Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 http://www.elon.edu/e-net/Note.aspx?id=7441 100% serious. I'm thinking about signing up and just going and acting like a jackass/asshole. Pros: Hey, kissing! w00t~! Cons: We'll be scraping the bottom of the barrel here. Pros: Hey, fat girls need love too! Cons: Not if they're bigger then you. Pros: They might be hot.... Cons: They might have herpes. Pros: The guys might be hot. Cons: Wait, what the fuck is that doing in pros? You get the drift. Well, should I sign up for this and risk herpes or being eaten? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Art Sandusky 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Why can't we have this at the College of Charleston? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Well if this is your only shot as kissing a girl without paying... then you should take it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
razazteca 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Don't forget to use your tongue. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kkktookmybabyaway 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 Good lord. Make sure you eat a few dozen onion/garlic bagels before showing up... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
1234-5678 0 Report post Posted February 8, 2004 You have to have something in your pocket to simulate a hard on with. Or else take viagra before you get on stage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted February 10, 2004 Meh, don't get excited. It's not like their practicing blow jobs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Well, I've signed up for it, under the idea that if I'm dumb enough to take lighttubes, I'm dumb enough to get myself into kissing strangers. And if they suck/are fugly, I'll smack them with a lighttube. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest BDC Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Well, I've signed up for it, under the idea that if I'm dumb enough to take lighttubes, I'm dumb enough to get myself into kissing strangers. And if they suck/are fugly, I'll smack them with a lighttube. I'm so glad Sandman's back Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 Pros: Hey, fat girls need love too! "But they gotta pay." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 11, 2004 I've got a couple plans in mind for this. A) My friend has an giant afro wig, so I'm considering borrowing that, getting a bucket of fried chicken from KFC, and making a sign that says "Kill Whitey" and coming out with all that. I'll get thrown out of school for general offensiveness, but it might be worth it. Odds are I won't do this. B) If the thing is going bad, I'll pull out this razor blade I'll have smuggled in and just gig my tongue. Odds are I'd probably do this if I got bored enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 hey.. they deleted it.. tough luck Sandman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 http://www.elon.edu/e-net/Note.aspx?id=7632 I've heard back nothing, so I'm gonna assume I've been rejected. w00t I should go with the afro wig and the "Kill Whitey" sign anyway. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 Insist that your kissing method involves nipple kissing. "You do not like it? Racists!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 It also involves a complete lack of pants. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 and masturbation Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 "Want to volunteer to show off your kissing skills? Think you and your significant other have what it takes? Then get on stage and show your stuff. " Goddammit, apparently they want people who have a clue and/or a significant other to show up and do their stuff, not random morons. Whitey will have to be killed another day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rob E Dangerously 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 get a prostitute and pay her to be your significant other Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sandman9000 0 Report post Posted February 12, 2004 You mean find a random sorority girl. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted February 12, 2004 sorority girls = prostitutes Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
