer: it would be loud.) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
{''({o..o})''} 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if a Tanuki and the Cockstrider got into a no holds barred brawl? Something tells me they would instead join forces and have illegally weird sex with the little Asian girl And I'd pay to see it. Piss approves. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I've been wanting to stick a pile of powerful magnets and CDs in a microwave and see how powerful the explosion is. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if CWM makes a pst with proper grammar puntuation grammar, and spelling? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nevermortal 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 what would happen if CWM makes a pst with proper grammar puntuation grammar, and spelling? The Space-Time Continuum becomes torn. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest T®ITEC Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Such a thing would indeed warrant the return of Jesus Christ. Do it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 7, 2004 Such a thing would indeed warrant the return of Jesus Christ. Do it. *AHEM* *takes deep...beath?* It is very nice to see you here, TRITEC. You should post more often. *FAINTS* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 7, 2004 If that happened CWM, time would shift backwards and Courtney would be tried for murder and no one would have pushed El Duce in front of that train... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 7, 2004 If that happened CWM, time would shift backwards and Courtney would be tried for murder and no one would have pushed El Duce in front of that train... ... Sweet. EDIT: D'oh! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 7, 2004 I can tell you right now, the worst thing that would happen with the ass-horn would MAYBE be some tearing and bleeding from the horn insertion. The air blast itself isn't too strong, so it wouldn't be as messy as you think. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 The bigger question would be... would the air blast make you burp? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Agent of Oblivion Report post Posted February 9, 2004 unlikely. there's a lot of intestine for that air to go through. Chances are, it'd just stay in your colon, and rip out in one "Whoosh" as soon as the horn was removed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own. Maybe something like this would happen. (^maybe too gross and icky for some of you fags) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Brujo beat me to it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 That's cause you're not tr00 n3cr0 gr1m. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ted the Poster 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 ....you stuck an air horn inside someone's asshole and pressed the trigger? Would they shit their intestines? Feel free to add your own. Maybe something like this would happen. (^maybe too gross and icky for some of you fags) I too was going to post that. Hmmm... What if you were the guy's spotter when that happened? I'd probably say something on the way to the hospital like "Well, at least now if you ever go to jail nobody will want to rape you except for the occasional guy with a gigantic dick!" ...you know, to lift his spirits. I am SO going to hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites