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Dudleys d. Venis/Storm

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK.

 

Better luck next year Lance :(

I second that. I was actually halfway optimistic that he'd make the card since the Dudleyz have been jobbed out lately, but it's not like Storm and Venis have afred any better. I feel abdly for Lance, because he's been genuinely nice to me in our AIM conversations and on his comment board, and he even has e-mailed me to wish me a happy birthday. he's a hell of a wrestler and he deserves a spot on the card. I guess now he's 0 for 3.

 

Maybe he'll at least get a spot on Heat again. They ran on angle on Heat yesterday where he botched interference in the Stevie/Test match, so maybe they'll throw those guys into a match and maybe even add in Matt Hardy since Test booted him on Raw. Those guys deserve a WrestleMania payday.

 

- Matt Young, TSM's #1 Storm Trooper and Mattitude Follower.

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Onyx?  Who's Onyx?

Just some jobber/indy guy.

He's also a water based Pokemon

I thought it was Rock based...

Well, going by my knowledge of watching one of the movies my brother had on, Onyx is a rock type Pokemon but he uses the water element or something. I dunno, perhaps we can have a Pokemon Smark Guru clear that one up

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Onyx is indeed a Rock-type Pokemon, although in the Gold/Silver version of the game, you can use something to may him evolve into a Metal-type or something. I haven't played Pokemon since the late 90's.

 

m-w.com:

 

Main Entry: on·yx

Pronunciation: 'ä-niks

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English onix, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French, from Latin onych-, onyx, from Greek, literally, claw, nail -- more at NAIL

: a translucent chalcedony in parallel layers of different colors

 

Does this guy use the mandable claw?

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Onyx?  Who's Onyx?

Actually the NWA Wildside World Champion. He pulled double duty in the past week as a jobber, losing to Simon Diamond on this weekend's Xplosion.

Ah...but he falls short of the Chad Collyer streak!

 

Collyer played a doctor on RAW (Monday), worked a dark match on SD (Tuesday), and was in an X battle Royal on TNA (Wednesday)

 

Onyx was close...but it'll take more to topple Dr. Chad Collyer.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes

I think we went back in time to 1998 when Pokemon weren't smething you'd be insulted for liking.

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Guest JMA
Onyx = Rock Pokemon, which is weak against water based Pokemon.

I prefer the Japanese Pokemon names.

 

...

 

*runs away*

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Steven Richards d. Onyx

OMG! They have TEH POKEMON wrestling now!

 

Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 38 lbs..... From MY POKEBALL....... PIKACHU........ I CHOOSE YOU!

 

Bwah ha ha! WWE would = ratings from all demographics. The kids would start watching the show! :-D

 

Thought I'd add that thought

 

DFA

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Guest MikeSC
Steven Richards d. Onyx

Rene Dupree d. Spike Dudley

Dudleys d. Venis/Storm

 

Credit: Da Meltz

I guess it couldn't be WM without the Duds putting on a crap match.

-=Mike

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Onyx is indeed a Rock-type Pokemon, although in the Gold/Silver version of the game, you can use something to may him evolve into a Metal-type or something. I haven't played Pokemon since the late 90's.

 

m-w.com:

 

Main Entry: on·yx

Pronunciation: 'ä-niks

Function: noun

Etymology: Middle English onix, from Middle French & Latin; Middle French, from Latin onych-, onyx, from Greek, literally, claw, nail -- more at NAIL

: a translucent chalcedony in parallel layers of different colors

 

Does this guy use the mandable claw?

At that point Onix evolves into Steelix.

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
Steven Richards d. Onyx

OMG! They have TEH POKEMON wrestling now!

 

Coming down the aisle, weighing in at 38 lbs..... From MY POKEBALL....... PIKACHU........ I CHOOSE YOU!

 

Bwah ha ha! WWE would = ratings from all demographics. The kids would start watching the show! :-D

 

Thought I'd add that thought

 

DFA

Hate to say I remember, but the game I played listed him at being very heavy.

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I'm just here to throw in that I'm upset Lance Storm's left off of Mania.

 

Storm and Venis would've been a better choice than Cade and Jindrak.

 

Then again, I've a feeling Storm and Venis are going to get gimmick overhauls again soon, so the WWE doesn't want to feature them too prominently.

 

Either that, or they're getting shit-canned.

 

At least there's still a chance the Hurricane will be let in the CW Open, right?

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Onyx = Rock Pokemon, which is weak against water based Pokemon.

I prefer the Japanese Pokemon names.

 

...

 

*runs away*

*smashes you with a giant mallet*

 

No acting like Kamui/Duo allowed here!

 

What's the deal with the Venis/Storm team? They started an angle with it and then did nothing to follow up on it. We never found out--did Storm get to bang the Mormon chicks?

 

Bwah ha ha! WWE would = ratings from all demographics. The kids would start watching the show! :-D

 

I'd take that over the alleged "adult" direction WWE's been taking.

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Guest Banders Kennany
Onyx'll be on Velocity as well, teaming with fellow Wildside heavyweight "The One Man Mafia" Mikael Adrien to job to Palumbo & Stamboli, as well as former Wildside Jr. Heavyweight Champion Ray Gordy jobbing to Shannon Moore.

That will be kind of odd, becuase last I read Adrien and Onyx were just done feuding in WildSide.

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