Join the OAOAST

[Hoff 0]

I saw someone started a thread for SWF in GC. Well fuck those fuckers. I know there's a lot of cool people in here, and smart too. I think it'd be cool if more people joined. I know IZ (one of the two brands, for those not in the know) could use more people, and it's a lot of fun.

 

I hope I'm not overstepping my boundaries, but I always feel the more, the merrier.

 

There's a link in my sig (or you could SCROLL DOWN...lazy.).

 

Give it a try, you might like it.

[Art Sandusky 0]

April 1st... the return...

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Come and check out the hottest feud in the OAOAST: CWM VS. Hoff

 

Hoff crippled his mentor cwm...he never thought he'd have see him again...

 

 

 

 

 

he was wrong.

[Guest Ray]

What exactly is "the OAOAST" ?

 

I don't scroll down, to sigs or past the wrestling forums, usually...

[Hoff 0]

An efed. Basiclaly, you control one or multiple characters, and write prmos and matches for them. If you're a wrestling fan, it's a lot of fun, and if (like me) you can REALLY lose yourself in your imagination, it's a kind of alternative to the WWE.

 

Hopefully someone else can give more history.

 

Also, check out our last PPV: OAOAST Anglepalooza

[Guest Ray]

I'm really too lazy for that kind of thing. And I have little imagination.

 

Basically, I suck.

[Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye 0]

Approximately, how many hours each week does one have to put in as a character in this mystical efed?

 

I don't like things that resemble work too closely

[Lightning Flik 0]

I'd return, but I doubt I'd be welcomed. Also, I'm currently trying to run two diary feds now.

 

And run like two Fantasy leagues.

 

And someone inbetween insomniacism, have a life.

 

Besides, I doubt anyone from OAOAST would like me back.

[Mystery Eskimo 0]

Approximately, how many hours each week does one have to put in as a character in this mystical efed?

 

I don't like things that resemble work too closely

You dont have to write every week - you can put in as much or as little as you like, really. It's more about quality than quantity.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

There's a thread once you click on the OAOAST folder called

INTRO TO THE OAOAST

 

Read that there.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

I have an idea for a character that'd be funny as a one time shot. How about a guy with no control over his bowels or bladder, that shits himself explosively every time he gets grappled, or flexes his abs. Eventually, he passes out from dehydration face-first into his own excrement, and gets counted out, doing a stretcher job and never returning.

[Guest Agent of Oblivion]

Someone else has to write it though, because fantasizing about wrestling is gay. There's the idea, gratis.

[Zack Malibu 0]

I'd return, but I doubt I'd be welcomed. Also, I'm currently trying to run two diary feds now.

 

And run like two Fantasy leagues.

 

And someone inbetween insomniacism, have a life.

 

Besides, I doubt anyone from OAOAST would like me back.

Chants "We Want Slacks! We Want Slacks!"

[Guest Homeless Guy Spare Some Change]

are homeless people invited, you know i wouldn't want to bring them into emission.

[caboose 0]

Don't let ^ join. He'll stink up the thread with his homeless musk.

[caboose 0]

I'd return, but I doubt I'd be welcomed. Also, I'm currently trying to run two diary feds now.

 

And run like two Fantasy leagues.

 

And someone inbetween insomniacism, have a life.

 

Besides, I doubt anyone from OAOAST would like me back.

Why did you leave again?

 

And why wouldn't you be welcome?

[Art Sandusky 0]

(cries because his return announcement was no-sold)

 

My two months on HD ruled, man!

[Zack Malibu 0]

(cries because his return announcement was no-sold)

 

My two months on HD ruled, man!

I marked for it.

 

It was on AIM, and it was a week ago, but I marked for it.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

Does this mean we will have official OAOAST GlowSticks?

[Art Sandusky 0]

Sure, why not. Anything to generate REVENUE~!

[Hoff 0]

I marked with cautious optimism.

 

THUMBTACK! Since no one answered your question, I will. I probably put in an hour or two each week as far as actually writing and editing my stuff goes. The main time spent is just brainstorming and thinking of ideas.

[Stephen Joseph 0]

I do this while at work, so time isn't really a factor for me

[Zack Malibu 0]

Also, if you're feeling a bit of writer's block, or can't keep up for a week, the people involved with you will cover for you as long as advance notice is given. Everyone is really good at helping each other out.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Eventually, I will end up joining OAOAST, and when I do, ALL SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ZACK'S WANG!

[Hank Kingsley 0]

The OAOAST is more fun when you have a parody character, ie Angle-plex and I collaborating on "Big Poppa Poplex" and his priest friend Schaeffer, the two greatest characters in e-fed history.

 

 

 

Oh, and SWF > OAOAST, btw.

[Zack Malibu 0]

Eventually, I will end up joining OAOAST, and when I do, ALL SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ZACK'S WANG!

Except me. I am one with the might of Zack's Wang.

[k thx 0]

I would join, but it really seems like too much hard work. Plus, there's too much stuff to catch up on, and I'm too lazy. Plus, I have no imagination.

 

However, I reccommend it to anybody who's better than me. Of all the e-feds I've seen, the people, stories and atmosphere are up there with the best.

[{''({o..o})''} 0]

Eventually, I will end up joining OAOAST, and when I do, ALL SHALL TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF ZACK'S WANG!

Except me. I am one with the might of Zack's Wang.

You were until you abused it's almighty POWER!

 

EDIT: Zack's Wang is not as almighty as Hoff

[Lightning Flik 0]

Chants "We Want Slacks!  We Want Slacks!"

... *knew you'd say something like that*

 

And I don't know if I'll return to e-feding. I'm still a fan of wrestling, but I doubt I can gusto out what I'd need to do, to prove that I belong with everyone else. ...in other words, I'd suck big time.

 

Why did you leave again?

 

And why wouldn't you be welcome?

I left because I just couldn't bring myself to writing it up. I hit the end of a long road of depression and upsets in my life and frankly I wanted to get away from it all. Hence, I had Northstar bust me up and I was supposed to make a comeback, but that failed to materialize due to I was still messed up, and I didn't really get the feedback I needed (at the time) to keep motivated. It probably didn't help that I didn't let on that it was me.

 

I thought I wouldn't be welcomed because I did exactly what I had in the SJL, where I returned, yet never did much of anything before leaving yet again.

[caboose 0]

I thought I wouldn't be welcomed because I did exactly what I had in the SJL, where I returned, yet never did much of anything before leaving yet again.

HA! You should look at my list of bullshit comebacks. I'm worse than 1999-2001 WCW on my own.

 

I originally left while I was the OAOAST World Champion in July of 2002.

 

1) I returned in December of 2002, only to leave again within two weeks because of BPP. Don't ask, its a long story.

 

(In between I actually created a second character, Naz Mistry)

 

2) I then returned again shortly after AngleMania II in Mid-Apri 2003l. I actually hung about until AngleSlam in late August 2003, before again disappearing.

 

3) I made a failed comeback bid in September, before not showing up again.

 

4) I then made a further comeback bid in November, before giving up again. I then became the third commentator on HeldDown, which means I have to do no work whatsoever.

 

5) I then tried to sort another comeback with Ragdoll, but it fell through.

 

6?)I'm trying to figure something for AngleMania III, but I doubt it will materialise.