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Well, the other day, I saw that my local Kmart had a "Grand Opening" sign up. I had no clue it was closed at all!

 

Well, my mom headed to the store today, and they have completely changed the store! It only sells clothes now. Gone are the toys, gone are the electronic sections, gone are the the huge amount of video games...JUST clothing. They even had a cafeteria there, with hot dogs, pretzels, pizza, and ICEE drinks...ALSO GONE! WHY!!? That was the only place I can think of that they sold them ICEE things there! BOOOO!!

 

Well, anyways, I bet this change had to do with the fact Kmart was going bankrupt. They had to cut some costs...

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They probably couldn't compete w/ the likes of 1-stop stores like Wal-Mart and Target, or electronics stores like Best Buy and Circuit City. Get rid of those parts of your business, and concentrate on what you think you can do best.

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They probably couldn't compete w/ the likes of 1-stop stores like Wal-Mart and Target, or electronics stores like Best Buy and Circuit City. Get rid of those parts of your business, and concentrate on what you think you can do best.

So in K-Marts case...Toilet paper and Icee's.

 

Tha...thats about it.

 

 

Actually, I would go to a store that only sold toilet paper and Icee's. They would call it "Sip N Wipe".

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Guest Salacious Crumb

Wal-Mart has pretty much driven them out of business.

 

That and K Mart always had shitty customer service.

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AND they used Rosie Odonnell and Penny Marshall as spokespersons, and seriously, how could they compete with the Walmart CGI smiley face of pure evil?

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AND they used Rosie Odonnell and Penny Marshall as spokespersons, and seriously, how could they compete with the Walmart CGI smiley face of pure evil?

Don't forget Martha Stewart!

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I think the last thing I got in a K Mart was a cheap(But suprisingly good widescreen print) of The Chinese Connection for $5. Like I said, I was amazed at how good it looked.

Edited by Masked Man of Mystery

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Random Guy: Honey, I'm going to sip & wipe. Want anything?

 

Guys Wife: You gross bastard! How dare you ask that!!!

 

Guy: What?! I'm going to get toilet paper and some ICEE.

 

Guys Wife: No you aren't. You wanted to give me a piece of used toilet paper with your poop on it.

 

Guy: No I wouldn't.

 

Devil Version: Yes you would. Do it! Do it! Do it!

 

Guy: Fine. But not now, I'm going to Sip & Wipe.

 

Devil: Then do it now!!

 

Guy: I mean the store.

 

Devil: You Homo! (vanishes)

 

Guy: Eh...(walks away)

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Guest Man Of 1,004 Modes
This news is even worse than BBCW's attmpts at being funny.

I guess thats a accomplishment...eh. I knew it went too long.

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Don't you dare sully the good name of the Sip N' Wipe.

 

Jeez, you try to come up with a legitamite business and some FREAK takes it in some other direction.

 

 

JEEZ.

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Don't you dare sully the good name of the Sip N' Wipe.

 

Jeez, you try to come up with a legitamite business and some FREAK takes it in some other direction. 

 

 

JEEZ.

I'm sorry, I was having too much fun. Here, let me pay for your next hooker.

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