Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Okay, so I'm gonna run a contest. We all know how to express action over the internet -- by typing the words between a pair of asterisks, or possibly double colons. Well, in this thread, you are ONLY allowed to make that type of post. Now, for each such post, you earn 1 point. HOW-EV-AR, if you should type anything other than a verb phrase in between asterisks or double colons, you LOSE 1 point. The contest ends whenever I say, maybe in a week. First prize is $100 worth of money, and second prize is a cookie. Remember the goal is to POST WHORE~ so be as stupid as you like. READY GO~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *refuses to post in this thread* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slayer 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *defies the rules* Bitch Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Danny Dubya v 2.0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 :goes all O.O;;; , ?_? and >.< @ thread: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Slovakia 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *longs for old screen name* HHH: *poses, spits water* Is that rule still in effect, that when you write up a fake dialogue involving WWF employees, that it must end with the aforementioned line? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *fap fap fap* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *smacks Hoff* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest FrigidSoul Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *punches Jenny for posioning his hampster, gets sent to the principal's office* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MrRant 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *Curses InvisionBoard to hell and then Spinebusters Hoff* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 wrongzors EDIT: Ah, I see. *no-sells* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Amazing Rando 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *re-tires... ...his car* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *sells the spinebuster so hoff doesn't have to* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Bottled Black Report post Posted February 9, 2004 :: Wanders in looks around, leaves :: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Wow, +2 bonus points to Thumbtack. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest cobainwasmurdered Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *While Thumbtack sells the spinebuster, CWM sneaks up on his hated enemy Hoff and hits a Pollycutter* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 OMG so totally mixing elements of TSM~! *sells* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justsoyouknow 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 :::Kicks Hoff in the junk::: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *Finishes selling, cleans up, and gives CWM the Cockuza kick for attacking Hoff in such a heinous manner* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hoff 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Now you're point-grubbing. Brownie hound. *spinebusters Thumbtack* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *Sells like a motherfucker* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest croweater Report post Posted February 9, 2004 **Sells ... lemonade......... realise that the market for lemonade is an unstable one with no room for new competitors** :completely ruins thread and leaves: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarvinisaLunatic 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *manages to save thread and eat breakfast at the same time* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zack Malibu 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 ::laughs hysterically at "Cockuza Kick":: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *is still not posting in this thread* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DerangedHermit 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *is still not posting in this thread* *doesn't realize that he is posting in this thread* *Batista-bombs BRUJ0* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *runs in, trips, hits wall and bleeds while unconscious* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted February 9, 2004 Hello everybody I just wanted to say.... *Jumps off balcony through 4 stacked tables with light tubes, glass, and thumbtacks* ahhhhhh Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
k thx 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *wakes up* ::is happy:: Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EL BRUJ0 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *sells the Batista-bomb* *stops selling as soon as he realizes that Deranged Hermit injured his bicep, again* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cran Da Maniac 0 Report post Posted February 9, 2004 *Still Bleeds* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
