Sometimes I think I've had sex with too many women

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hitting the double digits isn't all it's cracked up to be.

[Highland 0]

Time for a VD test, Squirtle.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

I feel like a whore, but without, ya know, the money.

 

I can't even remember all their names!

[Guest Choken One]

:Enter Dr. CWM:

 

Squirtle: Hello...

Dr. CWM: So, Ya been fucking alot buddy?

Squirtle: I guess, I mean...

Dr. CWM: Yeah sure, Bend over.

Squitle: Huh?

CWM: you heard me you man-bitch, bend over.

Squitle: (Gulps)

 

TO BE CONTINUED!

[Guest FrigidSoul]

*surveys the area and sees all the pregnant water Pokemon*

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Four posts in and my thread is ruined.

[caboose 0]

You should just give up Inc.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

When's the last time he actually came up with something good for a thread though? God knows it hasn't happened during my tenure here...or the first couple weeks before that when I lurked and looked in on things.

[Papacita 0]

I feel like a whore, but without, ya know, the money.

 

I can't even remember all their names!

You could solve this problem by making the girls fill out a sign-in sheet before sex. Have them sign their name, number, the exact time of penetration and the approximate time of orgasm. They'd be much easier to keep track of that way.

[NYU 0]

When's the last time he actually came up with something good for a thread though? God knows it hasn't happened during my tenure here...or the first couple weeks before that when I lurked and looked in on things.

Obviously you've forgotten the now CLASSIC thread of "The Real TSM."

 

Lucky you.

[Slayer 0]

Four posts in and my thread is ruined.

Your standards are too high

 

Wait, did you say double-digits?

 

Maybe not

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Obviously you've forgotten the now CLASSIC thread of "The Real TSM."

 

Lucky you.

That was during my hiatis from depression.

 

I just read 3 pages of that thread and its shit. I demand it be deleted and never spoken of again.

[Sandman9000 0]

Hitting the double digits isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Calm down there Wilt.

[Slayer 0]

Obviously you've forgotten the now CLASSIC thread of "The Real TSM."

From this thread

 

How do you think I feel? That "Real TSM" thread is retarded, and I have to live with my name being attached to it.

 

Bad times for all involved

[NYU 0]

Ah, my apologies then, Squirtle. Sorry to drag your name through that mess.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

When's the last time he actually came up with something good for a thread though? God knows it hasn't happened during my tenure here...or the first couple weeks before that when I lurked and looked in on things.

I don't feel me and CWM are at one another's throats, we're not fighting. I'm just completely indifferent to him.

 

I think if CWM, IncanSquirtle, Chave, and (when he's here) Banky weren't so busy trying to get a rise out of everybody so they could proclaim themselves Internet Kings, then good conversation could be had.

 

 

Yeah, you really have my number, kid.

[Guest FrigidSoul]

Having the ability to have good conversation and using said ability are two seperate things.

[Slayer 0]

Yeah, you really have my number, kid.

(904) 620-1555

[Guest FrigidSoul]

I'd give him a call but god knows his phone must be ringing off the hook from all these "women" he's fucking.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Yeah, you really have my number, kid.

(904) 620-1555

I don't even know why we have a "request line." It's the same damn phone and the same damn ringtone.

[Guest HungryJack]

54-46 was my number. Right now, somebody else, has that number.

[Guest Choken One]

I want Pictures.

[Giuseppe Zangara 0]

Hey, FrigidSoul, way to put quote marks around women. I get jokes.

[EL BRUJ0 0]

I want Pictures.

 

of

 

:Enter Dr. CWM:

 

Squirtle: Hello...

Dr. CWM: So, Ya been fucking alot buddy?

Squirtle: I guess, I mean...

Dr. CWM: Yeah sure, Bend over.

Squitle: Huh?

CWM: you heard me you man-bitch, bend over.

Squitle: (Gulps)

 

Tired of seeing yourself in the home gangbang videos, eh Choken?

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

54-46 was my number. Right now, somebody else, has that number.

Sublime!

 

Squirtle! rules.

 

The rest of you don't.

 

sorry.

[DerangedHermit 0]

*surveys the area and sees all the pregnant water Pokemon*

That Poliwhirl is one hot piece of ass, I tell ya!

[Nighthawk 0]

Hey, FrigidSoul, way to put quote marks around women. I get jokes.

Now that's funny, but only if I imagine it's being said with sincerity.

[justsoyouknow 0]

I feel like a whore, but without, ya know, the money.

 

I can't even remember all their names!

You could solve this problem by making the girls fill out a sign-in sheet before sex. Have them sign their name, number, the exact time of penetration and the approximate time of orgasm. They'd be much easier to keep track of that way.

I think that a standardized bar-code tattoo would be much better. Link that shit up to one of those fancy pen-sized scanners, attach it to a palm pilot, build a database on your palm pilot, match it up so that when you scan the barcode you get all the information about them.

 

That's what I'd do, but I don't have the same problem as you.

[Guest cobainwasmurdered]

I want Pictures.

 

of

 

:Enter Dr. CWM:

 

Squirtle: Hello...

Dr. CWM: So, Ya been fucking alot buddy?

Squirtle: I guess, I mean...

Dr. CWM: Yeah sure, Bend over.

Squitle: Huh?

CWM: you heard me you man-bitch, bend over.

Squitle: (Gulps)

 

Tired of seeing yourself in the home gangbang videos, eh Choken?

how the fuck did I get involved in this?

[Guest Incanetic]

sigh