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Guest KJ Brackish
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::cough cough::

 

I await the photoshop results. The winner gets a cockstrider v2.0 plush toy.

 

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Its amazing how some people just suddenly lose their minds after months of normality. (I called it the Eagan Syndrome).

 

I didn't watch the video, nor did I read anything after the second page. I'd just find myself frustrated and losing faith in humanity.

Guest KJ Brackish
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It never happened.....don't cha worry. What a pose eh?!?

 

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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How do you find this stuff? Your easy access of such pictures is more scary than funny.

Guest KJ Brackish
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It's from my trusty assistant ROBIN or TRITEC as you know her. She's perverted like that. She took all the pictures. She's got a full collection of her friends porn on her computer. :-D

 

BTW...Kotz......that picture is just disturbing. You could have made my head smaller so that it could fit on the body.

 

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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Wait....thats actually him?

Guest KJ Brackish
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Was me..... two years ago. I guess he isn't keen enough to find my surplus of recient pictures that are plastered on the net in a few places.

 

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Guest KJ Brackish
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Looks can be deceiving children. I'm still waiting for a photoshopped picture that is at least mediocre at best! I didn't not have HOMOSEXUAL relations with that DAVID!

 

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Guest KJ Brackish
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There are no other David's, besides the one pictured that I know. The only other person named David I know is my nephew, but my name isn't reshad or what the hell ever. He's a nasty mofo.

 

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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There are no other David's, besides the one pictured that I know. The only other person named David I know is my nephew, but my name isn't reshad or what the hell ever. He's a nasty mofo.

 

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I thought you were going to become a wrestler. I don't think you could lift the toilet seat to take a piss let alone pick someone up for a body slam.

Guest KJ Brackish
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?!? Look at my goddamn arms there......I was semi-skinny, and anyways that was two years ago. (not that I can say much for myself now)....... I haven't been working out until now.

 

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent
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What the hell is that supposed to mean?!?

It means you look like a weak pussy. Not only are you a weak pussy, you're a fucking retard.

Guest KJ Brackish
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WOW Banky....you proved right there what people on this board have said for a while now. You are a loser. Just because you probably weigh 245 lbs, have HUGE taped glasses, and don't have a life, doesn't mean you have to try and put yourself above those that are skinnier than you. It's not our fault that we don't each McD's 4 times a week like some people. Keep your mouth shut now Banky, as I'm not sure how you even became a part of this. Keep your FAT ASS out of my business. Can you say inferiority complex?!?!?

 

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Guest KJ Brackish
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And you sir are TEH BIGGEST FAGGOT on the board. I mean c'mon. I could do a better job photoshopping myself. Why kind of a homo uses the Kool-Aide guy?!? Don't even try anymore. If you suck that bad, just leave the thread!

 

FUCK OFF!

 

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Guest KJ Brackish
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Okay.......If you actually open those BIG ASS FUCKING MOONPIE'S THAT YOU CALL EYES, you can see that I am not kissing that guy. You guys are EXTREMELY desperate for any gay stuff to surface. SOWWY ain't gonna happen. TRITEC doesn't have that much on me.

 

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Okay.......If you actually open those BIG ASS FUCKING MOONPIE'S THAT YOU CALL EYES, you can see that I am not kissing that guy. You guys are EXTREMELY desperate for any gay stuff to surface. SOWWY ain't gonna happen. TRITEC doesn't have that much on me.

 

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Your right, how could that even be mistaken as being a little gay? :huh:

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It exists, but TRITEC doesn't have access to it.

 

Interesting how all of this stuff that you claim isn't gay all involves that one guy. You and that one guy playfully rolling around, you and that one guy "not" making out....seems like you and that one guy are pretty damn close.

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