Teachers Treated After Eating Doped Cake

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Teachers Treated After Eating Doped Cake

 

 

BERLIN (Reuters) - Teachers in a German school were treated in hospital after gobbling up an anonymously donated chocolate cake, unaware it was laced with hashish, authorities said on Thursday.

 

Some 10 teachers from the school in the northern town of Lueneburg were treated for nausea and dizziness after sharing a cake left at the door to their staff room, a police spokesman said.

 

"They thought it was food poisoning, but the doctors quickly recognized the problem," the spokesman said. "They showed all the classic signs of people under the influence of drugs."

 

The spokesman said the teachers had not suspected anything because it was customary for them to buy cakes from the schoolchildren as part of a fund-raising project.

 

Blood tests and a sample of an uneaten slice of cake revealed it had been doctored with hashish. The teachers were later discharged and police said they had not yet identified who was responsible for the prank.

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

It's been all over the news around here, and I think it's hilarious.

[Guest Ghettoman]

"nausea and dizziness"

 

Should of smoked some pot.

[Tawren 0]

Duuuuuuuude...this cake is soooo goooood.

[Guest Dynamite Kido]

I love cake......hint hint

[Guest EQ]

That's fucking GREAT

[BX 0]

Wow, they sure were "treated".

[Guest Choken One]

I'm failing to understand why people would just eat something that was anonymously donated. I'm sure this was a nice elaborate prank from some seniors.

[The Czech Republic 0]

Great Scott! Choken One is closing in on 20,000 posts!

[Ced 0]

Remember the phrase "Never take candy from strangers"?

 

They should've at least known who the cake was from before eating it. That way they can go over to the person's house, kick their ass for making them sick, then steal their remaining pot stash to help the pain go away.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

meh...in my high school's the teacher's did this on purpose.

[BX 0]

That's nothing. Those losers over at the FaceTheJury forum have like 130,000 posts.

[Boner Kawanger 0]

A principal a few cities over got arrested for possession of crack. No accident there. Alabama principals are badass druggies.

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/story.jsp.../0810355384.htm

 

Teachers Treated After Eating Doped Cake

 

 

BERLIN (Reuters) - Teachers in a German school were treated in hospital after gobbling up an anonymously donated chocolate cake, unaware it was laced with hashish, authorities said on Thursday.

 

Some 10 teachers from the school in the northern town of Lueneburg were treated for nausea and dizziness after sharing a cake left at the door to their staff room, a police spokesman said.

 

"They thought it was food poisoning, but the doctors quickly recognized the problem," the spokesman said. "They showed all the classic signs of people under the influence of drugs."

 

The spokesman said the teachers had not suspected anything because it was customary for them to buy cakes from the schoolchildren as part of a fund-raising project.

 

Blood tests and a sample of an uneaten slice of cake revealed it had been doctored with hashish. The teachers were later discharged and police said they had not yet identified who was responsible for the prank.

why wasn't my teachers like that, could have gotten away with alot of shit otherwise

[Damaramu 0]

There used to be a hippie teacher at my Junior High who was also a lesbian and got high with 2 of the female students.......I wonder what else they did while their judgement was impaired.

[Guest HungryJack]

hey BX, you still frequent FTJ???

 

ha awesome.

[Mole 0]

Ha, that is classic.

 

Those kids are crackin up right now, even though they will probably get caught because they are going to tell everyone.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Atta boy.