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Allright, who hated the evening gown match?

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Allright... I'm not one to start throwing around labels, but if you hated the match, you're a pussy. I don't care how much of a wrestling purist you are, the fact is that in a fairly short segment you had four bangin'-ass blond chicks rolling around the ring in thongs, giving gratuitous ass and taint shots to everyone. It was like a break from the wrestling, and I honestly don't see how anyone could have disliked that match for what it was.

 

You're all a bunch of freaks! :P

 

So anyway, who dares to bash it? BRING IT ON!

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Uh, it sucked. So did most of the card, save for the World and WWE title matches.

 

If I want to see the Divas in their underwear, I'll order one of their magazines or go to their website and see all the gratuitous ass I can handle.

 

Since the event is called Wrestlemania, I'll say the lingerie match sucked.

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Guest Choken One

It was good for what it was...NOTHINGNESS. Pleased the 12 year Olds I guess but there wasn't a NEED for it.

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Guest wildpegasus

To me, Stratus and her evil grin was a million times sexier than the evening gown match. And that didn't take any time away from the show at all. Good girl next door Trish is also pretty sexy too because of course the evil grin wouldn't be as special if Stratus hadn't been the happy/go lucky girl for so long. I want both Trishes!

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To me, Stratus and her evil grin was a million times sexier than the evening gown match. And that didn't take any time away from the show at all. Good girl next door Trish is also pretty sexy too because of course the evil grin wouldn't be as special if Stratus hadn't been the happy/go lucky girl for so long. I want both Trishes!

Agreed.

 

The match sucked, and I didn't so much as spring a boner. So it failed to capture my interest.

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Allright... I'm not one to start throwing around labels, but if you hated the match, you're a pussy. I don't care how much of a wrestling purist you are, the fact is that in a fairly short segment you had four bangin'-ass blond chicks...

Waitaminute... four bangin' chicks? :huh:

 

I respectfully disagree; I'd agree on Jackie, and I'd hit Sable purely for the MILF factor, but Torrie does nothing for me, and Stacy actually has a negative effect on my libido.

 

Having said that, though, I've never had problems with T&A on a wrestling show. Of course, I'd rather have Molly than any blonde on the payroll, but that's just my personal taste.

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Guest nikowwf

I failed to understand why the match progressed beyond the point when all four's dresses were off already. They couldn't fight in any way that would be interesting to watch, and they weren't going to start having sex, and they weren't going to take off any further clothes.

 

niko

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Allright... I'm not one to start throwing around labels, but if you hated the match, you're a pussy. I don't care how much of a wrestling purist you are, the fact is that in a fairly short segment you had four bangin'-ass blond chicks...

Waitaminute... four bangin' chicks? :huh:

 

I respectfully disagree; I'd agree on Jackie, and I'd hit Sable purely for the MILF factor, but Torrie does nothing for me, and Stacy actually has a negative effect on my libido.

 

Having said that, though, I've never had problems with T&A on a wrestling show. Of course, I'd rather have Molly than any blonde on the payroll, but that's just my personal taste.

Really? Man, I thought I was stretching when I included Grandma Sable in there. And even still, she's not horrible, but she's starting to look like someone who utilized botox and facelifts.

 

Stacy has a sweet ass.

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Stacy was ruined by that creepy pre-teen swim-suit thing she was wearing. What the hell was that?! Did King dig it out of the closet he uses when he has hookers play dress up?

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Guest Coffey

I actually thought that Sable looked the best last night. She just stood out more.

 

Of course, I only watched about the first two minutes of the nonsense before I went to piss, get a refill or Sprite and a few slices of Papa John's shitty pizza.

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The only part I remember is the end, where Torrie held Jackie in the pin position so the front row pervs could get their cameras out.

 

Other than that it was totally forgettable, but almost innofensively short. That's all I can really say. Except Stacy does a nice moonsault.

 

EDIT: Yes, I should have said cartwheel. So easy to get the two mixed up...

 

:huh:

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Except Stacy does a nice moonsault.

When was this? I do not remember it at all.

 

I'm not an ass man; Stacy's blonde, and has no tits, two things that I usually frown upon, particularly the latter.

 

I like nice booty, legs, and smaller breasts are preferable to me, so I have no problem. Generally I do not like blondes, but they're more attractive to me if they have brown eyes (like Stacy does) However, her lingerie was very "ugh..."

 

Also, that bitch Torrie wins AGAIN?! Fuck that. The last time she lost was when Sable abandoned her in a tag match, ironically. I'd swear if she had a match with Goldberg she'd still come out with her streak intact.

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Sable is my favorite out of the bunch, but I will say that Torrie was looking right last night...and usually, she does nothing for me.

 

I couldn't give a damn about the match though. Evening gown matches have been played since 98. If you've seen one diva in bra and panties, you've seen them all.

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Guest Jimbo

I waited to get food to watch the match and see Jackie's tit. I saw nothing. Instead, I saw them trying to perform wrestling moves. I wish I had gotten the food.

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Guest The Winter Of My Discontent

I guess you'd all rather seem half naked men roll around in spandex. They're all more appetizing than Molly Holly. Sorry team.

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Guest Jimbo

Can somebody delete those extra posts for me? Sorry.

 

*hopes this only shows once*

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Allright... I'm not one to start throwing around labels, but if you hated the match, you're a pussy. I don't care how much of a wrestling purist you are, the fact is that in a fairly short segment you had four bangin'-ass blond chicks...

Waitaminute... four bangin' chicks? :huh:

 

I respectfully disagree; I'd agree on Jackie, and I'd hit Sable purely for the MILF factor, but Torrie does nothing for me, and Stacy actually has a negative effect on my libido.

 

Having said that, though, I've never had problems with T&A on a wrestling show. Of course, I'd rather have Molly than any blonde on the payroll, but that's just my personal taste.

Personally, I'd do all 4 chicks in the match. And all the other chicks on the roster, except for Jazz and Shaniqua.

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I would have enjoyed it if the divas were actually wearing skimpy clothing. They were all wearing granny panties, victoria wrestles in less than they were wearing. They were not wearing thongs, unless they had something over them. Personally I would have had them all just wrestle in g strings. WWE is turning into a complete pussy, they have no balls or attitude. Once I got back to my house on campus I asked everyone what they thought of mania, they all said they enjoyed it but thought the evening gown match did not deliver. Its ppv, why not have the ladies in thongs?

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I just find it really disconcerting to mix sex and wrestling.

 

Although I suppose if you're into that sort of thing...

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T&A is one thing that will always sell, people don't go to stip clubs once and say, "Well, I saw ass, I guess I never need to come here again."

But what if they never changed the dancers?

 

We've seen two of them nude, one of the other's tits, and the interesting parts of Stacy are pretty much on full display or we've seen more of her on Raw. Booooring.

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Guest Brian
I just find it really disconcerting to mix sex and wrestling.

 

Although I suppose if you're into that sort of thing...

Tina Turner.

 

 

 

I win!

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