Mole Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 My friend Paddy got me this job at Old Town Crossing, which sells nice furniture for $4000. It's in the Hamptons, so of course people will pay that much for a table. I get paid $12 an hour, under the table. The hardest part of the job is moving some furniture around the store and having to deliever some at times. Other than that, I just clean the store, and do errands for my boss. Last week, I brought the bosses daughter's dog to the vet. I sat around for an hour and got paid for it.
MrRant Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 (gives up and shoots himself) Well you lasted 2 years longer than I thought you would.
CanadianChick Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 I kinda want Murphy's Law to kick in here. Wouldn't it be funny if Mole got fired for not working hard enough at his easy job? Well, I'd laugh. It's alright to laugh at strangers, right?
Sandman9000 Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 Don't worry. He'll screw up somehow. And by under the table, he means paid in crack.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 so many jokes so little time.
Red Hot Thumbtack In The Eye Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 Well there you have it. Mole = Johnson
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 first/last time i'll say this. be nice to Johnson.
Art Sandusky Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 Man, that's like Jesus asking God to go easy on Satan. Never thought I'd hear/read it.
Guest cobainwasmurdered Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 really at this point i'm just going for the shock value
kkktookmybabyaway Posted March 6, 2004 Report Posted March 6, 2004 Who are you talking to General? You have the power. Flip that switch...
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