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It's funny.

 

 

 

After doing damn near every thing possible to ensure that I wasn't gonna throw my life or career away in college, I turn around and damn near do it anyway.

 

 

 

Wonderful.

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Who was the idiot that used to say "If irony was ---- , it would be ---- RIGHT NOW!" whenever he was losing a flamewar.

 

That guy was a fag.

 

And the ironic part was he didn't know what ironic meant.

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Time to become a deathmatch worker.

To be honest, the way my life is going, by the time I get close to graduating college, that'll be the most profitable line of work I'll have, going to Uncle Ian's fed and gigging away for $25 bucks a night.

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Time to become a deathmatch worker.

To be honest, the way my life is going, by the time I get close to graduating college, that'll be the most profitable line of work I'll have, going to Uncle Ian's fed and gigging away for $25 bucks a night.

I'd pay to see it.

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Who was the idiot that used to say "If irony was ---- , it would be ---- RIGHT NOW!" whenever he was losing a flamewar.

 

That guy was a fag.

 

And the ironic part was he didn't know what ironic meant.

Hi Eagan.

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Time to become a deathmatch worker.

To be honest, the way my life is going, by the time I get close to graduating college, that'll be the most profitable line of work I'll have, going to Uncle Ian's fed and gigging away for $25 bucks a night.

I'll give you $25 right now to gig Mole.

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Guest Dynamite Kido

Hey SM9000, here's $35......now let this fat midget with razors in his taped fist pin you........

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Hell, I'll fight Sandy for 25 bucks. Not in a wrestling context, but there'll be plenty of blood, I'd imagine.

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Hey SM9000, here's $35......now let this fat midget with razors in his taped fist pin you........

Be nice. Kevin Sullivan has feelings now.

I agree....now take the $35 bucks and let him pin you......or your never work here again!!!!

 

*goes on internet to start sm9000 and RF gay sex rumors*

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Who was the idiot that used to say "If irony was ---- , it would be ---- RIGHT NOW!" whenever he was losing a flamewar.

 

That guy was a fag.

 

And the ironic part was he didn't know what ironic meant.

Hi Eagan.

You would think he would get better at hiding.

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Hey SM9000, here's $35......now let this fat midget with razors in his taped fist pin you........

Be nice. Kevin Sullivan has feelings now.

I agree....now take the $35 bucks and let him pin you......or your never work here again!!!!

 

*goes on internet to start sm9000 and RF gay sex rumors*

Won't work.

 

I don't look like Aaron Carter.

 

 

And we don't have to pretend that I'm of age, which ruins the fun for RF.

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Guest Dynamite Kido

*goes on internet and starts rumors that sm9000 got plastic surgery so that he doesn't look like Aaron Carter*

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*goes on internet and starts rumors that sm9000 got plastic surgery so that he doesn't look like Aaron Carter*

That's a shitload of plastic surgery, then.

lots

 

credit:Da Meltz

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Who was the idiot that used to say "If irony was ---- , it would be ---- RIGHT NOW!" whenever he was losing a flamewar.

 

That guy was a fag.

 

And the ironic part was he didn't know what ironic meant.

Hi Eagan.

You would think he would get better at hiding.

Who was KK talking about anyway? I don't recognize the description.

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Time to become a deathmatch worker.

Life in general is already a death match. Don't give yourself any more wounds than necessary. :ph34r:

Meh. Chicks dig scars.

 

 

 

Example: Corporal Robinson is married.

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Who was the idiot that used to say "If irony was ---- , it would be ---- RIGHT NOW!" whenever he was losing a flamewar.

 

That guy was a fag.

 

And the ironic part was he didn't know what ironic meant.

Hi Eagan.

You would think he would get better at hiding.

Who was KK talking about anyway? I don't recognize the description.

I'm not quite sure, but I think it was TheMike before he became tolerable.

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KK is Eagan, and he is talking about Ripper. God Eagan is so lame that he needs to keep coming back to a messageboard he was banned from because he doesn't have anything else better to do.

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Meh. Chicks dig scars.

 

 

 

Example: Corporal Robinson is married.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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Who was the idiot that used to say "If irony was ---- , it would be ---- RIGHT NOW!" whenever he was losing a flamewar.

 

That guy was a fag.

 

And the ironic part was he didn't know what ironic meant.

Hi Eagan.

You would think he would get better at hiding.

Who was KK talking about anyway? I don't recognize the description.

I'm not quite sure, but I think it was TheMike before he became tolerable.

Yeah, he was talking about me.

 

The first sign that he is Eagan was the fact that I only did that Irony thing to one person, and it was Eagan and noone in the history of life would say that I was "losing" a flame war with that scrotum licking dick hole...

 

 

un...unless the best insult that I could come up with was scrotum licking dick hole...which isn't as much of a insult as a compliment. I mean if you were a dick hole, licking a scrotum is pretty tough(with you being a hole on a dick and all) so you would have to have some stick-to-it-iveness...

 

 

...

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Yeah,  he was talking about me. 

 

The first sign that he is Eagan was the fact that I only did that Irony thing to one person, and it was Eagan and noone in the history of life would say that I was "losing" a flame war with that scrotum licking dick hole...

 

 

un...unless the best insult that I could come up with was scrotum licking dick hole...which isn't as much of a insult as a compliment.  I mean if you were a dick hole, licking a scrotum is pretty tough(with you being a hole on a dick and all)  so you would have to have some stick-to-it-iveness...

 

 

...

If irony was a bad joke, Ripper would be telling it RIGHT NOW

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Yeah,  he was talking about me. 

 

The first sign that he is Eagan was the fact that I only did that Irony thing to one person, and it was Eagan and noone in the history of life would say that I was "losing" a flame war with that scrotum licking dick hole...

 

 

un...unless the best insult that I could come up with was scrotum licking dick hole...which isn't as much of a insult as a compliment.  I mean if you were a dick hole, licking a scrotum is pretty tough(with you being a hole on a dick and all)  so you would have to have some stick-to-it-iveness...

 

 

...

If irony was a bad joke, Ripper would be telling it RIGHT NOW

If Irony was a...um....if...

 

 

....

 

 

 

SHADDUP~!

 

*runs*

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I saw Eagan in January on another board, and he said that he was posting on TSM at the time. I dismissed it as BS. However, based on the posting styles (posting certain Comedy Central show previews -- you'll be busted tonight if I know what you'll do; that irony thing above), Eagan = Krazy Karter. BTW, do you have any themes? I want the different 1997-8 Goldust ones, they ruled.

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