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"Now Claire, everybody can do something." -- Judd Nelson, The Breakfast Club

 

In the spirit of the positivity thread, I thought it might be fun to share one thing that we're really good at. Think of it as a conversation starter, or a getting-to-know-you type of deal, or just a timekiller.

 

I'll start. If there's one thing I can do, it's sing. I'm at best an average guitar player and a decent songwriter, but I can sing like nobody's business. I've received many a compliment on it.

 

So okay, next person, step on up.

 

 

 

P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets.

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P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46. Place your bets.

Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch.

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I'm a pretty good writer.

 

I say it'll be 25 posts.

 

EDIT: I was typing before the above.

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P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46.  Place your bets.

Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch.

n0

 

You sure bitch a lot. Maybe that's what you're good at! That, or just KILLING the over/under. Either way.

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I'm a pretty good writer.

 

I say it'll be 25 posts.

What kind of stuff do you write?

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P.S. The over/under on posts until this denegrates into flaming is 46.  Place your bets.

Hoffman, you think of the worst fucking threads. I used to respect your posting ability, now a sudder whenever I see you've responded to a thread. Grow a set of balls, bitch.

n0

 

You sure bitch a lot. Maybe that's what you're good at! That, or just KILLING the over/under. Either way.

That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard.

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Any subject I find interesting, I study until I have an encyclopedic knowledge of it. I guess that's something I can do. Too bad I have absolutely no attention span regarding things that don't interest me.

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Any subject I find interesting, I study until I have an encyclopedic knowledge of it. I guess that's something I can do. Too bad I have absolutely no attention span regarding things that don't interest me.

Still, the pursuit of knowlegde is admirable.

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That argument is boring. And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard.

You showed me.

 

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That argument is boring.  And maybe I wouldn't complain so much if you didn't ride the cock so hard.

You showed me.

 

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Why don't you make one of your clever paintings about me too?

 

You take the preservation of your thread too seriously.

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If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think!

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I'm a stellar musician, the world's greatest lover, and I can whip up a wicked lasagne.

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If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you? Think, Banky, think!

Because

 

Banky = ratings

 

Son.

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I'm really fuckinggood at my job. (office/supervisor/customer support shit) Customers fucking love my ass.

 

I'm also a pretty damn good poker player.

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Customers fucking love my ass.

What do you mean? Like in a gay way?

 

 

Anyway, I used to be a pretty good baseball player. Not good enough to ever earn any money from it, but good enough to play in college.

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I'm a good short fiction writer, that's about it. I'm pretty good at settling conflicts though I don't think I could handle peer mediation, I'd likely snap after more then 2 or 3 hours. I'm also great at churning out essays in an hour or two thanks to procrastination and the fact that writing comes easy to me when typing things up though I tend to shortchange myself a bit when writing things out on paper.

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I'm not good at anything. I've been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of something that I was good at, and nothing is coming to me. I'd say I'm average at best at about everything.

 

Ego boost my ass.

 

::cries::

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If that was true, you think I'd keep trading barbs back and forth with you?  Think, Banky, think!

Because

 

Banky = ratings

 

Son.

Ah. Clearly, everyone in the thread is spellbound by you. That's why they're paying you so much attention.

 

Dad.

 

*patiently awaits predictable, somewhat ironic "I was just kidding, lighten up" response*

 

P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something.

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P.S. To the Plex: If you're average at everything, you're not BAD at everything. That's....well, not a skill, but it's something.

You've obviously never heard me sing....

 

Really though, I'm excellent at everything. I just said I wasn't good at everything for everyone else's amusement.

 

::looks around nervously::

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I'm good at making people hate me. I don't even try either.

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I write fantastic poetry, I fuck like a porn star, and I'm positive I drink more than you. I am a party animal, which is why I write for an e-fed and post on a wrestling message board. My girlfriend looks a lot like a young Audrey Hepburn.

 

I am all things to all people.

 

Bow down before me.

 

K.

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