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Guest Choken One
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:Enter Dr. CWM:

 

Squirtle: Hello...

Dr. CWM: So, Ya been fucking alot buddy?

Squirtle: I guess, I mean...

Dr. CWM: Yeah sure, Bend over.

Squitle: Huh?

CWM: you heard me you man-bitch, bend over.

Squitle: (Gulps)

 

TO BE CONTINUED!

Guest FrigidSoul
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*surveys the area and sees all the pregnant water Pokemon*
Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

When's the last time he actually came up with something good for a thread though? God knows it hasn't happened during my tenure here...or the first couple weeks before that when I lurked and looked in on things.

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I feel like a whore, but without, ya know, the money.

 

I can't even remember all their names!

You could solve this problem by making the girls fill out a sign-in sheet before sex. Have them sign their name, number, the exact time of penetration and the approximate time of orgasm. They'd be much easier to keep track of that way.

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When's the last time he actually came up with something good for a thread though? God knows it hasn't happened during my tenure here...or the first couple weeks before that when I lurked and looked in on things.

Obviously you've forgotten the now CLASSIC thread of "The Real TSM."

 

Lucky you.

Guest FrigidSoul
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Obviously you've forgotten the now CLASSIC thread of "The Real TSM."

 

Lucky you.

That was during my hiatis from depression.

 

I just read 3 pages of that thread and its shit. I demand it be deleted and never spoken of again.

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Obviously you've forgotten the now CLASSIC thread of "The Real TSM."

From this thread

 

How do you think I feel? That "Real TSM" thread is retarded, and I have to live with my name being attached to it.

 

Bad times for all involved

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When's the last time he actually came up with something good for a thread though? God knows it hasn't happened during my tenure here...or the first couple weeks before that when I lurked and looked in on things.

I don't feel me and CWM are at one another's throats, we're not fighting. I'm just completely indifferent to him.

 

I think if CWM, IncanSquirtle, Chave, and (when he's here) Banky weren't so busy trying to get a rise out of everybody so they could proclaim themselves Internet Kings, then good conversation could be had.

 

 

Yeah, you really have my number, kid.

Guest FrigidSoul
Posted

Having the ability to have good conversation and using said ability are two seperate things.

Guest FrigidSoul
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I'd give him a call but god knows his phone must be ringing off the hook from all these "women" he's fucking.

Guest HungryJack
Posted

54-46 was my number. Right now, somebody else, has that number.

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I want Pictures.

 

of

 

:Enter Dr. CWM:

 

Squirtle: Hello...

Dr. CWM: So, Ya been fucking alot buddy?

Squirtle: I guess, I mean...

Dr. CWM: Yeah sure, Bend over.

Squitle: Huh?

CWM: you heard me you man-bitch, bend over.

Squitle: (Gulps)

 

Tired of seeing yourself in the home gangbang videos, eh Choken?

Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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54-46 was my number. Right now, somebody else, has that number.

Sublime!

 

Squirtle! rules.

 

The rest of you don't.

 

sorry.

Posted
I feel like a whore, but without, ya know, the money.

 

I can't even remember all their names!

You could solve this problem by making the girls fill out a sign-in sheet before sex. Have them sign their name, number, the exact time of penetration and the approximate time of orgasm. They'd be much easier to keep track of that way.

I think that a standardized bar-code tattoo would be much better. Link that shit up to one of those fancy pen-sized scanners, attach it to a palm pilot, build a database on your palm pilot, match it up so that when you scan the barcode you get all the information about them.

 

That's what I'd do, but I don't have the same problem as you.

Guest cobainwasmurdered
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I want Pictures.

 

of

 

:Enter Dr. CWM:

 

Squirtle: Hello...

Dr. CWM: So, Ya been fucking alot buddy?

Squirtle: I guess, I mean...

Dr. CWM: Yeah sure, Bend over.

Squitle: Huh?

CWM: you heard me you man-bitch, bend over.

Squitle: (Gulps)

 

Tired of seeing yourself in the home gangbang videos, eh Choken?

how the fuck did I get involved in this?

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