Rawknight 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Axis: In January 2004, the SWF Head Office asked former SJL wrestler and prominent trainer of young wrestlers Chris Card if he had any students that the SWF could sign as a future superstar. Chris Card said he had a class of twelve, all of whom who were prospects. Then the SWF had an idea. Then the SWF had a… ::Metallic script over a black screen, every hit of a letter accompanied by a crashing sound:: R-E-V-O-L-U-T-I-ON ---------------------------------------- Walking into the TV studio, Revolution graduate and occasional SWF TV dark match victim John Aikman is every inch the model professional wrestler. A chiseled and cut physique, small enough to be considered a cruiserweight but and powerful enough to take on guys of any size on his own merits. A Chris Benoit, a Tom Flesher, an Eddy Guererro figure… with a sickeningly smug grin. Aikman wipes a stray bead of sweat off his chest and slowly motions for the camera to give a long slow pan of his body and the cocky young prospect laughs quietly to himself. John Aikman: Sometimes in a man’s life he has to make choices. Do I scratch my fat backside or let it itch on? Do I flick over the TV to the sport, or keep vegetating in front of “When Magicians Collapse IV”? Do I get out of bed to cash my welfare check or let my 16 kids starve? Well just like you, all of you poor slobs back home, John Aikman has to make choices. Do I cut loose and really say what I think? Do I tell you just what I could do to all those SWF stars, all YOUR heroes? Do I point out every last way in which I am better than ANYONE who steps up to face me? Or do I say nothing and leave you all in suspense? Aikman moves to leave and then broadens his grin, laughs to himself again – clearly highly amused by toying with the viewers before continuing. John Aikman: See John Aikman is about words, but he’s about more than words. He’s about desire, heart, fight, ambition but bottom line is; John Aikman is about ABILITY. Simply put I am going to become the BEST DAMN WRESTLER IN THE WORLD ALIVE TODAY… PERIOD, and they’re just not a lot you can do to stop me. Now I know I don’t have to beg for your votes because… look. Just look. Let your eyes wander up and down this perfect figure and let your common sense do the voting for you. Taking breath Aikman pauses, leaving the common sense thought in the mind of the voting public for a few seconds. John Aikman: Give those overpaid slobs in the SWF a lesson in respect. Vote for a little more perfection in professional wrestling…Right? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 say what you think, but you'll have to wait for more of these promos before you pick the final 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toxxic 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Heel Flesher Lite? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I'll be talking about this lot more man we I see more promos and have stuff to judge against...this is going to be very interesting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
King Cucaracha 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 I'm seeing promise in this guy. I eagerly await the competition... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rawknight 0 Report post Posted March 24, 2004 Heel Flesher Lite? Chris Card lite. No man more closely resembles his trainer Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HVilleThugg 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 I'm confused...are you doing promos for all 12 graduates? Da "hmmm" H Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dace59 0 Report post Posted March 26, 2004 Yes, he will be. Then we vote like the voyures we are. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mr. S£im Citrus 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 Vote? Is this supposed to be some kind of 'American Idol' situation? Is the most popular jobber going to get an SWF contract? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Secret Agent 0 Report post Posted March 27, 2004 I don't know, WC, but I'm quickly losing intrest in this. Come on, Card, speed up the progress here, you know my attention span is very limited here. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Suicide King Report post Posted March 27, 2004 This guy related to Troy Aikman? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
