OAO 76th Academy Awards Thread

[Guest Smell the ratings!!!]

well I didn't see Monster so technically I can't bitch.

[Guest Anglesault]

I'm waiting for Liv Tyler to run in, shove her off the stage, steal the award and be named the new winner.

[NoCalMike 0]

I want her to speak some afrikkans.....

[Downhome 0]

My favorite woman in Hollywood picks up her award, thanks God.

 

12/18

[Guest Choken One]

see...Unlike The other divas...she doesn't act all snuck up like Juila, Halle and Nicole did.

[Guest Choken One]

well I didn't see Monster so technically I can't bitch.

y would you? You really rather see Diane Keaton up there?

[NoCalMike 0]

when was the last time a non-hollywood scarlett won this one?

 

Theron

Kidman

Berry

Roberts...

Didn't the lady from Requiem for a dream win it? Ellen Ber-whatever......

[Guest Anglesault]

If Sean Penn loses best actor, his consolation prize should be a woman to beat on.

 

In fact, he should get one if he wins.

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

see...Unlike The other divas...she doesn't act all snuck up like Juila, Halle and Nicole did.

add renee to that list, even though i like her.

[Guest Choken One]

why didn't Brody make out with her? He was all over Halle...Theron smokes her.

[NYU 0]

Presenter: And the "Best Actor" award goes to.....

 

*stagehand runs on stage and whispers into the presenter's ear*

 

Presenter: What's that.....you sure? Er....okay......the award goes to that hobbit kid from LORD OF THE RINGS!!!

 

*crowd APPLAUDS!!*

*Elijah CHEERS!!*

*SmartMarks EXPLODE!!*

*Jackson EATS........HAM!!*

 

Wonderful night for all!

[Guest Deebo]

Charlize Theron has done enough crying at awards shows this year to last her entire lifetime. NEVER. CRY. AGAIN.

[Guest El Satanico]

when was the last time a non-hollywood scarlett won this one?

 

Theron

Kidman

Berry

Roberts...

Didn't the lady from Requiem for a dream win it? Ellen Ber-whatever......

Julie stole it

[MrRant 0]

Damn Tim Robbins for winning anything. Fucking cocksucker.

[Guest Choken One]

see...Unlike The other divas...she doesn't act all snuck up like Juila, Halle and Nicole did.

add renee to that list, even though i like her.

that wasn't BEST ACTRESS.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

I hope Murray wins this.

[Kahran Ramsus 0]

Hillary Swank won didn't she?

[Guest Choken One]

Depp will win.

 

Penn and Murray cancel each other out...

[Guest Choken One]

Hillary Swank won didn't she?

yeah...add her to the list...since she was a "diva" for a short while...

[Insane Bump Machine 0]

I'll laugh really hard if Depp wins. That would be great.

[Guest El Satanico]

How exactly does Penn and Murray cancel each other out?

[bobobrazil1984 0]

yeah. it seems more likely that Depp and Murray would cancel each other out, for more "lighter" performance votes.

(but i still want Bill to win)

[Guest Choken One]

Hunt-Platow-Swank-Roberts-Halle-Kidman-Theron

 

Frances McDormand was the last "non-beauty" to win

[Big McLargeHuge 0]

I'll laugh really hard if Depp wins. That would be great.

Me too. If only to see everyone in this thread blow a fuse...

[Guest Choken One]

How exactly does Penn and Murray cancel each other out?

both were STRONG favorites.

 

Equal Voting...splits them up giving depp the dark horse the win.

[Guest Choken One]

I'll laugh really hard if Depp wins. That would be great.

Me too. If only to see everyone in this thread blow a fuse...

i like depp.

[Guest El Satanico]

Hunt-Platow-Swank-Roberts-Halle-Kidman-Theron

 

Frances McDormand was the last "non-beauty" to win

Since when was Helen Hunt a "hollywood starlette"?

[Guest NaturalBornThriller4:20]

Go, Johnny, Go!

 

I know he doesn't have a chance, though.

[Guest The Winter Of My Discontent]

I'll laugh really hard if Depp wins. That would be great.

Me too. If only to see everyone in this thread blow a fuse...

i like depp.

I'd say Penn is a lock.

[bobobrazil1984 0]

who would blow a fuse for Depp winning? I'd celebrate, he was hilarious in that movie... but it didn't seem like something Oscar would award.