mother fucking fuckity fuck

[Art Sandusky 0]

Because I'm not even a pseudo-intellectual. I'm a retard.

[Hoff 0]

Good deal.

[Tawren 0]

EDIT: "Hampster" it ain't. Though, in all fairness, I did NOT consult with Yahoo, Google, or Microsoft Word -- the Holy Trinity of internet dictionaries. So take this with a grain of salt.

"The word you've entered isn't in the dictionary. Click on a spelling suggestion below or try again using the search box to the right.

 

Suggestions for hampster:

 

1. hamster

2. Hampstead

3. Hempstead

4. hampers

5. hemipterous

6. hampered

7. Hampshires

8. hemipteran

9. whoremaster

10. Hammerstein

11. homopterous"

 

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Pehaps, but in this case ironic applied.

 

Irony is you making fun of someone's job when you never shut up about yours.

 

 

as far as you getting back at me, perhaps that was overstating things. Here's a different way of stating my opinion of you.

 

I think that at one time you were a pretty cool guy but after a while when you stopped getting your way you started whinging and bitching and throwing little tantrums until instead of being a man and talking things out with Dutch, you screwed him over.

 

That's my honest opinion and the entire reason I dislike you. Because Dutch is an awesome guy who didn't deserve to be treated that way.

 

But maybe i have my facts wrong and i'm being a jerk for no reason. if so feel free to contact me and explain the errors of my ways.

 

 

 

 

 

And Jack don't you have anything better to do than take pot shots at me? it's getting old. you have a beef with me over the wat i talk about my personal life or anything else, all you gotta do is talk to me, because i'm not going to flame you...because I think you're an ok guy.

[Sass 0]

Both sides handled things poorly with one another CWM.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

then i apoligize

[Guest HungryJack]

ehhh. I could care less. As i've said before, your constant attention and sympathy-mongering gets mighty old. I guess i'm just not one who likes to see such things. Rugged individualist and all that, I suppose.

 

You do what you want. I'll comment on it if I feel the need. That simple.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Irony is you making fun of someone's job when you never shut up about yours.

 

Never shut up about my job, huh? I think I've maybe mentioned it here at TSM once, if that.

 

I did talk about my job all the time at WDI, when I posted at WDI. At that time, I was among friends, and that's what one does when they are among friends...talk about their lives. That was WDI, a long time ago. What that has to do with this, I don't know. (Please note that the last two lines rhymed.)

 

I did write a very long post about it over at WDI, when a kid that I worked with was killed. I can be a real glory hog that way. If you think that by talking about what I do for a living with my friends is a ploy for sympathy or attention...then you quite simply don't know me.

 

I think that at one time you were a pretty cool guy but after a while when you stopped getting your way you started whinging and bitching and throwing little tantrums until instead of being a man and talking things out with Dutch, you screwed him over.

 

I'm going to explain this to you for the LAST time, and maybe this time, you'll LISTEN to me. Really listen.

 

WDI belonged to Dutch. The server it was hosted on belonged to me. I NEVER wanted WDI on my server. EVER. I didn't want to control WDI, because I didn't LIKE the way things were going there. I didn't want to pay to host it. So I asked him to MOVE WDI. He DID.

 

Is that such a hard concept to grasp?

 

Where I made a mistake, was asking him to do it in PUBLIC, not in PRIVATE. That was wrong of me. People like stardust who know both myself and Dutch talked to me about it. That is between ME and DUTCH, and with all due respect, I don't think it's YOUR place to judge me for it.

 

That's my honest opinion and the entire reason I dislike you. Because Dutch is an awesome guy who didn't deserve to be treated that way.

 

Dutch is a very nice guy. I don't disagree with you, and I never have.

 

But do you think you MIGHT be over-reacting just a BIT? First, how can you "dislike" somebody you don't even KNOW? Second, WDI is alive, and well, and as we ALL know, can be found HERE.

 

I didn't destroy WDI, I didn't even hurt it. I asked it to move.

 

Remember back when you "invaded" WDI, and got banned there? I was an admin there at the time, and I don't recall that I busted your chops all that much. I don't know that I ever have.

 

If you want to dislike me, fine go ahead. I assure you, I really couldn't care less. It might bother me if I knew you, even as an online friend, but I don't. But for you to try and take shots at me for talking about my personal life online, is a bit odd, when one looks at your history here. That's what I found ironic about you sniping at me.

 

So as you were. Carry on.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Because I'm not even a pseudo-intellectual. I'm a retard.

You'll always be special to me.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Because I'm not even a pseudo-intellectual. I'm a retard.

You'll always be special to me.

*MUAH!*

[Hoff 0]

Okay I got to ask, what the hell is *MUAH?* I've seen that a lot, but I'm thoroughly mystified as to why.

[Art Sandusky 0]

It's the noise a kiss makes. Try it, you'll see what I mean.

[Hoff 0]

....kinda....

 

I always imagined it as some sort of evil scientist's laugh. In any case, that's one loud-ass kiss. I kind of see it, though.

[Art Sandusky 0]

That's the idea. It sounds obnoxious to others.

[Sass 0]

That's the idea. It sounds obnoxious to others.

Like...

 

Pro.Wrestling?

 

 

note: this is not a jab at DH but a way to piss of Kotz.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Because I'm not even a pseudo-intellectual. I'm a retard.

You'll always be special to me.

*MUAH!*

SWITCH!

 

 

:::giggles uncontrollably:::

[Art Sandusky 0]

That's the idea. It sounds obnoxious to others.

Like...

 

Pro.Wrestling?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

ehhh. I could care less. As i've said before, your constant attention and sympathy-mongering gets mighty old. I guess i'm just not one who likes to see such things. Rugged individualist and all that, I suppose.

 

You do what you want. I'll comment on it if I feel the need. That simple.

meh. what you see as sympathy/attention mongering I see as being open about my life.

 

I regret talking about several of the things that have happened in my life but some of them I glad I did. After admitting to being in rehab i talked to a board member who's having simalier problems and I think i've helped him.

and when my brother went missing I didn't have anyone to ask for advice so I asked the guys here and I got some good feedback.

 

as far as Dymand...I.Am.Sorry. i shouldn't have said anything.

[The Thread Killer 0]

Listen dude, as a fellow Canadian named Dave who is a recovering alcoholic, I think we should stick together. So far as I know, we are the only two Candian guys named Dave who are ex-drunks on this board.

 

As far as all of the other stuff, just remember, there are two sides to every story man, and I'll leave it at that. My joke about your job was not in the greatest of taste either, so we'll just call it even, and focus on the REAL enemy here.

 

Hoff.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I can agree with that.

 

I gave that bastard Hoff a plate of muffins to fix my chicken coop in 1967 and I'm still waiting.

[The Thread Killer 0]

The exact same thing happened to me. I gave him a plate of blintzes to paint my fence...and I'm still waiting.

 

DAMN YOU HOFFMAN!

 

PAINT MY FENCE!

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

FIX MY CHICKEN COOP!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

From 'Kids in the Hall'

 

Bruce: [spoken] Hi, I'm Bruce McCulloch. I'd like to tell you about the Daves I know.

[singing: ]

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

 

David Hoffman

He works in my dad's store

He's worked here for 12 years

He'll probably work here for more

 

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

 

Dave Gort

I've known since I was six

In grade eight he broke his leg

So we got drunk and sick

 

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

 

Some of them are Davids

[Dave Gort: But most of us are Daves]

They all have their own hands

But they come from different moms

 

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

 

Dave Jadiski

Man, this cat can swing

He weighs almost 50 pounds

And he delivers my paper on time

 

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

 

Dave Capisano

I hardly know him

...

[bruce stands around, looking vaguely uncomfortable for the rest of the measure]

 

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

These are the Daves I know, I know

These are the Daves I know

 

[Next two measures sung by the Daves Bruce knows: ] We are the Daves he knows, he knows

We are the Daves he knows

We are the Daves he knows, he knows

We are the Daves he knows

 

Some of us them are Davids

But most of us are Daves

We all have our own hands

But we come from different moms

 

These are the Daves I know, I know

[Daves: We are the Daves he knows, he knows]

[All: These are the Daves]

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

we need a Simpsons quote thread like the MST2k thread at WDI

[Hoff 0]

Those blintzes were terrible.

[The Thread Killer 0]

PAINT MY FENCE~!!!

[Guest HungryJack]

i think it was those blintzes were lousy.

 

or was that the corn muffins?

 

 

I don't know.

[The Metal Maniac 0]

Irony is you making fun of someone's job when you never shut up about yours.

 

Isn't that just being hypocritical?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

TSM is built on plagerism! If someone hadn't ripped off Double Dragon, they'd be no ABOBO. Kotzenjuge, Banky, CWM? Hah! Huckleberry Hound, Gargamel, Barney Gumble.

[The Thread Killer 0]

And another thing...why can't I get no Tang around here?