Guest Dynamite Kido Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *surprisingly not bleeding*
Zack Malibu Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *hands Cranda a box of tampons for his bleeding*
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *Cockuza kicks Dynamite 1980 for Zack's pleasure*
Cran Da Maniac Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *Hands back the box of tampons* Wouldn't want to waste your last one there Zack.
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *Thumbtack realizes I have solid walnut balls as I powerbomb him off the same balcony that I fell off earlier, through 12 tables on fire, while dogs that spit bees when they bark spit bees at him*
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *My mystery partner will now destroy you all* here he is EL COCKSTRIDER V2.0!!!!!!!!!!!
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *Cockstrider humps dynamites leg until it breaks off because he cannot control the awesome power of a 'Strider durin mating season*
Guest Dynamite Kido Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *Cockstrider humps dynamites leg until it breaks off because he cannot control the awesome power of a 'Strider durin mating season* Dude, really I am having fun with this thread. But don't try and turn the Strider against me!!!!!!!!!!!! Bring your own.....
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 9, 2004 Report Posted February 9, 2004 *once again Cockuza kicks Dynamite knowing that the move does not target walnut balls*
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 *Emerges from under ring, celebrating avoiding getting ass kicked*
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::destroys BBCW with a chainsaw and thusly hurts god::
Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::destroys BBCW with a chainsaw and thusly hurts god:: *Morphs back together and forces everyone to watch 24 hrs. of Randy Orton gay porn*
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::Stabs self in eyes with toothpicks to avoid seeing Randy Orton gay porn::
justsoyouknow Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::hears the faint sounds of someone masturbating:: ::follows sound:: ::finds Kotz whacking it harder than anyone has whacked it before::
Art Sandusky Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 (didn't want to be dragged into this crap thread)
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::Stumbles blindly into thrown chair, thereby accidentally saving Kotz::
justsoyouknow Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::Challenges Munky to a duel::
Art Sandusky Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 (leaves thread after Munky saves him) (leaves Munky a poundcake as a reward)
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 :: Takes off glove and slaps JSYK :: I accept.
justsoyouknow Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::Lays down the rules of the duel...pistols at ten paces:: ::walks two steps, turns and shoots Munky in the back:: Kotz never formally accepted my challenge to a duel. Spoon, I'm calling you out.
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 :: Sells shooting and waits for JSYK to turn his back then jumps up and rips off shirt to reveal Bulletproof vest :: ::Shoots JSYK in the back of the head:: ::Eats poundcake::
justsoyouknow Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::lays in pool of his own blood::
Guest Bottled Black Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::Stands over JSYK giving Wolfpack hand signal::
Guest T®ITEC Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::runs in, again, with chainsaw,... but slips in puddle of blood and pays a dear price::
Art Sandusky Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 (hits Jon with his Mustang) (duel ends) (NOW leaves the thread)
justsoyouknow Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::Isn't hurt by pussy American cars:: ::Revs engine on BMW:: Ah...German engineering at its finest.
Art Sandusky Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 ::Isn't hurt by pussy American cars:: OH YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
Lightning Flik Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 *Since Kotz is so busy getting all huffy at JSYK, Flik comes into hit the almighty "Thundahr Valley Driver" (Spinning DVD) on Kotz, which puts Kotz through a nearby table* Heheh... You bet it done fucked up now~!
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted February 10, 2004 Report Posted February 10, 2004 *shoots the purple headed cat thing.*
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