Mysterious Disappearance of Howard Dean

[Guest AP Newswire]

DEAN DISAPPEARANCE

(AP File Photo)

MONTPELIER, THURSDAY - Former Vermont governor and Democratic presidential candidate Howard Dean has been reported as missing by his wife Judith, police said in a press conference this morning.

 

"Governor Dean reportedly rose from bed in the middle of the night and was nowhere to be found this morning," said the chief of police. "We have several small leads, but not much to go on."

 

Dean, 54, had recently dropped out of the contest for the Democratic presidential nomination after a disappointing series of primary returns following one of the more energetic campaigns in recent memory. His next project was to be a possible liberal think-tank or a position with moveon.org.

 

The remaining candidates, working towards the Super Tuesday primaries where hundreds of delegates are in contention, offered their sympathies for the Dean family.

 

(The Associated Press assisted in this report.)

[CanadianChris 0]

Oh goody, a fake news gimmick. How about we stop this one before it starts?

[Art Sandusky 0]

I kinda like it.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Fake News Gimmik > LARGE FUCKING PIC IN SIG

 

Really, what's up with the amount of large pics in sigs lately? Its annoying as hell. I'm begging you all to resize these monstrosities

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

Fake News Gimmik > LARGE FUCKING PIC IN SIG

 

Really, what's up with the amount of large pics in sigs lately? Its annoying as hell. I'm begging you all to resize these monstrosities

Turn sigs off on your control panel, thats what I did. They are pretty fucking stupid anyway.

[justsoyouknow 0]

Oh goody, a fake news gimmick.  How about we stop this one before it starts?

WHOOSH!

[Art Sandusky 0]

What whoosh?

[justsoyouknow 0]

What whoosh?

Perhaps it whooshed me, then.

[Art Sandusky 0]

Perhaps it did.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I thought there was some kind of inside joke somewhere in the fake news post that went over Chris' head, but it turns out I'm just an idiot. This gimmick sucks.

[Art Sandusky 0]

I still like it.

[NYU 0]

I thought there was some kind of inside joke somewhere in the fake news post that went over Chris' head, but it turns out I'm just an idiot.

WHOOSH!!

[Art Sandusky 0]

This schtick-stealing is getting annoying.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I thought there was some kind of inside joke somewhere in the fake news post that went over Chris' head, but it turns out I'm just an idiot.

WHOOSH!!

Hey, I had high hopes for the gimmick, alright? Kinda like the George Costanza gimmick poster...I thought that would work out well.

[MrRant 0]

We all know why you like it Kotz.

[NYU 0]

This schtick-stealing is getting annoying.

 

hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

not bad for Anglesault...not that says much.

[CanadianChris 0]

Fake News Gimmik > LARGE FUCKING PIC IN SIG

 

Really, what's up with the amount of large pics in sigs lately? Its annoying as hell. I'm begging you all to resize these monstrosities

Eh, the huge fucking image was a placeholder until I could get home and resize it. I generally don't like them much myself.

[Guest Howard Dean]

I'm right here.

 

This shoddy reporting by the AP saddens me and my family. Perhaps they should focus their attention on matters like the lack of affordable health care and the President's crimes.

 

I bet Matt Drudge is behind this.

[The Czech Republic 0]

EDIT: Elephants look bigger in person.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

Howard Dean is in my closet.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

How about we stop this one before it starts?

20 months too late.

[Nevermortal 0]

I'm right here.

 

This shoddy reporting by the AP saddens me and my family. Perhaps they should focus their attention on matters like the lack of affordable health care and the President's crimes.

 

I bet Matt Drudge is behind this.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!

[dubq 0]

Fake News Gimmik > LARGE FUCKING PIC IN SIG

 

Really, what's up with the amount of large pics in sigs lately? Its annoying as hell. I'm begging you all to resize these monstrosities

Turn sigs off on your control panel, thats what I did. They are pretty fucking stupid anyway.

Nevermind that, did Dames not introduce a rule banning sigs that were larger than half the screen?

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Yes he did, but rather than point to the rules and become the Teacher's Pet kind of poster I decided to try and connect with those posters and make them realise large pics, or stacks of several pics *coughDEONDARKcough* are fucking stupid.

 

Mods don't enforce the rule unless somebody complains about it anyways