I'm sorry, but guys shouldn't wear makeup

[Guest Loss]

I used to wear base to hide pimples as a teenager, but that's the only time I've ever worn makeup outside of Halloween.

 

Loss4Words, who can't believe he just admitted that

[Nighthawk 0]

See, it's like this; a girl wears makeup for enhancement, if you're a guy you don't want to do that, you want to wear makeup theatrically, as demonstrated by these pictures:

 

 

Correct:

 

Incorrect:

[Nevermortal 0]

This also means that if you have long hair, get a goddamn haircut.

Never!

[spiny norman 0]

I'm just going to explain myself because of Marney and Spaceman Spiff's reactions to my cross dressing admission.

 

I don't do it all that often. About once or twice a week, no more than most people really. It's nothing to get strung up about.

[Your Paragon of Virtue 0]

I'm just going to explain myself because of Marney and Spaceman Spiff's reactions to my cross dressing admission.

 

I don't do it all that often. About once or twice a week, no more than most people really. It's nothing to get strung up about.

You dress like a chick once or twice a week, and you think that's "normal".

 

Eh, you gotta have balls for admitting that. If I were to look at you however....

[The Czech Republic 0]

Um...once or twice a week is NOT "not all that often." In non-double negative form, once or twice a week IS all that often.

 

Now I can imagine Spiny Norman in the mirror, like Stewie, going "you want it bad, and you don't care who you get it from, because you have no self-respect!"

[spiny norman 0]

Huh, most of my friends do it about that often, I always assumed that it was about average. How often is normal then?

 

And I have no idea what the hell The Czech Repubic is going on about.

[Nighthawk 0]

You guys are some suckas. I wear women's underwear all the time, but that's strictly a comfort thing.

[Guest Random Hero]

Well, I think nail polish, eyeliner stuff on guys looks pretty ugly . . . which is exactly why I want to wear it . . .

You WANT to look ugly?

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

If you're a man have the decency to look like a goddamn man. This also means that if you have long hair, get a goddamn haircut.

Nonsense. I've got manly Tarzan long hair. Only decidedly more viking, and less tropical jungle man. Both you and your wife and all women would kill for my glorious natural blond waviness.

[Nevermortal 0]

If you're a man have the decency to look like a goddamn man. This also means that if you have long hair, get a goddamn haircut.

Nonsense. I've got manly Tarzan long hair. Only decidedly more viking, and less tropical jungle man. Both you and your wife and all women would kill for my glorious natural blond waviness.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Thankfully, my hair is more manageable than Rake Yohn's, although we share a slight resemblance.

[Corey_Lazarus 0]

I can't be the only one that sees this picture and just goes "WANGO TANGO, BABY!"