JHawk 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 Raw from JHawk's beak (3/1/2004) This was actually up about three hours ago but I couldn't access the forums until about 10 minutes ago. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SamoaRowe 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 I really liked Raw this week, so I guess I disagree. Ah well, what else is new? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 Raw from JHawk's beak (3/1/2004) This was actually up about three hours ago but I couldn't access the forums until about 10 minutes ago. You're not the only one. Good recap, as always... Anyway...on the women's title subject, usually I'd expect Molly to be a sure fire winner. But if she lost, I doubt Molly would be bald...heck, I point you in the direction of Kevin Nash. She probably just wants a new haircut or something... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lightning Flik 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 Once again you did a good joerb, JHawk. Only thing that I disagree with is your marking of the Evo vs. BenMic. I would've slapped a 1/2* less on that because it really wasn't much of anything after the explosion of BenMic and proceedingly went to crap. Also made Benoit once AGAIN look second rate. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Choken One Report post Posted March 2, 2004 I'm disapointed in the lack of BLAZE~! loving... You and Sk... Don't see you fuckers, Blaze~! is fucking GOLD. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 Too many WM matches being announced all-of-a-sudden. The Christian/Jericho thing could have been nicely built with Christian going on for weeks in his Peep Show and (manipulating) Trish Stratus where this week we finally get "The Return of the King... of Bling Bling" which would have made Jericho's return mean more. It's great how they've turned Brock vs. Goldberg into The Steve Austin Show . Great in the "Wow, they totally have no faith in Brock vs. Goldberg". The "Chris Benoit Village Idiot" Saga continues; very nice to see him treated like the superstar HHH and HBK are much better than. Meanwhile, HBK was "cruicified" by Evolution... tasteful Vince, tasteful. I really liked the build for the Rocks return cept his promo was still too "elec (dramatic pause) trifying" and what's up with the look? JR really, really, REALLY fucking sucks. Did I mention he sucks? Oh, I just did, lemme say it again, JR fucking sucks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 I think you've got a hot item on your hands with this "Chris Benoit: Village Idiot" storyline, Rudo. "Last week we saw Chris Benoit stick his hands into a vat of steaming hot oil for no reason. This week, HHH has challenged Benoit to drink a glass of battery acid. Will Benoit accept this challenge? What kind of acid does The Game have in store for The Wolverine? Where does Shawn Michaels fit into this? Tune into RAW and find out!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 "The Cerebral Assassin HHH has finally figured out a way to stop The Rabid Village Idiot Chris Benoit; can Benoit find the corner in the circular room? Can Benoit survive the scratch'n'sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool? Find out on RAW!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Dynamite Kido Report post Posted March 2, 2004 "The Cerebral Assassin HHH has finally figured out a way to stop The Rabid Village Idiot Chris Benoit; can Benoit find the corner in the circular room? Can Benoit survive the scratch'n'sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool? Find out on RAW!" fucking gold Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 This gimmick has so much potential. Three words, people. Chinese. Finger. Trap. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 *Benoit is about to attack HHH* *HHH extends his arm and places his hand on Benoits head* *Benoit tries to rush forward but is stopped by the hand* *Benoit works hard and swings his lil arms at HHH unsuccessfully* *HHH laughs* *This goes on for 20 minutes* Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 2, 2004 You forgot the part where HBK comes in and superkicks Benoit. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2004 I thought that was just assumed to happen in every instance. Though, I guess they downgraded to a simple punch, given their raw match last night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord of The Curry 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2004 Good to see that Benoit sold the punch almost exactly how he sold the superkick. Kinda makes ya wonder why he's even bothering to wrestle if Michaels can knock him out for a good minute or so with a single punch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RavishingRickRudo 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2004 I'm just waiting for the inevitable *HBK spits on Benoit* *Benoit gets KO'd*. Or maybe *HBK turns around and the gust wind created by the turn KO's Benoit*. He's so fragile, this Rabid Village Idiot Chris Benoit.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scroby 0 Report post Posted March 3, 2004 Anyone really notice that HHH really never has a match a few weeks into a title defense? It happen at Dec. ppv (i can't figure out how to spell it correctly). He actually didn't show up two weeks prior to the PPV. He didn't wrestle a match a few weeks before the Royal Rumble and since where a week away from WM 20, he hasn't had a match since he wrestled Spike, what 2 or 3 weeks ago? I just noticed that he never wrestles any match before he has a match at a PPV or a title defense. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
