JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 SmackDown from JHawk's Beak (2/12/2004) La la la la la. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 I see your plan. Hook Dames up with a job so he has to take some time away from the site; nudge your way into the RAW spot as well has keeping up the Smackdown report. Soon enough, you'll be doing shoot interviews, dvd releases, and *gasp* MMA stuff... I WON'T LET YOU! I -CAN'T- LET YOU! This will NOT be TheSmartHawks! NEVER!!! ... I can't really comment any more since they completely lost me after they had Brock go over what happened on RAW as if they just didn't show it... twice. Here's an idea, the next time a Smackdown guy goes over to RAW, BRING A SMACKDOWN CAMERA CREW! The thing with Eddie/Lesnar/Goldberg works if Goldberg interferes though. Eddie wins the title under suspect methods, but since he's all about Cheat 2 Win, he's happy as a pig in shit about it. This has Angle come out and spout off all this morality stuff and how he hopes his match at Mania w. Eddie can be clean. Usually, I am for clean wins but this suits Eddies character and builds to him vs. Angle at mania. she makes Gail Kim look like Lou Thesz ...Dead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 she makes Gail Kim look like Lou Thesz ...Dead? Um...I was trying to go by wrestling ability more than anything else. And here I used that reference because I thought if I said "she makes Gail Kim look like Ric Flair" people would think of current Ric Flair and think I was giving Jackie too much credit. *shrugs* And don't worry, RRR. I don't know enough about MMA to even consider covering it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 JHawk, silly, you can't wrestle when you're dead... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 JHawk, silly, you can't wrestle when you're dead... Then explain Terry Funk. Just kidding. Terry Funk rules. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Ok, I'm watching the repeat and Michael Cole has to have set the record for dumbest things said in under 30 seconds. From Holly's entrance to Rhyno's and he must have said like, a dozen things. Holly vs. Angle was EPIC?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Terry Funk will never die. ... RVD, on the other hand, died in 2001. True story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Ok, I'm watching the repeat and Michael Cole has to have set the record for dumbest things said in under 30 seconds. From Holly's entrance to Rhyno's and he must have said like, a dozen things. Holly vs. Angle was EPIC?! well, If I recall 8th grade Lit, Epics were long boring stories that took forever to reach a fucking point... Angle/Holly certaintly matched those sentiments. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Angle/Holly had a point? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted February 13, 2004 I don't know, Like "The Oddesey" I stopped paying attention mid-way. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Ah fuck it, let's make fun of Cole. "I love Bob Holly" I swear to god he said this on velocity and there was a long pause after he said it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted February 13, 2004 he looks like a little bitch with the little patch and the fluffy turtleneck deal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 It hit me like a brick watching Smackdown: Damn, regarding women, WWE is a one-step foward, two steps back kind of company. Focus on women's matches (except for the dimwit known as Jerry Lawler): Good! Women competing for the spot of Playboy: Bad! Women being insulted they weren't chosen for Playboy: Bad! Women acting like posing for Playboy is the best thing to ever happen to them, because really, it's the only thing they're useful for: Bad! Being chosen to be in Playboy because you are 'classy': VERY BAD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Yeah! They shouldn't be in Playboy, they should be in the kitchen! RRR: Does not like WWE's Womens Division. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CanadianChick 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Yeah! They shouldn't be in Playboy, they should be in the kitchen! RRR: Does not like WWE's Womens Division. So I've gathered. But really, they obviously want a female audience. That's the only reason they are doing the soap opera storyline with Jericho/Trish. So why piss that all away with such an insulting storyline to females? It's really, really stupid. I don't get it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted February 13, 2004 RRR: Does not like Anything. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 You don't get the WWE insulting its fans?? .... RRR: Likes not liking anything (Wrap your mind around THAT) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mecha Mummy 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Meanwhile, there's a mariachi band in the ring...and out comes Brock Lesnar (with a sombrero), as he's apparently the lead singer of the "El Cincos", which of course is Spanish for "The Fives". I actually think it was the "F-Cincos", AKA "F-5s" in Spanish. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Loss Report post Posted February 13, 2004 If Dames' RAW Diatribe can be pinned, so can your Smackdown report. No glass ceiling here, folks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Open the Muggy Gate 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 I actually thought that Rhyno/Hardcore Holly match was good. Give it a little more time and you get **1/2 out of them. If your really lucky, maybe even ***. They had that fire for a good match yesterday until that dumbass finish. And of course... DANCING BROCK~! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 It was a smashmouth, in-your-face, match-up... I hate Cole. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Goodear Report post Posted February 13, 2004 Maybe its me, but I don't think I can remember Cole sayign anything is his entire life that actually bothered me. Of course, he's about 100% easier to tune out than Junior and and The King so maybe thats why I look at Cole in a positive light. The dropkick counter to the gore was keen. The DQ finish should have involved some sort of weapoondry just to set up a hardcore match at the PPV... granted I want to make every Holly match a hardcore one now, but thats just because its the only way I like the guy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 How are wrestling holds smash mouth wrestling again? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted February 13, 2004 "The mouth smashing moves, they really smash your mouth up, this is smashmouth wrestling." - JR. Cole saying Angle/Holly was EPIC doesn't bother you? I was pro-Cole between mid-01ish till now because he improved, now he's getting progressively worse. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Mulatto Heat Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Cole has been bothering me for awhile now. I DLed the main event this afternoon and he annoyed me when he said that Brock "humiliated" Eddie in the mid-show promo. Huh??? He said Eddie was an addict, which Eddie CONFIRMED. He's also starting to do the JR "scream-shill" which is just embarassing to hear. His shilling of Holly and Rhyno was humorous though. Rhyno has not been on a roll in any shape or form. He may be on Smackdown more often but he still jobs a lot. Holly has fallen out of the main events - how is that being on a roll? Holly is actually decent and tolerable in the role of filler midcarder, jobber to the stars (unlike Bradshaw or Gunn whom I can't stand to see period). I only objected to his feud with Lesnar because it was clear he simply couldn't match up to Brock. Oh, and since I wasn't around at Rumble time, I gotta say this: A MONTH OF GREAT BOOKING THAT MADE HOLLY LOOK LIKE HOGAN, ALL FOR A SIX MINUTE SQUASH??? I don't know whether to laugh or sigh. Well, I laugh when thinking about the esteemed Dave O'Neill expecting a 20 minute 'smashmouth-style' match. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JHawk 0 Report post Posted February 14, 2004 Meanwhile, there's a mariachi band in the ring...and out comes Brock Lesnar (with a sombrero), as he's apparently the lead singer of the "El Cincos", which of course is Spanish for "The Fives". I actually think it was the "F-Cincos", AKA "F-5s" in Spanish. That would make sense, although technically they should have been called the "Efe Cincos". Although nobody would have gotten that one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
